Can't believe no one made this yet 😀

Just like "Link Of The Day", except share a riddle or a joke that you think is funny. Of course, make sure that it doesn't offend anybody blatantly, because I don't want this beautiful thread to get locked. 😢

With that said, I'll share a riddle.

A sister and a brother were attending their mother's funeral. At the funeral, there was a beautiful woman there who the brother had never seen before. The next week, he kills his sister. Why?

Because he thought that since the beautiful woman had come to their mother's funeral, she might come to his sister's.

Might not be funny to some, but it's the 1st one I could think of.

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The cool part is that I never get tired of being deceived

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Just because someone's head was chopped off doesn't mean they're dead. That's just silly.

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A man and a friend are playing golf one day at their local golf course. One of the guys is about to chip onto the green when he sees a long funeral procession on the road next to the course. He stops in mid-swing, takes off his golf cap, closes his eyes, and bows down in prayer.

His friend says: “Wow that is the most thoughtful and touching thing I have ever seen. You truly are a kind man.”

The man then replies: “Yeah, well we were married 35 years.”

There was once this beautiful person who only loved beautiful things like her friends are beautiful her parents her house everything was beautiful. One day she sees across the street an beautiful dog and instantly starts to go after it then she gets run over by an bus. whats the moral of the story

Look both ways before you cross the street you idiot.

Thats the only one I remember.

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