This was the opposite of what I thought. xD
Here are my favorites:

1. When you see a FREAKING HOTT girl and your friend asks you what you would rate her from 1-10 and you just say jenny (which means 100,000,000,000)

*Bob: Dude look at the girl over there! what would you rate her between 1-10??
Kyle: That is a Jenny right there!!!! *

2. The person you call when you realize you need to start losing weight.

*"Have you called Jenny yet?" *

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Justin 2394 up, 1060 down love it hate it

Sexy, without flaw, loving, kindhearted, name for someone that is special to you, thoughtful.
1:Hey, honey
2:Hey
1:I bought you some flowers

"when i'm sad, i stop being sad and be awesome instead."

• Barney Stinson

Okay, haha... I thought it was weird.

Jayson

**1. A really creepy guy who has a huge c#$& and has to show everyone. A guy who will sleep with your girl friend as favor to you.

"This guy is being a total jayson"

"Hey Mark do you think you can Jayson my girl friend. I think she might be a slut."**

0. 😕 (what is the origin?)
1. A) funny in the sense of humorous rather than strange. Earliest usage I've found (on the web): "strange or funny-haha?" --title of CD by the Japanese electronic artist "bisk" (a/k/a Fujikawa Naohiro). Sub Rosa 118, earliest date given: June 1997; b) emphasizes funniness by repetition; c) performs funniness by using a silly phrase.
2. Names of humor websites in Canada and the UK
3. Graffit seen on pavement in NYC (first place I saw it).

this bothers me

ahahahaha~

1. An extremely pasty white person.

2. A beautiful, kind hearted, yet firey soul.On the whole this foxy cat is a gem but woe betide the person who does not fold the tent correctly or pack the boot correctly.

3. someone crazy and weird.
   usually hooks up with people named michael.
   beware of a clare.

4. A woman whom finds great pleasure in destroying whoopi cushions.

XD what inna world?!! ROFL.

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Tina
1.
Slang for Crystal Meth.
Did you meet tina at the club yesterday?

I used to know some girl that would always talk about how her mom named her Crystal after crystal meth.

As for my name, surprised it was in there. I'm not well endowed or the best sister ever.

:shrugs:

Looking for... shoujo with a canned peach confession. Don’t English me I’m panic.

1. One known for her sexual prowess

2. an AMAZING girl with AMAZING boobs. usually a brunette. has a lot of fun, and is a happy person. is usually pretty confusing, and very VERY flirty.

3. Can be very witty and intelligent when she feels like it, and is often found with her nose in a book.

Umm...what? The last one is like me and I am a brunette.

Alex

1. Alex
   noun.
   Someone that is of extreme greatness. Often considered as a god in some religions. Also means cool.
2. Alex
   A universally well-recognized unisexual name.
   Often derived used as a shortened name for names like (but not limited to): Alexandra, Alexander, Alexandria, Alexa, Alexandra the Queen, Alexander the Great, AlexAlexAlex.

well waddayaknow?

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The first three (there are 11 entires in total):

1. Bridget

An amazingly happy, yet clumsy person, who is so nice and is always helpful to cheer up everyone else.

*I need a Bridget. (in example of needing the happiness)
You pulled a Bridget. (in example of the clumsiness) *

2. Bridget

A woman more entrancing than the greatest laser show at a European Night Club and a woman who could make the darkest day brighter than the sun. Women who try to imitate this woman pitifully fail - mostly because its like trying to imitate the most beautiful celestial body in the universe with the personality of Princess Charming.

*Man, I tried to imitate Bridget today and I couldn't... *

3. Bridget

A shota icon, who is frequently featured in threads on image boards such as not4chan, 7chan and 12chan, where he can be fapped over. Due to his feminine appearance, he can cause sexual confusion for people of both genders, although tends to be a favourite of straight men. Bridget originates from the video game Guilty Gear XX, where he sought to prove his masculinity in a very short nun's habit, using a pink yoyo, and with the help of his teddy bear, Roger.

*Everyone is gay for Bridget. *

Being female, I find number three especially hilarious (though this isn't the first time I've heard of Bridget-the-dude...the first time, though, my reaction can be summed up as this: 😲 ).

More Bridget definitions are here

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1. Loyal, Generous, Handsome individual (s), who is/are without a doubt the very best person to love. Jonathan(s) is/are Intelligent, Subtle, Strong, Rock-like Men. They are the best Friends and very best Lovers.
   No matter what happens to me, good or bad, I can be happy because I have a Jonathan.
   *OH yes, OH Jonathan, OH YES! (again and again and again and etc., etc., etc.) *

2. very nice person, warm and welcoming.
   *everyone wanted to hang around Jonathan at the party. *

3. an extremely nice guy
   *See that Jonathan over there? I love him. *

MOAR.

They start getting funky on page 2.
I hope people think of me this way, lol.

Trip Fall Die

GAH! My plot doesn't bend that way!

Someone who is too cool for words. Wesley's are very influential and make friends easy. Many people misunderstand them but they are really on a higher lever of thinking. Wesley's are not ignorant and see the world how it is not how they wanna see it.

Joshua

1. A boyfriend who cooks, cleans, pays, and drives. A Joshua.

2.Joshua is a sexy, masculine individual exuding the most desirable of traits. Although Joshua may be timid at first, his genuine and compassionate charm shine through above all things. He can be trusted with any secret and will always pull through even when the going gets tough. His understanding and supportive nature can put anyone at ease as he is never judgmental but rather always willing to listen with an open mind. He is the epitome of a true man.

3. A super hot computer nerd who is funny, sarcastic, and a bit of a bad ass.

Oddly a lot of this fits.

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Originating from the movie "Fight Club", Tyler is used to describe one who is extremely sexy and bad ass.
ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh my god, look at him he's such a TYLER.

almost all of the ones below this involve getting high.. LOL. never done that once ;X

1. A fun loving person who's best friend's name usually starts with a "f". a person who is a good listener. An attractive lady.
   -DUDE, that chick is such a Kristi.
   -Kristi, you're awesome!
   -WOW,my girlfriend is a Kristi!

2. a word used to describe a hott girl.
   That girl's name must be Kristi, she is fineeee.

3. RICE KRISTIS!!!! A snack made out of Kristis and marshmallows ... resembles a Rice Crispie treat, hence the name
   -RICE KRISTIS FOR EVERYONE!!! .. Got any marshmallows?
   -No.
   -Oh.

hahaha well that was fun 😀

hahaha. Wow, I love this.

Hannah

1. a girl with class, grace, poise and elegance
2. fun, asways happy, lifts people spirits, and always spread da love.

I'm pretty happy with mine.
😀