How do people wipe their butt
15 years ago
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Well I just got out of the restroom and I wondered to myself how do people wipe their butt compared to me after taking a dookie. As for me I do it standing up. I know sitting down gives you more access but it can also be very messy. Standing up lowers my chances of having my hand full of poop.
If you are to embarrassed to say then please just choose the choices.
15 years ago
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are you serious?
15 years ago
Posts: 302
oh damn i actually filled something in because i wanted to know how many people replied and if there was someone who doesnt wipe there butt... -.- to gruesome to think about
people whipe your butt
i also dont use toiletpaper if there a wet cloths there... those wet paper thingies
more hygienic..
15 years ago
Posts: 963
now this is my kind of thread!
and i think its all about half-way sitting/standing squat!
why because i am the president of the student council of course
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15 years ago
Posts: 96
Quote from ShadowSakura
are you serious?
Serious in what way?? Serious as in standing up to wipe my butt or how serious I am to find out the methods which people wipe their butt? To answer your question yes in both. I find standing up to be more cleaner for me, but it sure takes a lot of toilet paper to have my butt clean. I wipe until the toilet paper is streaky white with no color marks.
15 years ago
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Quote from ShadowSakura
are you serious?
Well, there have been weirder and more useless polls made on here...
And who the hell wipes their ass face down? How is that comfortable in any way? 🤣
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15 years ago
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😲 haha can't believe there is a thread about it....kind of incomplete though....the job is about the position and direction 😛
Face down...what a hell is that? Like going into a contortionist pose to check that the job is done correctly. 🤣
15 years ago
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Standing up like a G. B)
Member15 years ago
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Standing.
Why would I sit?
15 years ago
Posts: 120
Quote from Mamsmilk
Standing.
Why would I sit?
For paper efficiency and swiftness.
Try it and you will ask why to stand.
I also just converted recently.
Member15 years ago
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Quote from Mamsmilk
Standing.
Why would I sit?For paper efficiency and swiftness.
Try it and you will ask why to stand.
I also just converted recently.
I always use the same amount of paper.
Since my diet is pretty good, it is not that
messy a process.
15 years ago
Posts: 96
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Quote from Mamsmilk
Standing.
Why would I sit?For paper efficiency and swiftness.
Try it and you will ask why to stand.
I also just converted recently.
Well, for a woman sitting may seem more of a natural position for them to clean their butt. However, for a guy we have that extra package to take care of. I would risk having my ball sack stained with my own shit if I sat down.
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Quote from chinolal
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Quote from Mamsmilk
Standing.
Why would I sit?For paper efficiency and swiftness.
Try it and you will ask why to stand.
I also just converted recently.Well, for a woman sitting may seem more of a natural position for them to clean their butt. However, for a guy we have that extra package to take care of. I would risk having my ball sack stained with my own shit if I sat down.
Granted. Sitting down just to take the dump is also pretty
nasty when one's cawk touches the cold porcelain.
15 years ago
Posts: 120
Quote from chinolal
Quote from Dissidence
Quote from Mamsmilk
Standing.
Why would I sit?For paper efficiency and swiftness.
Try it and you will ask why to stand.
I also just converted recently.Well, for a woman sitting may seem more of a natural position for them to clean their butt. However, for a guy we have that extra package to take care of. I would risk having my ball sack stained with my own shit if I sat down.
I can't see that happening (as I have no eyes on my behind, but also in the not so literal sense) , since the paper passes the object of concern before coming in contact with any poop, given one is wiping upwards anyway.
15 years ago
Posts: 1050
sitting down, if it's a sitting toilet, or crouching, if it's a crouching toilet.
basically whatever position i had prior to wiping my butt (for example if i did it when taking a shower, then standing up it is)
my suggestion to people: use water..
