I had to read something pretty perverted in front because I chose a role in a play-- the play is Death of A Salesmen. When I got to the part about the affair my face turned bright red, and I found it hard to stare straight at everyone. Most of the people in my class are supportive of me so I felt pretty fine afterward. To me my classmates are not mere acquaintances. They are all my friends of fate, for without fate we would have never met. I know it sounds really corny. It's just that I believe, nowadays at least, that if I get to know more people then maybe I can become a person that deserves all the respect they give(maybe it is all a facade, a mask I put on in front of others)

"Everyone has three hearts. One they show to everyone. One they show to their close friends and relatives. And one that they understand little of themselves."

Another time I became embarrassed when my English teacher told us to sing in front of class for an assignment. I hate lying to myself, so I chose a song I liked at the time-- anyone hear elfen lied op? Well I was pretty bad. Tried my best though

🙂

True victory does not come in defeating the enemy in battle, but in winning the war before the need of one.

Sun Tzu

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"Everyone has three hearts. One they show to everyone. One they show to their close friends and relatives. And one that they understand little of themselves."

You made that up didnt you. That last part made no sense.

[color=#ff0000]"“That's the difference between me and the rest of the world!
Happiness isn't good enough for me! I demand euphoria!” "[/color]

no I heard it before. It is just that it was so long ago I it has faded into memory. If my interpretation is wrong please correct me. Also I am a bibliophile. I take quotes as I read. Sorry if it offended

True victory does not come in defeating the enemy in battle, but in winning the war before the need of one.

Sun Tzu

I've never really had a 'most embarrassing moment'. I mean, I rarely get embarrassed in the first place...

The only time I really remember being really embarrassed was at my cousins wedding. Apparently I said when I was 3 I was going to marry him when I grow up. XDD My relatives were talking about it not just in front of me, but in front of him and his fiance. XD

I wanted to sink through the floor.

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Quote from MasterOfMagic

"Everyone has three hearts. One they show to everyone. One they show to their close friends and relatives. And one that they understand little of themselves."

You made that up didnt you. That last part made no sense.

Actually, In my opinion it makes sense. I get what hes talking about.

Does the walker choose the path, or the path the walker?

When I said everyone has three hearts the last one seemed confusing to some of you right?(except firemule--congrats on understanding)

Well, to clarify this let me give you an example. People often times think they know what they are, but in a shocking situation it turns out that they can change dramatically. In these cases some people find their inner nature, and most of the time it is not anything like what's out in front.

I said that the third heart is not understood well because it is obvious that most people do not experience such situations--at least as far as I know. Even then, you can know a different side of you, but that does not mean you understand it. One can know things about the world but knowing is not understanding-- similar but not the same.

"Knowledge is a bunch of books on a donkeys back." Japanese saying 🙂

True victory does not come in defeating the enemy in battle, but in winning the war before the need of one.

Sun Tzu

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Quote from Caliber

Quote from MasterOfMagic

"Everyone has three hearts. One they show to everyone. One they show to their close friends and relatives. And one that they understand little of themselves."

You made that up didnt you. That last part made no sense.

Actually, In my opinion it makes sense. I get what hes talking about.

I got what he meant. It's just the wording makes no sense.

Anyway were getting off topic.
I haven't really had any embarrassing moments. There are times when I would forget to put on deodorant, or when something spill all over my pants. But I'm smart enough to work around those situations, such as run to the locker room and grab my shorts, or use the hand soap as makeshift deodorant (that requires reapplication every 30 minutes).
Sure it would've been embarrassing... I had gotten caught.

[color=#ff0000]"“That's the difference between me and the rest of the world!
Happiness isn't good enough for me! I demand euphoria!” "[/color]

hm, most embarrassing moments eh? well, it's happened when i'm still in high school and i totally embarrassed cuz i went to school when it's holiday and no one tell me that it's holiday also it was my fault bcause i slept early w/out listening an announcement in a radio. Not only that when i took a shortcut (just to avoid meeting w/ ppl cuz it's totally embarrassing when they saw me going back from school after i realized that it was holiday 😳 ) my uniform stuck to a barbed wire and ripped it off. To add my embarrassment i hv to run from some wild dogs thus i slipped on mud.
and when i back home my mom just let out a chuckle when i had a total embarrassment on my face.

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when I was 13, in a train, someone walked in into the unisex toilet I was in.. 😲 ..

...and recently, I wore knee length skirt with long dark stockings and when going to work, one of them decided to collapse...I spent all the way to work with by hands between and under my skirt trying to hold it up 😢 ....

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One of the few advantages of always moving is none of my friends really have embarassing stories from when we were young and stupid yet.

One moment that stands out a lot happened when I lived in Florida. School had started recently and all my friends were pretty much in marching band. Well, band class was over and I was in the middle of a fight with a friend from the chorus. He tripped me to prove a point and I literally flew...in front of the entire band. Shoot, my backpack (which was on properly) even flew off. I actually ended up winning an award for "Best Fall" at the band banquet that year because of it.

I am a breath of insanity in a world of chaos.

Me: Performing Random Acts of Klutziness for over 30 years.

Hmm I'm not sure if this is fitting because I did it on purpose but well I think it's a funny story.
Last year I stepped into on of those tiny elevators with 5 colleagues from me and well since I'm an selfironic person I often make fun of myself. Now then we were cramped in that tiny space and suddenly the elevator began shaking in not so a good way due to the overweight.
Then I said "Ah great finally my greatest wish is coming true, being trapped in an elevator with 5 other men.
Oh boy just wait until the lights go out." Then one of them said "Oh shit, in that case everyone of us have to press his butt into a corner!" I just laughed and said "Yes, but unfortunately there are only 4 corners, one will be left over." and everyone at the same time "NOOOOOOO.....".

It's sort of like a manga scene: I ran into the wrong bathroom 🤣 laughed it off but it haunted me for quite some time (because some people kept on reminding me)

Lalala~

I went in the store to buy something for my mom, and I had put the change in my pocket. When I came out, I had dug everything out of my pocket, and realizing halfway of putting it all in her hand, that I was handing her the cigarette that was also in my pocket. So I was like "And here, you get a cigarette also." 🤣 And she just was like 😕 so me, in one of my better moments came up with the excuse that "I noticed it stuck to my shoe when I was in the store, so I put it in my pocket to throw away, but there were no trashcans..." and she bought it. But was disgusted... 🤣

And a week or two ago, I sent a rather personal message to my brother thinking it was my boyfriend's username. I had no idea what to do after I sent it. I think I died for a second or two...

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@shaggie
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You should really double check things.

Mmm, more embarrassing moments by me... Let's see~~
Oh, got one.

When I was... Still in JH I think... Or was I younger...
Anyways, I was visiting a relative. She was there with her husband (more or less freshly wed back then)...
He had this annoying habit of talking to me about stuff...
So then he starts asking about my relationships, Suddenly he asks "Do you like boys?"
After a short 😐 , I said "No, I'm a lesbian".
Shame it didn't get much reaction of him... Or was it just shock that shut him up... mmm

What made things even stranger and slightly embarrassing was that I was chased out of the room, with the excuse of "we want to have sex"...
...

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you would be my rainbow in shades of grey.[/color]

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lol. love this thread. just remembered this one:

a coupla years back, i had just switched schools and made loads of new friends who i didn't really know before and they introduced me to some of the people they had known for years. some of them were really weird but i barely knew anyone so ended up hanging out with them. i was talking with one of the guys (really infamous for being eccentric) after school while waiting for the bus and let slip that i'd been trying to learn japanese cos i was into manga. the guy got out a big roll of tape (like sellotape) and started telling me to say something in japanese. i was really embarrassed cos everyone was looking and i didn't wanna make a big deal out of it, so i refused.

well he grabbed my arms and sellotaped my arms together and i couldn't get it off at all. then i realised i was gonna miss the bus so i had to run down the street with my hands taped together, with like... the 500 other people who catch buses at my school looking on. luckily someone i knew vaguely was getting my bus and helped me get the tape off, and tactfully changed the subject so i didn't have to think about it. but i actually thought i was going to die at the time.

small grace that my current friends didn't know of the incident and i only brought it up a few months ago when we were sharing stupid stories like this ^^

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i think that i was 4 yrs old back then...our house helper asked me to help her throw the garbage <well i was a nice kid!!> so i helped her but i was still zoned out because i have just watched flame of recca for the first time... i was staring into space and singing nanka shiawase then i fell into this huge canal!! i caused traffic and these guy even came out of his car to just see what the hell happened!! i lost one of my slippers and i was covered with balck slime after getting up...

oh yeah...those were the days...but wait i dont think thats embarrassing.. 😀 😀

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