Your Klutziest Moment

16 years ago
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Over the past year, I've became an loose-gripped person. Whenever I hold something, I ended up dropping it. I broke a couple dishware in the past month, and just recently I tripped while going up the stairs in my home, wrecking the portable heater, the old TV, and dropped two pieces of cheesecake on the carpet. That was the klutziest moment, that I will look back when I get older and laaaugh.
Are there any klutziest moments in your life you would like to share?

16 years ago
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Dropping half of my salad on the floor.
It was horrible.
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don't know if it is the klutziest, but it's is the most recent, since the wound didn't even heal yet, i was washing the dishes when i hit a glass with my elbow, in the reflex to catch i hit my forehead rather hard on the doorknob of the shelf above the sink, letting the glass fall down and break, the knob bent and my forehead with a cut who took some effort an my part too stop the bleeding... it didn't help my sister and a friend getting home from a party drunk and insisting in walking barefoot in the kitchen full of glass shards... other i just remembered while writing the first part is that a few days ago, while i was having some soup (90%of the time i eat in front of the pc) a bug fell in my plate, i quickly threw it away, just to notice after that i threw not only the bug, but made a path of soup in front of me, more especifically on the monitor and a bit spilt on the keyboard... got me real angry at the time

16 years ago
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Let's see...I've busted my eyebrow walking into open doors (please note plual), and ended up in the hospital with a variety of injuries, most of which have highly amusing stories behind them. But I think the best is when I got a concussion in a hospital.
I was visiting my grandpa and did a "Charlie Brown" on the freshly mopped floor. And then, I ended up going to different hospital to get the cat scans done that night.
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Me: Performing Random Acts of Klutziness for over 30 years.
Spinning for fun on the playground and then somehow getting tangled up on the swings. .___.
Not to mention bumping into walls. >_>;;
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16 years ago
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