Today, when I was making salsa, a jahova's witness (or whatever) knocked on the door.
I open it with a shirt full of red stains from the salsa (my mixer doesn't have a cap).
so he starts with if I'm interested in learning about god or someshit.
and i answer "sorry, could you come back in about 30 minutes. I'm right in the middle of sacraficing a chicken to satan."
The look on that guys face was priceless.
suffice it to say, he did not come back after 30 minutes.

Do but despise reason and science,
The highest of all human gifts -
Then you have surrendered to the Devil
And must surely perish. - J.W. von Goethe

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Today, when I was making salsa, a jahova's witness (or whatever) knocked on the door.
I open it with a shirt full of red stains from the salsa (my mixer doesn't have a cap).
so he starts with if I'm interested in learning about god or someshit.
and i answer "sorry, could you come back in about 30 minutes. I'm right in the middle of sacraficing a chicken to satan."
The look on that guys face was priceless.
suffice it to say, he did not come back after 30 minutes.

🤣 🤣 🤣
ROFL
reading that made me roll over and cry 🤣 🤣 🤣

seeing a friend for the last time before she jets off to Japan for a year.

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Today, when I was making salsa, a jahova's witness (or whatever) knocked on the door.
I open it with a shirt full of red stains from the salsa (my mixer doesn't have a cap).
so he starts with if I'm interested in learning about god or someshit.
and i answer "sorry, could you come back in about 30 minutes. I'm right in the middle of sacraficing a chicken to satan."
The look on that guys face was priceless.
suffice it to say, he did not come back after 30 minutes.

OMG u serious 😕 thats sooooo funny XD

nothing 4 me... exams >.< i wanna cry not smile T^T

As if handcuffed, I'm bound to the memories of you...

When I finished my project. It was 4am in the morning and I hadn't slept a wink, and when I finished, I was so happy and relieved. XD
I wrote a 7 page report in 6 hours, it was a hustle finding articles related to the project and then reading it, and re-reading them to make sure all the information was right. =___=

I have no school so that will make me smile throughout these upcoming 8 months of 'summer' vacation. XD

"Beware How You Take Hope From Another Man."

What made me smile today was The Guy post XD
What else made my smile was signing my friend year book and taking up a whole page with random conversion and pictures. That work was my masterpiece!

getting a Doraemon shirt! 😀

This comment

MS followed the principle, “If it ain’t broke, fix it ’til it is”

Lol

Reading Love LuckyRecommended B Gata H Kei <3 Conveni-N XD

when i found some new raws. haha! 🤣

I smiled today when I finished HSD Kenichi the anime. 🙂

I'll probably pick up the manga where the anime left off..
later on today or tomorrow. =D

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Today, when I was making salsa, a jahova's witness (or whatever) knocked on the door.
I open it with a shirt full of red stains from the salsa (my mixer doesn't have a cap).
so he starts with if I'm interested in learning about god or someshit.
and i answer "sorry, could you come back in about 30 minutes. I'm right in the middle of sacraficing a chicken to satan."
The look on that guys face was priceless.
suffice it to say, he did not come back after 30 minutes.

OMG u serious 😕 thats sooooo funny XD

nothing 4 me... exams >.< i wanna cry not smile T^T

I'm dead serieus.
but in all honesty, I always wanted to say something like me being a satanist to those religion sales people (cuz thats basically what they are).
It's just that the timing couldnt have been better with the shirt and red stains an all.

and good luck with your exams

Do but despise reason and science,
The highest of all human gifts -
Then you have surrendered to the Devil
And must surely perish. - J.W. von Goethe

I smiled when I saw the new FMA was out.
That picked up my crappy day. 😐

[color=#ff0000]"“That's the difference between me and the rest of the world!
Happiness isn't good enough for me! I demand euphoria!” "[/color]

What made me smile today?

The beauty of Northern Cornwall county. It never cease to amaze me.

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DoLL (Okado Tatsuya)
Xp

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Today, when I was making salsa, a jahova's witness (or whatever) knocked on the door.
I open it with a shirt full of red stains from the salsa (my mixer doesn't have a cap).
so he starts with if I'm interested in learning about god or someshit.
and i answer "sorry, could you come back in about 30 minutes. I'm right in the middle of sacraficing a chicken to satan."
The look on that guys face was priceless.
suffice it to say, he did not come back after 30 minutes.

🤣 I love playing with them, but I've never topped that.
Normally, I just taunt them with questions they can never really answer and waste a bunch of their time.

Your post totally made me smile thinking of those memories.

My cousin's came over, and we we're playing with a tennis ball, and a popped beach ball, that I wore as a hat. 😀 After it popped I stuck the tennis ball in my pocket and tol dthem to go find it. They ran around the yard looking for it for about 5 minutes, then they stared at me and tackled me to the ground, and we rolled down this REALLy big hill. @_@ it was fun. > 😀 🤣 🙂

explosion
Raenef: The mountain exploded!! O_O... maybe no one will notice. <.< >.>" -The Demon Diaries
Eclipse: phew nothing happened... looks at huge hole in wall... or did it?o_O;