Reading this in a classified ad for a job opening:

"Please furnish your resume along with a short expletive telling us why you are a good candidate for the position."

Somehow I don't think that following their instructions as written would get me the job. 🤣

"[English] not only borrows words from other languages; it has on occasion chased other languages down dark alley-ways, clubbed them unconscious and rifled their pockets for new vocabulary."
-James Nicoll, can.general, March 21, 1992

1. Sitting at lunch with my friends and talking about eyebrows and what they're there for.
2. Coming home and giving my mom a hug
3. Snuggling the new pillow pet my sister bought me

😛

Hearing, and then watching my dog dream. Always a good time hearing then bark softly and seeing them move there legs like there chasing something. Wonder what hes chasing??

This:
http://www.mangaupdates.com/news.html?id=708
http://www.mangaupdates.com/news.html?id=709
🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣
Also saw a prostitute get slapped by a pimp.
trololol

-No longer do I quote great scholars, the famous, etc. Kids feigning wisdom ruined it.
--I wont type a post like a college report. If you don't read it just for that reason, you don't have to post why your hoity-toity ass refused to. I swear, so many people on this site are so full of themselves. A lot seem to think they always have an "intelligent and/or logical" point or show signs of a superiority complex. They never admit they're wrong. Maybe partially, but excuses abound! :\
-Stop mailing me about my comments. I don't read them.
/sigrant

Guy in my class took off his shirt and damn...he had a nice set of abs. That made me smile 😀

"That day, all female officers will be required to wear TINY MINISKIRTS!!!!!"

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I popped open a can of Mountain Dew.

My life just seemed to get so much better while I was drinking it.

Someone said to me, "cool signature." =D Made me so happy!

(my written signature, not the image here. xD)

[img]https://i.imgur.com/cWeUK2w.png[/img]

Quote from LawX

You are like the dense main character in a shoujo manga.

Quote from Crenshinibon

And you will murder someone one day, pika. If you're my daughter.

I finished the poetry portfolio worth 80 per cent of my grade. I'm so glad to be done!

I had a really funny dream and woke up with a smile on my face. As I was starting to wake up, I was half aware of the fact that I was laughing but couldn't stop. Great way to start the day. 😀

Had christmas dinner with my flatmates with crackers, hats and christmas music in the background. Yeah we're early but who cares. We're all going home next week anyway.
I am so stuffed though. I ate so much XD

chris paul traded to the lakers

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This thread actually; made me realize I have not really smiled today(:

Legend of Galactic Heroes has a Bluray release
and it seems THORA is also going to do this
no wait, i think i cried tears of joy instead 😮

its cold down here fam ~

My friend and I were eating outside, then suddenly, this guy next to our table started doing a pole dance with an imaginary pole. Freaking hilarious.

"Shouldn't be alive but the condom broke."

The realization that I can bomb all of my finals and still have a 4.0. It takes the pressure off.

Does the walker choose the path, or the path the walker?