accidentally hit myself in the crotch after throwing a baseball... x-x

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accidentally hit myself in the crotch after throwing a baseball... x-x

CURVEBALL.

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CURVEBALL.

how did you know? 🤣
It was a pretty good one too, pain aside.

I almost wanted to grab a bundle of eggs and toss them into the open-air carpark 'cos there're a bunch of folks yakking away like noisy. (It's not even the 7th storey and I can hear every word of their convo.)

Today (though not actually today, it was yesterday), for the first time in my life, I... said yes to a proposal.
I feel so sorry for the bastard. 🤣

If it weren't for the gutter, my mind would be homeless.

..showered with other women I didnt know (after a heated yoga session)..never used a women's locker and changing room before..

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Made a bear flash drive. >PICTURE HERE< :3333

Recently, I was careless enough to step on my 1GB flashdrive. The exterior was broken, but the insides were still fine. So I just took apart this keychain I had and stuffed the usb parts inside. :3 (I'm simplifying it. It took around 3 hours to complete.) >o>

:3

Thats amazing!! 😃

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Made a bear flash drive. >PICTURE HERE< :3333

Recently, I was careless enough to step on my 1GB flashdrive. The exterior was broken, but the insides were still fine. So I just took apart this keychain I had and stuffed the usb parts inside. :3 (I'm simplifying it. It took around 3 hours to complete.) >o>

:3

That's like....the cutest thing ever. DD'X <3

Next to monkeys of course. o-o/

Today I woke up with a black eye. Not the first time it's happened! But this time it was my left eye and that's a first. It's not as bad as the last time. D; ;A;

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Monkeys, always at your service.

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I have to thank you again. It's been a while since I've had this much d**k on my computer. :'3

the first time today?
i excercise my right to suffrage...
i participated on the 2010 National Election...

Ras tel ma scir magister Veniant Spiritus Aeriales Fulgurientes!! Cum Fulguratione Flet Tempestas Austrina, Jovis Tempestas Fulguriens!!!

I heard my neighbours talk about my singing skills after I sang "goldeneye" over and over again for about 10 times. I'd forgotten about the open window 🙄

Drove around the neighbourhood by myself..

Love is so bad.

Found out that Im an uncle. 😲
God, I knew I was starting to feel old. 🤣

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Today (though not actually today, it was yesterday), for the first time in my life, I... said yes to a proposal.
I feel so sorry for the bastard. 🤣

Congrats, Jinx.

For some odd reason, I'm recalling a scene from a documentary where a female praying mantis devours her partner.... I wonder why. 🤣

Point & Squirt

I donated to bug comic http://www.bugcomic.com and to MU :3

Reading Love LuckyRecommended B Gata H Kei <3 Conveni-N XD

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Today (though not actually today, it was yesterday), for the first time in my life, I... said yes to a proposal.
I feel so sorry for the bastard. 🤣

Congrats, Jinx.

For some odd reason, I'm recalling a scene from a documentary where a female praying mantis devours her partner.... I wonder why. 🤣

So true. 🤣 And thank you.

If it weren't for the gutter, my mind would be homeless.

Went to apply for an Indonesian visa, for the first time
Where i'm going on vacation for 5 weeks, for the first time.
Alone, for the first time.
Paid the ticket myself, for the first time. But not today.

Also checked my bank balance, which made me cry a little, for the first time.

Do but despise reason and science,
The highest of all human gifts -
Then you have surrendered to the Devil
And must surely perish. - J.W. von Goethe