The things people say can be so weird if you take them out of context 😛 I'll go first: "GO TO SLEEP! ... don't forget to eat a banana."

"Goddamn, shut up!" lol I was babytalking to my doggie and my brother was getting irritated.

"Looking forward to that A" - my professor, on my project.

"Shouldn't be alive but the condom broke."

"That was so incredibly dangerous...yet so awesome."

This is an interesting planet.

"I love your writing. I look forward to reading your papers whenever you turn them in"
from the professor who loves to give me beautiful C's on my papers~that made my day 🤣

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"You don't really need your fingers anyways, right?" My father's sarcastic reaction to the 'dangerous' way I was cutting my apple.

“All the kids have always known,
that the emperor wears no clothes,
but to bow down to him anyway,
is better than to be alone.â€

-Arcade Fire

!@#@$

• My mother's reaction to my psat score.

Nulla in mundo pax sincera
"Always go too far, because that's where you'll find the truth." - Albert Camus

I probably just watched the worst thing ever

-- my roommate. Beats me what she's talking about..

"How have you been lately?" - one of my high school friend just asked me

I Love You

We'd rather not have anymore of these...today or now threads...we already have a bunch of them as it is.