An evil obese hamster, that wore little boxer gloves 😀

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A Bee-R R324. Horribly garish, oh well.

A 26-inch Pikachu doll. I want it as my pillow.

right now... a TIME STOPPER!!!! and more... time... after using the time stopper...

oh please do click this!
The sweeter the apple, the higher the branch. The quieter the fart, the nastier the smell.
GUESS WHO??

A winning lottery ticket. Those new Camaros are looking mighty nice, too bad they're 60 grand for a convertible.

A senzu bean. And a farm with more senzu beans. So I wouldn't feel like death everyday after work.....

"This year, they should give the Nobel Peace Prize to the inventors of cancer and accidents, because research shows those are the main causes of disarmament."

I want a grandmother...

...or a paintball gun!

A handheld GPS so I could go geocaching... and a car so I could go geocaching outside of my town.

And a nice dad who would let me keep my illegal ferret inside of our house so i wouldn't have to keep him at someone else's place... D:

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*mentally extends topic to "Random Things You'd Like to Have on This Second"
A pair of sock >:

I'd like the ability to teleport anywhere, cause it's boring as shit where I am right now...

Quote from Klapzi

The cool part is that I never get tired of being deceived

Quote from tactics

Just because someone's head was chopped off doesn't mean they're dead. That's just silly.

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A back scratcher.

Some high quality coffee or tea. Haven't had good caf in ages.

The ability to walk outside without getting baked alive. I hate being cooped up inside all day. I stay inside more in the summer than winter. 108 degrees, seriously? It's only going to increase for the next week, too. ._.

(108ºF ~ 42.2ºC)

Some Air treks.

For obvious reasons.

[color=#ff0000]"“That's the difference between me and the rest of the world!
Happiness isn't good enough for me! I demand euphoria!” "[/color]

polaroid film, bright red shoes with a three inch heel, love, and a packet of sunflower seeds~