Humor
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Quote from fallofkakashi
[color=red] some of these NSFW[/color]
ok, so a girl with no arms and no legs is rolling around at the beach, and this big muscley guy walks up and starts talking to her, well after a bit, she says she has never been hugged, so the guy picks her up, and gives her a hug, and puts her back down, well, they keep talking, and she brings up the fact that she's never been kissed, so he picks her up, and gives her a kiss, and sets her back down, well a bit later...she gets a bit nervous, and says "ya know, I've never been fucked, either" so the guy picks her up......and throws her into the ocean and yells "your fucked now bitch!!!!"
What do you call an aneroxic girl with a yeast infection?
a quarter pounder with cheese
ok that one just kinda grosses meh out....
prolly posted some of those pix before...but i cant remember...
So good, but a good thing you put them under spoilers, NSFW!!
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For those who want some epic lulz, check this out.
WARNING: This is full of stupidity and your IQ will lower once you read some of the stuff.
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Livin just to keep from dyin
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Don't know if these were posted since I'm too lazy to browse the thread.
50 nerdy/geeky pick up lines
Note: some jokes require some basic knowledge for trig, calculus, biology, etc.
Warning: mature themes implied
pikachu. You have been warned.
Pixar Liftedsomething for amusement.
"When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained."
- Samuel Clemens/Mark Twain
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Quote from true_grave_unit
Don't know if these were posted since I'm too lazy to browse the thread.
50 nerdy/geeky pick up lines
Note: some jokes require some basic knowledge for trig, calculus, biology, etc.Warning: mature themes implied
pikachu. You have been warned.Pixar Liftedsomething for amusement.
Seriously the Guitarist one? EPIC LULZ. I actually laughed out loud. Check out my post in the one before for some real musician jokes. Oh and the difference between a fiddle and a violin is that the fiddle still has sawdust in it.
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@fallofkakashi - those were great
@true_grave_unit - good ones
Yes this is lame but its my favorite joke.
How does Helen Keller drive?
One hand on the wheel..and one hand on the road
"Squeak Squeaken, Squeak Squeaker"
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Best vid ever: youtube.com/watch?v=yxnWl63Avo4
Funny Whose Line skit: http://youtube.com/watch?v=6_NeU3t0l-0
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Quote from fallofkakashi
🤣 That was epic
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blissfull_wulf posted it before, he has better pix than me.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vFldBVWFgWo&feature=related
I just wet myself
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Ed and Al address the fangirls - It kind of reminded me of the avatars.
Bleach Crack - My favorite clip is the one with Gin I laughed the most at that part.
