Mumbled and fumbled over my words like a moron trying to ask my math professor a damn question.... then just stared at the white board, mid-conversation, trying to find something to write with; so, I wouldn't have to talk anymore.

[color=green]"Officially, this machine doesn't exist, you didn't get it from me,
and I don't know you. Make sure it doesn't leave the building."[/color]

scraping the driver's side mirror against a pole while pulling up to a drive-thru ATM. *facepalm

Oh the horror and the loud "OH NOOOOES" I shouted as the grumbling, scraping sound filled my eardrums... Now there's a red mark and hardcore scratches (and missing paint) on the back of the mirror for the world to see. T_T

knocking over my glass of water that I placed right next to the lamp on my nightstand right before going to sleep... T_T

I know... I shouldn't have used glass... *cries as she cleans up the shattered glass, wearing slippers and takes out the vacuum at 3:10am.

tripping over thin air ;___;

by stumbling to a rude guy

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◕ YAOI
◕ SHOUJO - WITH NOT SO ANNOYING HEROINE

◕ ANIME

◕ Asian Drama

◕ MUSIC - J-POP/K-POP

I can't put the siggy I want to this is what I did

crushing on an actual bona fide PLAYER!!~! >:-(

oh please do click this!
The sweeter the apple, the higher the branch. The quieter the fart, the nastier the smell.
GUESS WHO??

...Almost fainting while taking a shower.

Sadly, this happens too often. 😐

Slip & fall on a bus with a whole lotta people. ;~;
Talk about embarrassing >.>

miss the last bus, damn they said they would call me

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Was kinda tired so while getting dinner, I put the rice in the soup bowl and was pouring the hot boiling soup onto the plate when I realised my mistake.

Procrastinating~! ;D

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Quote from LawX

You are like the dense main character in a shoujo manga.

Quote from Crenshinibon

And you will murder someone one day, pika. If you're my daughter.

Failing to wake up in the morning... have been planning to stop sleeping at 4am and getting up at 1-2pm as I've been doing since the start of the holidays... no different today! 😔

i overslept. going to school for the rest of maths is pointless, i´ll go so that i´ll be right there for german

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currently reading: Nyotai-ka
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putting the garbage outside the day before grabage day. animals go into it. and theres maggots. all my roommates let out a harmonous eekkk at the same time.

Slipped and fell in the bathroom when I thought someone was going to steal my cookies and bumped into a door.