I looked at my naked body in the mirror.

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Eating a real, live banana. 🙂

So, you climbed the tree and ate it from the branch...

Bae would approve.

[color=green]"Officially, this machine doesn't exist, you didn't get it from me,
and I don't know you. Make sure it doesn't leave the building."[/color]

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Eating a real, live banana. 🙂

So, you climbed the tree and ate it from the branch...

Bae would approve.

You know me so well. <3

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I looked at my naked body in the mirror.

Are you thinking about getting a restraining order against yourself?

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Monkeys, always at your service.

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I have to thank you again. It's been a while since I've had this much d**k on my computer. :'3

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I looked at my naked body in the mirror.

[Insert manhood joke here]

My paycheck made me smile today. xD

Some hot police officer came to my workplace today to buy stuff. 😉
Ahh, he was so handsome!~

My coworkers made fun of me and knew I'd say something about his good looks! They know me well. w

And another thing that made me smile is that I saw another handsome man in an expensive-looking suit with a bouquet of roses.. taking the public bus. Maybe he wasted all his money on those flowers. XD

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Some hot police officer came to my workplace today to buy stuff. 😉
Ahh, he was so handsome!~

My coworkers made fun of me and knew I'd say something about his good looks! They know me well. w

And another thing that made me smile is that I saw another handsome man in an expensive-looking suit with a bouquet of roses.. taking the public bus. Maybe he wasted all his money on those flowers. XD

lol, it happens to everyone. 😀
I smiled today after realizing I lost 20 dollar bill. It's a cold and twisted and bitter, but nevertheless, smile. Was going to buy dinner tonight, but I guess I can settle for something less.

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Quote from Mamsmilk

I looked at my naked body in the mirror.

[Insert manhood joke here]

My paycheck made me smile today. xD

gay

Gay book discussion thread

Quote from you_no_see_me_

this is not about cannibalism...please get back on topic

Quote from Toto

I think it is exactly the topic. I see nothing wrong.

I did my first job interview today. 🙂

& I'm talking to my great friend on Yahoo again.

Bus driver gave me a free ride so I didn't have to walk home ^^
Also, my best friend sent me a long e-mail. I hadn't heard about her for a long time so I was really happy~

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My dog insistently leading me to the new back yard to proudly display the network of tunnels she dug under the shed in a span of about 74 hours.

All I could do was smile, she was so pleased with herself too.

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Forgetting to set my alarm clock but still waking up on time

...

This

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A friend of mine told me his best moment in life, its neither sleeping nor love nor reading nor eating...it's when he has diarrhea, the moment of release he calls it- thats the happiest moment of his life....that actually made me die of laughter 🤣

It was yesterday but... someone said I have an amazing smile~ It made me smile (more).

Haru to Natsu's cover being considered as inappropriate.

Also, looks like we have a new ad network, AdBrite.

[color=green]"Officially, this machine doesn't exist, you didn't get it from me,
and I don't know you. Make sure it doesn't leave the building."[/color]