Your Length (Yes, THAT kind)
16 years ago
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Well, I just stumbled into something that will make this thread more interesting
apparently size can't be judged from one time measures, because temperature, arousal, (how long has it been since your last ejaculation), etc, have an impact on the size of your penis, doctors recommend to measure it at least 10 times, keeping in mind time of the day, and an average temperature of 25-31C O.o
Only after getting your average is when you have some ground to back your size, however this is never 100% accurate, also people with smaller flaccid penises have more growth potential, making it grow more than 300% (both size and width), but we already knew that... to some point o.o;
also seems that remain sit in a chair for hours hurts your friend a lot, so remember to give him some air ^_^
16 years ago
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Well, I just stumbled into something that will make this thread more interesting
apparently size can't be judged from one time measures, because temperature, arousal, (how long has it been since your last ejaculation), etc, have an impact on the size of your penis, doctors recommend to measure it at least 10 times, keeping in mind time of the day, and an average temperature of 25-31C O.o
Only after getting your average is when you have some ground to back your size, however this is never 100% accurate, also people with smaller flaccid penises have more growth potential, making it grow more than 300% (both size and width), but we already knew that... to some point o.o;
also seems that remain sit in a chair for hours hurts your friend a lot, so remember to give him some air ^_^
wow.....I did not know that... 🙄 😐 😐
well, my friend must be half dead by know because i been sitting on this wooden chair for 2 years and 12 hours a day 7 days a week.
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16 years ago
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Wood chair doesn't absorb/keep the heat as other types of chairs, however, the best is to go to a clinic and do an sperm count... you may be surprised.
16 years ago
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Wood chair doesn't absorb/keep the heat as other types of chairs, however, the best is to go to a clinic and do an sperm count... you may be surprised.
.....uhh......how do they extract the sperm? like a needle or something?
Damn I knew i shouldn't be wearing tight jeans......
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16 years ago
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I use to think that penis size is relative to your height, but that's not the case. A girl told me that her last partner was much taller than myself, but he was smaller...she had it on film too...now that's depressing.
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16 years ago
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Wood chair doesn't absorb/keep the heat as other types of chairs, however, the best is to go to a clinic and do an sperm count... you may be surprised.
.....uhh......how do they extract the sperm? like a needle or something?
Damn I knew i shouldn't be wearing tight jeans......
-_-
a needle?
you are joking right
16 years ago
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This is one hell of a subject. 🤣 I'm...above average according to the stats but I can still be insecure at times. But women, even though it appears most of you don't care about size, having a woman make a small penis joke can be absolutely demoralizing. It's just one of those thing men are touchy about and it's almost subconscious. It seems like at school if someone says 'small penis' everyone will look around the room and go 'you're not talking about me are you?' 🤣
Just as long as no one ever points and laughs when you drop your pants, you're okay... 😀
...someone said I seem to be the type that would do something like that. I don't point and laugh... I just tell them to put their pants back on. 🤣
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I use to think that penis size is relative to your height, but that's not the case. A girl told me that her last partner was much taller than myself, but he was smaller...she had it on film too...now that's depressing.
No, that's cruel.
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Wood chair doesn't absorb/keep the heat as other types of chairs, however, the best is to go to a clinic and do an sperm count... you may be surprised.
.....uhh......how do they extract the sperm? like a needle or something?
Damn I knew i shouldn't be wearing tight jeans......
-_-
a needle?
you are joking right
ewwww they are going to make me do 'that' ?
No, no way, then I will never get a sperm count.
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16 years ago
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@BoxBox
No offence, I thought you were joking too. 🤣
I didn't know it could be such a shock to you.
Makes me think of The Good Girl, starring Jennifer Aniston, where the husband wants his wife's help to get the semen out at the clinic. 🙄 I am sure it's private when they make you do it. It won't be in front of them. 🤣
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@BoxBox
No offence, I thought you were joking too. 🤣I didn't know it could be such a shock to you.
Makes me think of The Good Girl, starring Jennifer Aniston, where the husband wants his wife's help to get the seme out at the clinic. 🙄 I am sure it's private when they make you do it. It won't be in front of them. 🤣
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16 years ago
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@BoxBox
No offence, I thought you were joking too. 🤣I didn't know it could be such a shock to you.
Makes me think of The Good Girl, starring Jennifer Aniston, where the husband wants his wife's help to get the semen out at the clinic. 🙄 I am sure it's private when they make you do it. It won't be in front of them. 🤣
no, I will never admit I would do such a disgusting thing!
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16 years ago
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@BoxBox
No offence, I thought you were joking too. 🤣I didn't know it could be such a shock to you.
Makes me think of The Good Girl, starring Jennifer Aniston, where the husband wants his wife's help to get the semen out at the clinic. 🙄 I am sure it's private when they make you do it. It won't be in front of them. 🤣
no, I will never admit I would do such a disgusting thing!
You don't need to. We all know.
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16 years ago
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Is it really that different from going to a urine test? I think not but it seems that some think too much of it. 🤣
16 years ago
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do it at home and shot it in a sterilized cup -_-
Sperm can be quite strong (if your reproduction system is healthy), is known to live days in clothes/towels, that is why girls should never dry themselves there with someone else towel.
Doing an sperm count can be good since those test can detect diseases that threaten your balls O.O
