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By the way, remembered that once in the way back from the bar after school (we could swear that class was already over 😀 ) we caught a girl giving a guy in a parked car near the park a blowjob 🤣

I have some really funny stories involving some of my buddies and the girls that have gone down on them and vice-versa. 🤣
And at a party at my house, a buddy of mine stumbled in drunk with a girl in the bathroom.. and while they were getting all hot and heavy, he happened to forget to take out his gum. 🤣

Oh and another one.. a buddy of mine was seeing a girl, who happened to be very innocent, it was her first time.. and well, I guess he thrusted up or something that jolted her and she ended up biting down hard. And of course, I was the one that had to check 'im out to make sure he didn't need stitches and what he should he do bout preventing an infection.. I felt so bad for 'im 🙁 Though, that ones not funny at all.. but I do have to wonder why the all call or come to me with their penis problems! 🤣

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Because they view you as one of the 'guys'.. 😀

Anyways, the first story is just weird.. 🤣

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Because they view you as one of the 'guys'.. 😀

Anyways, the first story is just weird.. 🤣

Yea.. well, I don't have a penis.. so I don't know why they come to me! 🤣 The sad things is.. I've heard some other really bizarre stories dealing with peoples piercings getting stuck.

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Because they view you as one of the 'guys'.. 😀

Anyways, the first story is just weird.. 🤣

Yea.. well, I don't have a penis.. so I don't know why they come to me! 🤣 The sad things is.. I've heard some other really bizarre stories dealing with peoples piercings getting stuck.

Maybe they have you like a mother figure 🤣 . But you have to admit they coming to you with their "pipi" problems is really fun... especialy if they ever say "pipi" 😀

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my roomate threw a party for her 20th birthday in our townhouse. I live off-campus at the college i attend and so the townhouse complex is filled with college students lookin for parties to crash etc. etc... anyway i was dumb enough to not lock my bedroom door... i walk upstairs b/c i see a bunch of ppl walkin up there (where they shouldnt be b/c we purposely blocked it off with a fucking soft on it's side!!) and so i follow this crowd of ppl to MY ROOM!! and i turned on the lights and fuckin laid down the law! haha.. well basically i told them to get the fuck out of my room. turnin the lights on helps sober up drunk ppl... u know ... the sensitivity to light thing.. yea i was glad they hadnt gotten very far i they were only feeling each other up and makin out... otherwise i might have had to like burn my sheets to sanitize them from some unknown college std... haha..
i was pretty pissed then, but now i look back and laugh..

Me and a buddy had just got back from prowling around Hastings. His girlfriend was with him and we all went to my house to hang out while his girlfriends mom came to pick her up. This was before she had her license and his 6 months were up, so she couldn't get a ride home from him. We are siting in my room and I'm in my armchair and they are sitting on my bed and we are all talking. I go out to get a bottle of water and when I come back they both have my blankets over them. I don't make the connection right away. I sit back down and am drinking my water when I hear his girlfriend whispering "No, don't, he's here". Oh shit. I think a little bit of my brain leaked out of my ears when I heard that. They were feeling each other up in my bed! With me there!

I suddenly got really interested in the Disgaea instruction manual laying nearby, until finally either one of them reached climax, or they noticed that I was in a really uncomfortable position. I'll never know, because they were pretty quiet the whole time.

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Once, I walked in on myself.

Yeah. That's when I figured out that I was dreaming.

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um...nvr....dont wanna....and probly never will. maybe in university...well....i walked into someone stripped down to his underwear....(they were playing strip something or another...)

As if handcuffed, I'm bound to the memories of you...

For some reason, i only ever seemed to try to do it in public-ish places (mostly school), but god was protecting me and always made someone walk in before it happened... while i tried to play out my perverted fantasies seen only in pornography movies, or manga 🙂 , it turned out that not many of the girls wanted to do the same thing. I did find one at school with whom i had known for a while who didnt mind doing it anywhere, so i snuck with her into the woman\'s bathroom (she said mens, i said womens is sexier... i hate my perverted ways so much now...) and right b4 we got in the handicapped stall (for added leg space, of course), a teacher came in who saw us enter, and i got suspended for a week. Now, in hopes of being able to do it again, i took full blame, but i am also an expert when it comes to talking with adults... so a week is pretty easy, and she didnt get anything... though she never wanted to try again. I also have quite a few about being walked in on while masturbating if that counts... though being walked in on never made me stop... I guess that explains why i wasn\'t afraid to do it by myself at school (in a bathroom of course). Like i said, i was a total perv back then, and i am against doing it alone or with anyone just for the pleasure of it now.

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I've walked in on my parents together a few times, but I've always been able to hear them through my bedroom wall. Other than that I walked in on a couple going at it in the next dorm over when I was 16, and walked past my father while he was masturbating when I was 17.

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I've walked in on my parents together a few times, but I've always been able to hear them through my bedroom wall. Other than that I walked in on a couple going at it in the next dorm over when I was 16, and walked past my father while he was masturbating when I was 17.

That must have been a scarring experience. I've never seen my parents at it, but I've found condoms in their room before, and empty condom wrappers lying bout too.

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I've walked in on my parents together a few times, but I've always been able to hear them through my bedroom wall. Other than that I walked in on a couple going at it in the next dorm over when I was 16, and walked past my father while he was masturbating when I was 17.

That must have been a scarring experience. I've never seen my parents at it, but I've found condoms in their room before, and empty condom wrappers lying bout too.

Ah, not at all. I take it as a blessing that they are still so in love, emotionally and physically, after 31 years of marriage. It's really quite healthy for their relationship.

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i've walked in on a couple people, first my mah and stepdad when i was like, 11, and then a couple at my friends house that was randomly "getting it on"
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brother when he was in the bathroom,but thank god i saw nothing,since it was all steamed up in there!

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brother when he was in the bathroom,but thank god i saw nothing,since it was all steamed up in there!

Wow that must've been fun! xDD! (for him.)