What to Eat When You Have No Money
17 years ago
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Quote from blakraven66
Reminds me of a friend who lives near the zoo...They caught a few monkeys that escaped and ate them...
w00t, isn't that cinda like cannibalism? 😲
...i mean monkeys evolved into humans 😛
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Reminds me of a friend who lives near the zoo...They caught a few monkeys that escaped and ate them...
w00t, isn't that cinda like cannibalism? 😲
...i mean monkeys evolved into humans 😛
Pigs are closer to humans (at least that's what I've heard) yet people eat them 😛
17 years ago
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You can get 10 packs of Top o' Ramen from Stater Brother for $1. Thats less then a can of tuna, if you have access to water and a stove. XD They are not instant, but they're cheap.
If you can't afford THAT, at 10 cents a package, I'd say beg or watch for money falling out of peoples pockets. You should get 10 cents in no time.
You can actually cook it on the exhaust manifold of a car, if you wanted to.
I know a lot of tricks....
And payday was friday.
wouldn't it be cheaper to cook your own ramen?
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17 years ago
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If you are seriously broke and starving, now's the time to harvest ginko nuts. Peal them on the spot, bag them and then cook them. Not the most pleasant of things to do but it is an option if your starving and you have an hour to kill.
17 years ago
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Grass.
If you're an artist: Paint is an option.
That reminds me sniffing glue is a great way to curb hunger.
Oh, there's another option...
Food is soo overrated...
16 years ago
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The super markets around here ALWAYS have food samples. 6-8pm is the best time!
I usually just walk around, put some things in the shopping basket and eat everything they offer: pasta, pizza, cereal, yogurt, cheese and even wine. And when I'm full I just leave everything and walk away.
I help to keep the workers there busy (putting every item from my shopping basket in their right place) so they'll still have their jobs and I get a free meal without stealing anything ;D
16 years ago
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The super markets around here ALWAYS have food samples. 6-8pm is the best time!
I usually just walk around, put some things in the shopping basket and eat everything they offer: pasta, pizza, cereal, yogurt, cheese and even wine. And when I'm full I just leave everything and walk away.I help to keep the workers there busy (putting every item from my shopping basket in their right place) so they'll still have their jobs and I get a free meal without stealing anything ;D
lol, that's a good idea. 🤣
I just found that eating once a day may be enough.
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16 years ago
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Quote from blakraven66
Reminds me of a friend who lives near the zoo...They caught a few monkeys that escaped and ate them...
...Could you introduce your friend to me and my buddy - big-human-flesh-loving-gorilla ?
...Really...there is so much that nature gives us. Grass, bugs...wood...
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16 years ago
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The super markets around here ALWAYS have food samples. 6-8pm is the best time!
Haha, Sams Club is like that, people with samples on EVERY food aisle. If your lucky, you can get an appetizer, entree, and dessert. 🤣
16 years ago
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Reminds me of a friend who lives near the zoo...They caught a few monkeys that escaped and ate them...
w00t, isn't that cinda like cannibalism? 😲
...i mean monkeys evolved into humans 😛
Pigs are closer to humans (at least that's what I've heard) yet people eat them 😛
Closer by anatomy.
Pigs are great animals... Good organs, and yummy meat.
Hrodulf and Bjornolfr, you will not be forgotten.
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If I had a fantasy self, it'd be a tentacle monster.
16 years ago
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Hmmm, you can just rob people and get enough money to eat...
But that is kind of dangerous...
But to avoid robing people 24/7 is better to use the money wisely, buy cheap things that not many people want, but still taste good, get to one of those butcher shops and when he is about to close ask him for some discount meat, explain your situation (exaggerate a little bit) and he will let you buy good meat with a discount and maybe even get you a job (is a good way to start).
PS: your exaggeration should always involve an ill person, so if you have to leave fast, you already have the excuse ^_^
People that manage their own little stores are often kindhearted, and you should exploit that at best as possible ^_^;
16 years ago
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Drive around town and look for Dollar Menus. 😎
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Sell your car. You'll get cash and lower your expenses at the same time.
16 years ago
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I get out that instant ramen that I always have in my pantry.
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16 years ago
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Leftover pizzas 😐
See ya!
