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Last year I was traveling overseas alone and haven't gotten any sleep in more than 24hrs. After I got out of the plane I tried looking for the nearest restroom and when I found the sign, I just went in. Stupid me, it was the men's restroom and it took me a while to notice it. I was wondering why everyone had short hair and was standing while peeing (I was really tired). Then when I realized it I shouted "oh shit!" pretty loud and everyone looked at me. Took about a couple more seconds before it sunk into me. I ran out as fast as I could and I think there was a bunch of people who knew I went in the wrong one and was looking at me with weird smiles on their faces.

🤣 I have the worst habit of walking into the men's restroom. I was at an Irish pub once and the place had these really goofy signs, that you actually had to completely read to find out what gender of restroom they were, because it said in really small writing if it was the men's or women's restroom. Well, I didn't read it all.. so I walk in.. and well it didn't look like a women's restroom.. so I step out again, and glanced at it again. Okay~ it sounds like the women's restroom to me.. so I walk back in, and no, it wasn't. A group of five buddies were in the actual restroom using the urinals. It didn't help much that I had one too many, so I just told the boys, They all look the same to me, but if you want, I can close my eyes. One of the guys said, Now honey, that just ain't true. So, acted as though I glanced down and told him, You're right. I've seen better. His buddies of course, laughed at his expense. 🤣

If it weren't for the gutter, my mind would be homeless.

So evil, Jinx~ 🤣

nice~~

i've seen better XD

As if handcuffed, I'm bound to the memories of you...

jinx ur so daring 🤣

worrying is just wasting time

we were playing basketball game, I started for the first time, was nervous like hell...anyway after the jump ball(don't really know whats the word in english for throwing the ball in the air at the beggining of the game 🙂 ) ball came to me so i quickly scorred, and started running back to the defence when i realized I scored at the wrong
end..there were about 200 people watching my unbellivable idiotic move, but luckilly it was a visiting game so only my teammeates were present from my town, though they made me remeber it...

got drunk on the new years eve (really drunk...was drinking absinthe amongst other)...on the way home some friends started doing snow angels, what the hell i thought and threw myself in the largest and dirtiest pile of snow on the road and started making my wings...realized only in the morning when i saw my jacket...

yeah i'm an idiot 🙂

^ 🤣 It was the alcohol - that's you're excuse~ 😃 😀

If it weren't for the gutter, my mind would be homeless.

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Mmm... for me, the one that comes to mind right now happened in Middle School. It was Christmas time, and they were selling candygrams (candy telegram thing) we can send to friends and stuff. My regular friends suggested that I should send one to this childhood friend of mine They also told me I should write "Merry XXX-mas." Unfortunately, I didn't know that there was anything special about XXX at the time, so I'm like, "Sure, why not?"

Well, I found out what it meant a little later... after the message was delivered. Ya, that was pretty bad... but to add to that, half the school found out that I sent a candygram to that friend and started asking me if I was going out... it was awkward partly because neither of us were interested in each other in that way, and partly because a lot of the people who were badgering me about it were people I didn't even know.

bout the xxx thing i made a sn with xxx at the end cause the name was taken already but i didnt no wat it meant until i a friend told me n theni thought of how many yrs i used the sn 😐

never fr0wn cause you never know whos in love with your sm 🙂 e
Your mind is like a parachute it works best when its open

Oh yay, I'm not alone =)

Another embarrassing moment... well not for me. But, in high school, our music council has this thing called singing telegrams during Valentine's Day. Basically, you can send a singing telegram to someone, and then the music council sends a special little choral group to sing a special song for that person while delivering the message. A girl group sings for the boys and a guy group sings for the girls.

It can be nice and embarrassing to get at the same time... except the boy who was sung to by guys, and the prank telegrams people sent under the name of the most unpopular guy in school to both guys and girls.

PS I was one of the singers =)

ok since everyone is telling their embarrasing moments I guess it is only fair for me to share my embarrament!

Well Im a big flirt..so a few years ago my mom was driving to Tampa and we stopped at the gas station and there were like like three very CUTE guys and they looked at me and started to elbow each other and pointed at me so I got all cocky and started to flirt very innocently with them so they went to their cars and I was just getting a cup of coffee and I could see them from the cash reguister, when I got out to the parking lot, I was walking liked I owned the world in from of them and I wasn't looking down when all of the sudden I ended up on my knees with water all over my dress yeah I trip over and landed on a pond of water!!!!! it was just my luck that it was raining earlier and the bastards started to laugh out loud!!!!! I was SO embarrass that when my mother asked me what happend when she saw me all scrash up I told her that I trip while getting out the car 🤣

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i farted...it smelled
everyone in school hallway smelled it
i laughed at their despair

tra-la-la~

ewww....now we will call you "farty".

Only real embarrassment for me was being proven wrong.

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this is not about cannibalism...please get back on topic

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I think it is exactly the topic. I see nothing wrong.

yea alcohol can be dangerous cause u wont feel shame 🤢 like me lol (zips mouth) 😀

worrying is just wasting time

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ok since everyone is telling their embarrasing moments I guess it is only fair for me to share my embarrament!

Well Im a big flirt..so a few years ago my mom was driving to Tampa and we stopped at the gas station and there were like like three very CUTE guys and they looked at me and started to elbow each other and pointed at me so I got all cocky and started to flirt very innocently with them so they went to their cars and I was just getting a cup of coffee and I could see them from the cash reguister, when I got out to the parking lot, I was walking liked I owned the world in from of them and I wasn't looking down when all of the sudden I ended up on my knees with water all over my dress yeah I trip over and landed on a pond of water!!!!! it was just my luck that it was raining earlier and the bastards started to laugh out loud!!!!! I was SO embarrass that when my mother asked me what happend when she saw me all scrash up I told her that I trip while getting out the car 🤣

I want to laugh.. but I don't want you to think I'm laughing at you... :/ Difficult situation. 😀 But, don't feel bad.. I'm a natural klutz.. though everyone thinks I should be extremely graceful and light on my feet because of all the sports and martial arts I've done all my life - so not true. I can trip on thin air. 🤣 I normally just start laughing at myself.. and then I get bizarre looks, that pretty much say, "What is up with this nut job?" 🤣 I seriously hate shoes.. I'd rather be barefoot or in the closest thing to being barefoot - flip flops. Which I was in walking to my next class on campus. I was minding my own business, in my own little world - like usual - and the next thing I know, I was eating concrete. My foot happened to slip really far up on my flip flop, got lodged in a crack in the concrete and in the process of falling, not only did I land on my face, I dislocated my toe - which was still currently stuck. 🤣 So, there I was, face down, probably with my ass up in the air, laughing hysterically at myself. You haven't seen weird looks, until you've seen the looks you get in that type of situation. 🤣

If it weren't for the gutter, my mind would be homeless.

🤣 That happens to me all the time that I don't get embarrassed by it anymore. I always wear flip flops too and I still trip on them. People don't usually know how to react, I think they're embarrassed for me, until I laugh at my own stupidity.

Y'know...I used to be very socially awkward, and did myself a lot of embarrassment when I was younger as a result.

It is bad enough that I don't even remember any specif embarrassing things. No, I remember entire years of my life as embarrassing.

But recently, the most embarrassing thing that happened to me was giving the appearance of tripping on thin air. I was sprinting through some moderately soft sand, see, out to the car where my mom was waiting to give me a ride home. Out of nowhere, I tripped, flew five or six feet forward and slid to a stop across the dirt, doing a real bloody number to my right wrist and elbow (luckily, none of the blood got on my clothes). That's just how it appeared. The actual story goes like this:
I was sprinting through some moderately soft sand, see, out to the car where my mom was waiting to give me a ride home. Out of nowhere, a hard patch came up and the foot I was leading off my stride on. I tripped, flew five or six feet forward and slid to a stop across the dirt, doing a real bloody number to my right wrist and elbow (luckily, none of the blood got on my clothes).

Of course, did people believe me about the hard patch? No. Even though I did slide to a stop on said hard patch, that it doesn't just rise from the sand but contains it, forming an invisible ledge to be tripped over, is not something people believe. My image was tarnished. And so was my right wrist and elbow.

I am the God of Freedom. I am not revered, I have no shrines; and you have never before heard of me nor will you ever hear of me again.