as a character he was pretty cool
but considering all his powers, he probably wouldn't have died...

No.
I don't think so.

Yeah, he was a cool guy. No matter what the actual cause for his influence was, he was obviously a good person that wanted other people to be good people, and I'm all for that.

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Jesus has the ultimate power- turning the water in your body into wine, Imagine death by extreme alcohol poisoning.

nah, somehow i don't like him.
i think that he existed though.
but he was probably just a normal jew(not the messias or something like that).
okay, maybe he was a "little bit" isane...

i think he just needed some attention.
he told them that he was de messias, the son of god and all these things.
if i lived in this era i would be somehow scard of him 🤣
but there were some theories i liked. like all humans are equal.
that was very good of him.

jesus' actually a good boy, is he?

but what i really hate is the thought of hell.
i don't like that he believed in hell, punishment and all that stuff.

is your opinion based on your religion?
i for one am buddhist.
i don't really know if that affects my point of view.
i can't tell, what do you think?

jesus is the o.g.

really cool guy, who cares if he was magical or w/e or w/e religion but he was still cool. 😀

Can't read >_<

How about the Forbidden Testament?

http://www.gutenberg.org/etext/6516

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Can't say, never met him... And I can't put too much trust in the words of a zealot, not to mention how much has gotten lost in the translation... he could have been an annoyingly overbearing bastard, holier than thou know-it-all with the answers to life's big questions.

were someone to write a High school bible fanfic, Jesus would definitely be the cool kid who's probably gonna be president someday. And he wouldn't be the insecure kind of 'cool' either, he'd be the stereotypical shojo prince idealization; School President, Captain of the Swim team, kind to everybody, etc.

I would not read that fanfic.

btw, I just checked, there are 2564 bible fanfics on fanfiction.net

Sorry for being incoherent

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Can't say, never met him... And I can't put too much trust in the words of a zealot, not to mention how much has gotten lost in the translation... he could have been an annoyingly overbearing bastard, holier than thou know-it-all with the answers to life's big questions.

With over fifty versions saying the same thing, lost in translation is quite improbable.

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were someone to write a High school bible fanfic, Jesus would definitely be the cool kid who's probably gonna be president someday. And he wouldn't be the insecure kind of 'cool' either, he'd be the stereotypical shojo prince idealization; School President, Captain of the Swim team, kind to everybody, etc.

I would not read that fanfic.

btw, I just checked, there are 2448 bible fanfics on fanfiction.net

Because being killed and ridiculed for being a good guy is exactly the same thing as being the the most popular guy in school.

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were someone to write a High school bible fanfic, Jesus would definitely be the cool kid who's probably gonna be president someday. And he wouldn't be the insecure kind of 'cool' either, he'd be the stereotypical shojo prince idealization; School President, Captain of the Swim team, kind to everybody, etc.

I would not read that fanfic.

btw, I just checked, there are 2448 bible fanfics on fanfiction.net

I rather see him as the School Delinquent who doesn't fight people, but rather helps those in need.
I guess he has a lot of fans, if there are that many fanfics...

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Jesus has the ultimate power- turning the water in your body into wine, Imagine death by extreme alcohol poisoning.

lulz epic winner XD

Jesus' Move: "Ethylic Coma" -->Instant Win, Flawless Victory

I wonder which kind of Fatality should he have had though.

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That's known as a "coin".

Oh, thanks. Too much D&D.

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were someone to write a High school bible fanfic, Jesus would definitely be the cool kid who's probably gonna be president someday. And he wouldn't be the insecure kind of 'cool' either, he'd be the stereotypical shojo prince idealization; School President, Captain of the Swim team, kind to everybody, etc.

I would not read that fanfic.

btw, I just checked, there are 2448 bible fanfics on fanfiction.net

I rather see him as the School Delinquent who doesn't fight people, but rather helps those in need.
I guess he has a lot of fans, if there are that many fanfics...

It could be any person from the Bible not just Jesus.

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Can't say, never met him... And I can't put too much trust in the words of a zealot, not to mention how much has gotten lost in the translation... he could have been an annoyingly overbearing bastard, holier than thou know-it-all with the answers to life's big questions.

With over fifty versions saying the same thing, lost in translation is quite improbable.

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were someone to write a High school bible fanfic, Jesus would definitely be the cool kid who's probably gonna be president someday. And he wouldn't be the insecure kind of 'cool' either, he'd be the stereotypical shojo prince idealization; School President, Captain of the Swim team, kind to everybody, etc.

I would not read that fanfic.

btw, I just checked, there are 2564 bible fanfics on fanfiction.net

Because being killed and ridiculed for being a good guy is exactly the same thing as being the the most popular guy in school.

well, his message reached so many, he preached to thousands. that sounds popular to me. and yeah, just like high school they can turn on you.

but the point was to be silly. I mean it's fanfic, they don't make sense!

Sorry for being incoherent

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were someone to write a High school bible fanfic, Jesus would definitely be the cool kid who's probably gonna be president someday. And he wouldn't be the insecure kind of 'cool' either, he'd be the stereotypical shojo prince idealization; School President, Captain of the Swim team, kind to everybody, etc.

I would not read that fanfic.

btw, I just checked, there are 2448 bible fanfics on fanfiction.net

I rather see him as the School Delinquent who doesn't fight people, but rather helps those in need.
I guess he has a lot of fans, if there are that many fanfics...

It could be any person from the Bible not just Jesus.

True.

Jonah and the Whale would make a good adaptation.

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