Random Things You'd Like to Have

13 years ago
Posts: 1439
a donald duck costume so that i can shake my tail feathers 😀

13 years ago
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A Moto Guzzi Griso 8V SE.

13 years ago
Posts: 45
A set of soft and hard led pencils.

13 years ago
Posts: 313
an orange and a green color of make up
朝露の少女。
“The longer we live, the more weight we carry in our hearts.”

13 years ago
Posts: 425
juggling balls that look like dragon balls. seriously. why can't I find something like that?
if there is an option between "to do" and "not to do", I will always choose the latter.
"what kind of crazy, twisted conclusion is that...?" - banana bread no puding
13 years ago
Posts: 171
Quote from whatnot
a blood-related little sister.
Holy shit, that's disturbing. Seriously. I may troll a LOT, but that's creepy as hell, man. Why not an adopted little sister? At least that's not as bad, but still sick a fuck.
A furrie suit of a wolf with a penis slot
Money
A life
Your envy
The first born son of the millennium
Scratch 'n sniff books that smell like mayonnaise and raspberries
A conscience (maybe I have a little one since I'm so disgusted at dude's comment about a sister, fuckin pervert)
A beautiful singing voice
Rhythm
An uncircumcised penis (I love the cock hood and dick lint)
Daily urinary analysis
Lots of marijuana so I can document my THC intake w/ urinary analysis
Ecstasy to combat the painkillers (can't jizz on pain killers like Vicodin, but X changes that)
Oh, pain killers
Just a shitload of drugs. Enough to overdose a Korean army or two (cuz they b small, in stature and population)
An army of feral, rabid lemurs under my lemur mind control device (patented)
A vial of super small pox along with the cure
Aaaaannnnd.... a pair of knee socks
-No longer do I quote great scholars, the famous, etc. Kids feigning wisdom ruined it.
--I wont type a post like a college report. If you don't read it just for that reason, you don't have to post why your hoity-toity ass refused to. I swear, so many people on this site are so full of themselves. A lot seem to think they always have an "intelligent and/or logical" point or show signs of a superiority complex. They never admit they're wrong. Maybe partially, but excuses abound! :\
-Stop mailing me about my comments. I don't read them.
/sigrant

13 years ago
Posts: 1127
Quote from That3rdGuy
Holy shit, that's disturbing. Seriously. I may troll a LOT, but that's creepy as hell, man. Why not an adopted little sister? At least that's not as bad, but still sick a fuck.
haha he obviously didnt mean it that way

13 years ago
Posts: 3380
Quote from That3rdGuy
Holy shit, that's disturbing. Seriously. I may troll a LOT, but that's creepy as hell, man. Why not an adopted little sister? At least that's not as bad, but still sick a fuck.
Whoa, settle down there, Nostradamus. No need to read that deep into the post.
I'd love to have a Mjolnir mark VI armor - or just a road worthy version of the helmet 😛

13 years ago
Posts: 32
A Dokodemodoa. (Or a functioning pair of headphones.)
"Alone, I send out signals...to the mermaid that will never show up."

13 years ago
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Time

13 years ago
Posts: 31
A micro SIM card.

13 years ago
Posts: 27
portal gun all the way, or a genie, even just 1 free wish garunteed not to back fire horribly would be fine, given a choice i would so pick the 1 free wish 😀

13 years ago
Posts: 16
A japanese soup spoon. For some reason I have a craving for one of those.