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Would you really want 72 virgins? I would trade them in for 3 women that know what they're doing!

You got that right, Demi Moore, Monica Bellucci and Michelle Phifer. Blowing oneself up sounds really inviting if it is for them.

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Let's try to keep the humor (and I say that loosely) PG (fine, PG-13 if you must argue), please. And try not to offend too many other groups...

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Let's try to keep the humor (and I say that loosely) PG (fine, PG-13 if you must argue), please. And try not to offend too many other groups...

Zot! Sorry about that!

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Life is tough......but it's tougher if you're stupid.
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Let's try to keep the humor (and I say that loosely) PG (fine, PG-13 if you must argue), please. And try not to offend too many other groups...

Zot! Sorry about that!

Here's some funny product

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If you drizzle that in blood it'll be a great Halloween decoration. 😀

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OMG SO GROSS!!!!
The Fly evolves

Correction....It isn't a fly at all. It's a Cicada

Heh..Heh....Those things are fun. After they come out you can collect the shells and cling them on stuff with their spiky legs. You can find a bunch on trees. I used to cling them on unsuspecting people's backs.......

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[color=red]On the net, men are men, women are men and children are the FBI. =D[/color]

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Let's try to keep the humor (and I say that loosely) PG (fine, PG-13 if you must argue), please. And try not to offend too many other groups...

Zot! Sorry about that!

Here's some funny product

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LOL that caught me pretty good, nice one vince.

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reminds me of some pokemon... forgot the name...

Yanma?

no... its one of those who evolve out of that orange male caterpillar from the games, and if you have a free space in your pockets you also get another, brounish pokemen in the same shape...

forgot the friggin names....

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reminds me of some pokemon... forgot the name...

Yanma?

no... its one of those who evolve out of that orange male caterpillar from the games, and if you have a free space in your pockets you also get another, brounish pokemen in the same shape...

forgot the friggin names....

Weedle turns to Beedrill
urmple turns to Beautifly and Dustox
Caterpie turns to Butterfree
Yanma is not a caterpillar but turns to Yanmega
Nincada turns to Ninjask and Shedinja
Trapinch turns to Vibrava

Don't know who else you could be talking about.

Life is tough......but it's tougher if you're stupid.
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This can make you let a "pfft" go.
And...
The General Laws of Massachusetts

PART IV. CRIMES, PUNISHMENTS AND PROCEEDINGS IN CRIMINAL CASES

TITLE I. CRIMES AND PUNISHMENTS

CHAPTER 272. CRIMES AGAINST CHASTITY, MORALITY, DECENCY AND GOOD ORDER

Chapter 272: Section 36. Blasphemy

Section 36. Whoever wilfully blasphemes the holy name of God by denying, cursing or contumeliously reproaching God, his creation, government or final judging of the world, or by cursing or contumeliously reproaching Jesus Christ or the Holy Ghost, or by cursing or contumeliously reproaching or exposing to contempt and ridicule, the holy word of God contained in the holy scriptures shall be punished by imprisonment in jail for not more than one year or by a fine of not more than three hundred dollars, and may also be bound to good behavior.
... if you let slip a "god danmit" you get trown straight at the big house 🤣

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This can make you let a "pfft" go.

Yes and we pagans will eat your children. >=D

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[quote=moritana]reminds me of some pokemon... forgot the name...

Yanma?

no... its one of those who evolve out of that orange male caterpillar from the games, and if you have a free space in your pockets you also get another, brounish pokemen in the same shape...

forgot the friggin names....

Weedle turns to Beedrill
urmple turns to Beautifly and Dustox
Caterpie turns to Butterfree
Yanma is not a caterpillar but turns to Yanmega
Nincada turns to Ninjask and Shedinja
Trapinch turns to Vibrava

Don't know who else you could be talking about.

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i THINK it was Nincada turns to Ninjask and Shedinja.
😀

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[quote=moritana]reminds me of some pokemon... forgot the name...

Yanma?

no... its one of those who evolve out of that orange male caterpillar from the games, and if you have a free space in your pockets you also get another, brounish pokemen in the same shape...

forgot the friggin names....

Weedle turns to Beedrill
urmple turns to Beautifly and Dustox
Caterpie turns to Butterfree
Yanma is not a caterpillar but turns to Yanmega
Nincada turns to Ninjask and Shedinja
Trapinch turns to Vibrava

Don't know who else you could be talking about.

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I think we've found our Pokémon Master. 🙂

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[quote=vinceasuma][quote=moritana]reminds me of some pokemon... forgot the name...

Yanma?

no... its one of those who evolve out of that orange male caterpillar from the games, and if you have a free space in your pockets you also get another, brounish pokemen in the same shape...

forgot the friggin names....

Weedle turns to Beedrill
urmple turns to Beautifly and Dustox
Caterpie turns to Butterfree
Yanma is not a caterpillar but turns to Yanmega
Nincada turns to Ninjask and Shedinja
Trapinch turns to Vibrava

Don't know who else you could be talking about.

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I think we've found our Pokémon Master. 🙂 [/quote]
What can I say? I'm a fan.

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What can I say? I'm a fan.

Hva you seen all the movies too?

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Not sure if you've already seen this, but i thought it was funny

crabs

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Not sure if you've already seen this, but i thought it was funny

crabs

WTF o.O

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