a doctor, a pastor and an engineer went to play golf. they waited for their queue for some time but people before them just never finished. hence they got angry called manager and complained. manager told them "this are blind fireman. their eyes got damaged sometime before while fighting a fire at the club. so we gave them free member ship. please be patient". when pastor heard that, he said "i pray for them at night", doctor said "i'll talk to my friends at night if there is a cure" and engineer said "why don't then play at night?"

Trust me, I am an engineer.

that's a good one.
here's one I heard at my physics faculty the other day.

two electrons are sitting on a bench.
a third comes along and asks "can I sit here"
the other answers "what do you think we are, bosons?!"

now if your an engineer you'll understand this.
otherwise it isn't even funny.

Do but despise reason and science,
The highest of all human gifts -
Then you have surrendered to the Devil
And must surely perish. - J.W. von Goethe

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