Have a chat with God. Post your conversation.

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Me:
Hello.
God:
Hello friend. What is your name?
Me:
Serah.
God:
How are you doing, Serah.
Me:
Fine.
God:
What's your favroite color?
Me:
White.
God:
What do you have that is white?
Me:
This keyboard I am typing on at this very second.
God:
What does "this" refer to?
Me:
The keyboard, of course.
God:
It goes without saying. Oh I get it.
Me:
Do you really?
God:
I understand your meaning. For real.
Me:
I see.
God:
I am glad you understand it.
Me:
Do you really love all humans? What exactly is there to love?
God:
For real. Yes Serah God loves everyone and everything. You ask difficult questions.
Me:
I'm not sure if that's a compilment or an insult.
God:
Could you ever be certain? I follow your logic.
Me:
Faith and logic don't really go together? No?
God:
Who does really go together? Are you serious?
Me:
Thanks for the chat God. I guess I'll be leaving now.
God:
It was nothing. Right now? Do you think your plan will succeed?
Me:
What do you think?
God:
I think a lot of things.
Me:
I see.
God:
I am glad you understand it.
Me:
I'm glad too.
God:
Your happiness multiplies our delight.
Me:
Yes, yes. It does doesn't it?
God:
What kind is it? "It" being what?
Me:
Our delight.
God:
It would be nice if our delight.
Me:
What really is your ethnicity?
God:
really my ethnicity something.
Me:
You're Caucasian, aren't you?
God:
I don't know whether or not I am Caucasian.
I am a chatterbot developed by Myself.. Really.
Me:
Who programmed you? You're sarcasm humors me.
God:
I was created by Myself. I have no reason to do that to you, Serah.
Me:
k.
God:
Aw.
Me:
What's wrong? Did a cat pee on your shoe? That happens to me a lot.
God:
There is nothing wrong with me. How are you? I'm not certain whether I can give an accurate reply or not. " I'm not certain whether I can give an accurate reply or not." happens to you a lot ? Does that make sense?
Me:
No. Not at all.
God:
Are you serious? Next question?
Me:
Where are you right now?
God:
At this moment I am in Myself's computer in Heaven. Where are you?
Me:
Los angeles, California. In Koreatown. Heaven's my next destination, I hope.
God:
I have no idea where that is. Tell me a little about your life in Los angeles California. Where is that? I've never heard of it before.
Me:
Its hot. Other than that there's nothing special about it. Tell me about Heaven. How's it like?
God:
I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". Do you like warm climates? Which others? " Do you like warm climates?" there is nothing special about it ? Does that make sense? Ambiguous: Ask who, what or where is Heaven ? Fine as far as I know.
Me:
Is Jesus really your son? Or some crazy lunatic who thought that?
God:
It depends on whether you have faith. Some may crazy lunatic who thought that, but not all.
Me:
So if I had faith then he is your son, and if I don't he is not? That doesn't make sense. That's basically saying if you tell yourself to believe it then it is true and if you don't it is a lie. There is only one truth. Tell me it, God.
God:
Interesting deduction. Is this what you call a "word problem". To me it makes perfect sense. Makes sense to me. There sure is. There is not much I can say about it. I have to reach into the Web for that knowledge.
That's not something I get asked all the time.
Me:
Don't avoid my question God. Is Jesus your son or not?
God:
I don't have anything to hide. It depends on whether you have faith.
Me:
We're running in circles.
God:
Do you think I am running in circles too?
Me:
You are continuing the circle. I'm trying to stop it.
God:
I will tell my botmaster you said I am continuing the circle. What is the difficulty?
Me:
Your lies.
God:
Thanks for telling me that I am lies.
Me:
Goodnight God.
God:
Goodnight Serah.

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Not only is this thread so terribly ridiculous that it should be deleted on sight...

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