Took a shower in less than 10 min. I then got dressed in 3.

Gave up on my computer.

Usually I can deal with it's laggy behaviour, but when it starts to take 15 mins to open up the Internet, you know it's time to give up and leave that pile of 7 year old junk alone.

Look like it's iPod Internet from here on until I somehow manage to get my own laptop D:

I got stuck in an elevator.
Fortunately, I was there with my two friends and the elevator's walls were transparent (people were waving and laughing at us -.-') so I didn't start panicking. But we'd spent 15 minut there before some nice elderly lady called security guards who rescued us. At least we had some chocolate to eat 🙂

Mixed equal parts heavy whipping cream and Chocolate Ovaltine... then ate it (about 2-3 tablespoons each).
It was good even though it brought me five steps closer to a heart attack.

Also, I'm in the process of making Baked Apple French Toast for the first time; though, it's the lactose-free version... with regular bread (I forgot the recipe asked for french bread).

[color=green]"Officially, this machine doesn't exist, you didn't get it from me,
and I don't know you. Make sure it doesn't leave the building."[/color]

lol Toto. I have to try that one of these days.

I actually miss logging on to MU on a daily basis. Busy busy.

edit: I got into a screaming fight with several people.

..tried dragonfruit. Never again.
I had a reaction to it. _____; and it doesn't even taste good (to me.)

Jogged 5 miles. Wasn't actually as hard as I was expecting. xD

..Tried Linux.
It was alright :3 I liked it.

Thought my parents were fucking morons...

Father: Tomorrow, there's a talk about how Evolution is incompatible with Christianity.

Me: WHAT?

Father: There's going to be a talk tomorrow about how Evolution is incompatible with Christianity.

/me walks to the back room and stares at them with a WTF look.

Mother: I don't think [me; Toto] heard.

I don't understand how they can believe this shit.

[color=green]"Officially, this machine doesn't exist, you didn't get it from me,
and I don't know you. Make sure it doesn't leave the building."[/color]

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Thought my parents were fucking morons...

Father: Tomorrow, there's a talk about how Evolution is incompatible with Christianity.

Me: WHAT?

Father: There's going to be a talk tomorrow about how Evolution is incompatible with Christianity.

/me walks to the back room and stares at them with a WTF look.

Mother: I don't think [me; Toto] heard.

I don't understand how they can believe this shit.

No no no, tell them it is compatible. Most modern day Christians are what we call Theist Evolutionist. They believe that God started the big bang and guided the human evolution. So Yeah, it is compatible in that part. Tell them that and they'll be like: "You go in the closet and don't come out until you apologize!" 🤣

Gay book discussion thread

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this is not about cannibalism...please get back on topic

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I think it is exactly the topic. I see nothing wrong.

Well, the only thing without magic is evolution. ;D

If they really think that women were made of a rib bone (lolwat)
and that dinosaur bones are just for trolling (ahahah),
then evolution indeed doesn't work for them.

I found the MU FB group. I want to join, yet I don't. 🤣

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I found the MU FB group. I want to join, yet I don't. 🤣

There hasn't been any signs of life there for a while now. ._.

I saw a Big Buddha Big Buddha Big Buddha!!!

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I found the MU FB group. I want to join, yet I don't. 🤣

There hasn't been any signs of life there for a while now. ._.

Well the facebook hype is dying out anyways.

[color=#ff0000]"“That's the difference between me and the rest of the world!
Happiness isn't good enough for me! I demand euphoria!” "[/color]