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Can I have yo numba?

♪MONSTARR~ will eat all your cookies and steal your bishies~♪ Φ_Φ

The best place to pick up girls is at church

option 1:id bump into her but make it look like an accident and have a manga in hand. if she comments on the manga ill continue to talk to her.. if not, she'll probably think im a weirdo. Then ask if she wants to see a movie sometime 😀

option 2: skillfully notice that shes conducting time leaps then confront her about it. id tell her how much she means to me then mention how ill wait for her in the future.

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Can I have yo numba?

Can I please have the secret code that will intertelephonically patch me through to you, which means it will be your beautiful ass numba?

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The best place to pick up girls is at church

That's horrible... that kind of thinking made me stop going to church out of guilt....

Personally I like to check out the girl, and if I'm in a situation where it's inevitable that we would talk, I'll invite her out to coffee at the end of the conversation.

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The best place to pick up girls is at church

Hahaha, that's sort of true. One of the few reasons I used to go to church~ 🤣

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The best place to pick up girls is at church

Hahaha, that's sort of true. One of the few reasons I used to go to church~ 🤣

What the hell?
You use it as a place for pimping there?

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The best place to pick up girls is at church

Hahaha, that's sort of true. One of the few reasons I used to go to church~ 🤣

What the hell?
You use it as a place for pimping there?

Altar boys were cute...

Oh, and we had a hot priest once too.

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[quote=SliceA1A]The best place to pick up girls is at church

Hahaha, that's sort of true. One of the few reasons I used to go to church~ 🤣

What the hell?
You use it as a place for pimping there?

Altar boys were cute...

Oh, and we had a hot priest once too. [/quote]
Typical Ama.... such a sinful child. 😔

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Can I have yo numba?

Can I please have the secret code that will intertelephonically patch me through to you, which means it will be your beautiful ass numba?

Classic.

I lol'd.

BAD AMA. D:<
How can you be my virgin Mary like that. ;=;

♪MONSTARR~ will eat all your cookies and steal your bishies~♪ Φ_Φ

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[quote=amaranthine][quote=SliceA1A]The best place to pick up girls is at church

Hahaha, that's sort of true. One of the few reasons I used to go to church~ 🤣

What the hell?
You use it as a place for pimping there?

Altar boys were cute...

Oh, and we had a hot priest once too. [/quote]
Typical Ama.... such a sinful child. 😔 [/quote]
My friend does this...It's one of the things I tease him about. 😐

Friend: Hey man, I'm going to church, join me!
Me: 😲 You what!?
Me: I doubt you go there to pray
Friend: What are you talking about? I'm religious
Me: But you never go to church
Friend: I saw the light

• follows friend to church
  Me: This isn't the church your family goes to >.>
  Friend: It's a new church I go to
  *spots girl he's got a crush on
  Me: Ohhhh~

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This is quoted from a youtube video by "Arkady39"

[Man walks up to a girl sitting at the bar holding a drink]

Man: excuse me! i think you're drink is missing something

Woman: yeah, what is that?

Man: Date rape drug

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why because i am the president of the student council of course

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[quote=Mamsmilk][quote=amaranthine][quote=SliceA1A]The best place to pick up girls is at church

Hahaha, that's sort of true. One of the few reasons I used to go to church~ 🤣

What the hell?
You use it as a place for pimping there?

Altar boys were cute...

Oh, and we had a hot priest once too. [/quote]
Typical Ama.... such a sinful child. 😔 [/quote]
My friend does this...It's one of the things I tease him about. 😐

Friend: Hey man, I'm going to church, join me!
Me: 😲 You what!?
Me: I doubt you go there to pray
Friend: What are you talking about? I'm religious
Me: But you never go to church
Friend: I saw the light

• follows friend to church
  Me: This isn't the church your family goes to >.>
  Friend: It's a new church I go to
  *spots girl he's got a crush on
  Me: Ohhhh~[/quote]

Omg that is so creepy! I've never actually been to church, and now I have a reason not to go. But geez, come on. Its you guys that give otaku a bad rep.

life is a game... and i don't wanna win if i can't play by my rules!

First I convince the girl I'm crazy. Then I convince her I'm crazy in bed. My rugged good looks do the rest.

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BAD AMA. D:<
How can you be my virgin Mary like that. ;=;

Aw, but that's where I met your dad T__T

@Gan: pffft, I learned from you!