When I was a kid, I set fires with my friends, used fireworks without adult supervision, jumped from one high place to another, and I remember hitting my head a lot, doing... something?

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Started smoking. >.>

I tried to climb up a ladder to my uncle's roof. The ladder was kind of shaky so I was scare to climb it. Whenever I made it half way, the ladder will shake and I will get scare.
So oneday I manage to climb up there.
Though I didn't want to go back down the way I came from. Cause the ladder is shakingly scary.
So INSTEAD I jump down from the roof to the ground and voila a perfect landing. That also explain my stunts that I do and my haunting dreams of ladders and stairs (though stairs are another story)

when i was, like 3 or 4, i slapped a dog in the face...

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hmm... me and my neighbor were around 7 would climb on to our roof form our fence and have pog (remember those wow thats long ago) fight by trying to throw them at each other. the gap was like ten feet apart. where was our parents you ask? to be honest i have no i idea because we did this lot.

Don't believe in your self! Believe in me that believes in me that you!

I used my dining room table as a trampoline. Too bad it was made of glass lol

When I was in Elementary School, I had lit a green trashcan on fire. I had also attempted to teach a pigeon how to "swim"... in the bathtub. 😐

I rode a bike down a hill, only to discover that the breaks were cut, (by some crap-neighbors. >:-( .) I then, proceeded to crashing into an unsuspecting van.

I don't remember much.

In kindergarten, I speared a classmate through several easels and broke his arm in the process.

He was fucking with my painting. >:-(

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Just because someone's head was chopped off doesn't mean they're dead. That's just silly.

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MANY things.. I remember running into a table corner and i got stitches on my forehead. And i remember jumping on a glass table, thus breaking it into many pieces. I was in general, a really clumsy kid. I also pulled a cat's tail.. I swear every kid has done that LOL

I bit into a glass Christmas ornament and had to go to ER. Another time I chewed on a road flare and ended up foaming at the mouth and went to ER. 🤢

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I was a chonic climber as a kid. Trees, fences, sneaking out windows onto rooftops and up walls, up ropes and ladders in creaky old buildings and barns.

Oddly, I hate rock-climbing.

I also did lots of stupid things revolving around dance. There are certain ways the body was not meant to bend 🤢

I was the "genius baby", but that developed into the "dare devil baby" when I learned how to walk, which was 5 months. I ran, though, not walk. I didn't use my breaks, either. I ran when standing on beds then fell off. I ran into walls. I ran down streets naked, then dancing in front of ladies on cell phones (have memories of doing so). I also jumped into deep pools, though I never learned how to swim until I was 8. I actually have a memory of drowning myself, when I was either two or three. I was thinking "I wonder what would happen if I kept walking down those stairs" when with my aunt at a public swimming pool, so I kept walking down the stairs of the pool until I drowned and went unconscious. Maybe I was missing my sense of danger or instinct to live...?

Set tissue paper on fire and thrown it in the house. 🤣

I guess you can hi-jack someones idea, but you'll never understand their plan for its success.
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I distinctly recall forgetting to put my pants on after gym once and walking to my next class in the underwear. That was in Jr High, 7th Grade I think. Not really dangerous but worth a mention

I used to jump off of high things, and down a stair case that ended in a concrete floor. Never got hurt but I look at some of that stuff now and can't help asking what I was thinking.

Oh, I remember one kid got a voltmeter and convinced me to plug the ends into the wall socket. Heh heh heh. Nothing happened to me but that kid got zapped something good and dropped his thing.

And my friends were always tiny and we snuck into the pool in a hole in a fence behind a shed and I always almost got stuck. I mean it was his family's pool so it wasn't really illegal but it was stupid. I remember his brother would climb down from the balcony.

I used to live next to the freeway and I'd used to throw rocks up at it. I scared a mother hen with her chicks. Fucking thing chased me down until I tripped. I thought it was going to peck my eyes out. I stole my neighbors bike once. I used to play chicken with cars. I used to play with matches. Until I almost burned my house down. Luckily it was so old that it still had asbestos and if you want something to not burn ever, asbestos is good at that.

Sarcasm just doesn't work over the internet.