santa = a creepy old guy?
15 years ago
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i just realized something, what does he do to those presents before he gives them to us and our children? you know that song, he sees us when were sleeping and he knows if were sleeping. damn, he even knows if wevee been naughty or nice! thats just wierd! i just now realized how creepy santa is, anyone have a say? 🙁
15 years ago
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Santa Claus is a pirate. Hence the name and clothing. He was quite successful throughout his life, and grew quite fat, old, and jolly as his large crew did most of the labor. He just made sure to do the occasional seen for his reputation. But, as he aged, the love he held for his crew began to extend beyond to the everyday citizen. Santa took on a "Robin Hood" mentality, and with the hoard of money and valuables he had collected over the years he began giving gifts pseudo-anonymously to friendly strangers. While unfortunately mortal, his life came to a halt in the late 1800s. However, his legacy is now a tradition. His good will has been associated with Christ himself and in his name parents scramble through walmart to waste money on the new video game that will teach their preteen how to procrastinate.
But, here's the solution for your "Santa is a creeper" case, in 5 easy steps:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_HdQxycNqhk
15 years ago
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vampire ninja 896,
What goes through your mind, no, what possesses you when you make your threads? Really.
This could be taken as a crack thread...but something tells me that you're being serious.
I don't believe in Santa.
I don't believe that there's a man who only comes out once a year just to give stuff to people he really shouldn't know about - even for a "supernatural" being.
I believe that it is impossible for a "Man" to travel the world in a matter of one NIGHT.
Forget about questioning his characteristics if you haven't questioned his existence.
Truth is, if Santa is real, and he IS a creepy old guy, then you have a creepy old guy as a parent.
15 years ago
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Santa is a ninja in a bright red suit.
15 years ago
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what posseses me is my ability to be completely oblivious to peoples opinions of my personality and to be completely serious about the stupiest things. and santa may be real, who knows. people say its your parents because maybe its an ancient tradition cuz santa is dead. maybe he made a toy that can skip through time. why does nobody see him? maybe he freezes time and does it all in that frozen state. and nobody has ever completely traveled across the whole north pole so who knows if he really has a work shop? you might be a logic controlled person but whats the fun in that? why are people on this site so serious all the time? it just sorta ruins the fun of the site for me.
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Quote from vampire ninja 896
why are people on this site so serious all the time? it just sorta ruins the fun of the site for me.
There's a difference between fun and spam. Some of the threads you've made are just nonsense that they aren't even worth discussing. And a lot have been repeats of other threads which have had a common name that I'm surprised you weren't able find them when they were on the first page. Or were you just too lazy to search?
Anyway against my better judgment I'll leave this open for now. I'll leave this here too:
15 years ago
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Quote from vampire ninja 896
what posseses me is my ability to be completely oblivious to peoples opinions of my personality and to be completely serious about the stupiest things. and santa may be real, who knows. people say its your parents because maybe its an ancient tradition cuz santa is dead. maybe he made a toy that can skip through time. why does nobody see him? maybe he freezes time and does it all in that frozen state. and nobody has ever completely traveled across the whole north pole so who knows if he really has a work shop? you might be a logic controlled person but whats the fun in that? why are people on this site so serious all the time? it just sorta ruins the fun of the site for me.
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Gawd this bong, oh shit.
15 years ago
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Quote from vampire ninja 896
i just realized something, what does he do to those presents before he gives them to us and our children? you know that song, he sees us when were sleeping and he knows if were sleeping. damn, he even knows if wevee been naughty or nice! thats just wierd! i just now realized how creepy santa is, anyone have a say? 🙁
idk i thought santa was more of a God like being, since basically the same traits santa has God has, he is always watching you knowing when you're doing something bad or good. And the whole idea of being able to get to all the children around the world in one night is something God like, maybe its just me
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15 years ago
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huh, an old man who goes to the mall and takes pictures with little kids on his lap, is that really creepy. actually if you ask me he sounds more like a pedophile to me.
15 years ago
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In Judaism, there's an old hobo who waits for his wine every year.
According to tradition, you must leave him a cup on the table in case he comes.
People are also supposed to leave the door open for him. Lazy much?
Now, if you ask me, that's creepy.
I wouldn't want to let some dirty vagabond into my house.
Santa, on the other hand, is a much younger, much cleaner geezer.
I don't know about the American Santa,
but the Russian equivalent of him looks like a very respectable person.
As for your statement about ruining your fun...
What about our fun?
Because honestly, your threads ruin it for the rest of us.
This forum is not for individual people to let out their frustration with everything.
It's called a community for a reason.
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