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The underwear thief was actually a girl. She didn't mind stealing other people's toothbrushes if she forgot her own at her boyfriend's place; she didn't mind stealing my panties, either, when she didn't wash her own for weeks and ran out.
I'm ashamed to say that while I was mostly grossed out, I was also somewhat intrigued.
After all, she knew I was a dyke and she still stole my underwear... Could I be blamed for taking it as a declaration of interest?
Well, anyway. The moral of the story is: "Do Not Steal An Otaku's Underwear, Unless You Wish to Be Regaled With Anime Catchphrases."
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"They sicken of the calm, who knew the storm." - Dorothy Parker.