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that is the best and most considerate thing you can ever do for a teenage boy. Most likely they are not doing drugs or worshiping Satan - the only thing that you can catch them doing is having Mr. Happy Time.

If I'm ever concerned about drugs I can snoop around when they're not home or something, but there are certain things a mother just does not want or need to see! 🤣

"[English] not only borrows words from other languages; it has on occasion chased other languages down dark alley-ways, clubbed them unconscious and rifled their pockets for new vocabulary."
-James Nicoll, can.general, March 21, 1992

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As I´ve already said, my son Fafnirsbane keeps sneeking up behind me (sitting with my computer and reading manga) and jelling "I´m reading gay porno"

Quite often I actually reading yaoi so I keep getting busted by my son

Not much I can say to him 😮

🤣 I generally only read the smuttier stuff when my kids are asleep, but I'm sure I'll get "busted" someday. In the meantime, this thread gives me ample reminders to knock AND allow plenty of time before entering my boys' room. 😃

Well my problem is that usually I sleep more than he does and thus I go to bed before my son does >:-(
And he wont go to sleep before me. No respect for seniors here - and im to 🤢 tired to do anything drastic

This is Gutti. He was born 04.05.2005 at my house and we are all his slaves...

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Well, my son keeps sneeking up behind me (sitting with my computer and reading manga) and jelling "I´m reading gay porno" 🤣 🤣

I hate it when he does that so I just clean out his computer from time to time
😁

can't say Ive ever heard that one before. it is make my day kind of funny tho
(just be careful not to dbl post next time)

@vince- your sister is officially my hero. 🤢

reminds me of the time me and my friends checked out one site in our younger years and it somehow changed his homepage, background, and added litterally pounds of cookies. scary stuff

I usually get caught by my bro when I forget to delete the folder where I saved the manga, and it's usually directly on the desktop(Ironically I put it there to remind me to delete it after I'm done slapping the ham). Also back when I knew nothing of computers I'd just go to random websites and be happy and my bro would just look at the history....
"Richard, I know what you've been doing....."

Oh well, I'm much stealthier these days, all thanks to my flash drive baby.

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I used to DL a lot of Pr0n on the family computer using BT. I would have to leave the BT running for a while to get the whole file as well as re-seed. I would try to do this at night after everyone was asleep and turn it off in the morning before everyone woke up. I thought I was really slick, but then one day my sister changed the desktop background to this.

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I think I was busted, but she never mentioned it to me after that.

peed himself laughing

Nice subtle hint your sis gave.
🤣

a sucky day: coming home from a tired day at school only to find your mom cleaning your room and have mom lecture you about keeping your room clean.

an awkward day: coming home from a tired day at school only to find your mom cleaning your room, or more precisely, the little cabinet containing porns that you forgot to lock, and her not saying anything. she never did it again.

one other time was when i was 14, i believe. back then, dad usually borrowed some porn from a friend and he tends to leave the video in the VCR, thinking no one would look in it. and i tend to watch it when no one's around (duh!). one time there was this one video that was so hardcore, i HAD to watch it till the end. unfortunately, i heard the rents came home and since dad never keeps the same vid in the vcr everyday, without thinking i took it with me to watch it later on. that night, they had quite a search party, interrogating everyone.

the next day, i slid the tape back and later on had mom stared at me asking me where i found it, but i kept denying it was me.

now, there's just no secret. when i had a net connection installed at home, the first thing dad asked me was: "so, how do i download porn?"

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now, there's just no secret. when i had a net connection installed at home, the first thing dad asked me was: "so, how do i download porn?"

🤣 My dad has a nice collection of lesbian porn that I used to watch as a kid too.

Porn doesn't need to be hidden! j/k I don't think I've ever been busted or they're prolly just not saying anything. But right now, I think I'm old enough that it isn't really embarrassing to be caught with it. Or maybe I'm an open perv? That could be it too.

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now, there's just no secret. when i had a net connection installed at home, the first thing dad asked me was: "so, how do i download porn?"

🤣 My dad has a nice collection of lesbian porn that I used to watch as a kid too.

Porn doesn't need to be hidden! j/k I don't think I've ever been busted or they're prolly just not saying anything. But right now, I think I'm old enough that it isn't really embarrassing to be caught with it. Or maybe I'm an open perv? That could be it too.

Yes, be open, so damn open! 🤣

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Yes, be open, so damn open! 🤣

🤣 Coming from you, that sounded so wrong...

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one other time was when i was 14, i believe. back then, dad usually borrowed some porn from a friend and he tends to leave the video in the VCR, thinking no one would look in it. and i tend to watch it when no one's around (duh!). one time there was this one video that was so hardcore, i HAD to watch it till the end. unfortunately, i heard the rents came home and since dad never keeps the same vid in the vcr everyday, without thinking i took it with me to watch it later on. that night, they had quite a search party, interrogating everyone.

the next day, i slid the tape back and later on had mom stared at me asking me where i found it, but i kept denying it was me.

Jeez, that reminds me of when I was in high school and I was break dancing a lot. We used to trade home videos of practice sessions and events between the different crews. I had quite a few videos collected and kept them on top of the vcr. One day my friend gave me a few porn vids on non labeled VHS so I thought the best place to hide them was with my non labeled breaking VHS. My dad found the porn immediately! He also confiscated all my breaking tapes as punishment. My crew was really pissed at me because I was the collector of all our crew practice tapes and we litteraly had to start from scratch building our collection again.

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Quote from Diokhan

one other time was when i was 14, i believe. back then, dad usually borrowed some porn from a friend and he tends to leave the video in the VCR, thinking no one would look in it. and i tend to watch it when no one's around (duh!). one time there was this one video that was so hardcore, i HAD to watch it till the end. unfortunately, i heard the rents came home and since dad never keeps the same vid in the vcr everyday, without thinking i took it with me to watch it later on. that night, they had quite a search party, interrogating everyone.

the next day, i slid the tape back and later on had mom stared at me asking me where i found it, but i kept denying it was me.

Jeez, that reminds me of when I was in high school and I was break dancing a lot. We used to trade home videos of practice sessions and events between the different crews. I had quite a few videos collected and kept them on top of the vcr. One day my friend gave me a few porn vids on non labeled VHS so I thought the best place to hide them was with my non labeled breaking VHS. My dad found the porn immediately! He also confiscated all my breaking tapes as punishment. My crew was really pissed at me because I was the collector of all our crew practice tapes and we litteraly had to start from scratch building our collection again.

Duh! I wonder who told the people of the world that porn makes eyes melt...

So, when I was a yound teen I did regulary look for my dad´s stack. 😮
A few years later I was trying to hide my stack were other´s didn´t find it 🤣 Now I don´t have "a stack" just one or two spicy books that are located in one or other of 4 bookcases for romance and sci-fi 😁

Do the newer Anita Blake books count as part of "a stack" or the counterpart Melissa Gently... 😕 🙄

This is Gutti. He was born 04.05.2005 at my house and we are all his slaves...

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🤣 My dad has a nice collection of lesbian porn that I used to watch as a kid too.

Porn doesn't need to be hidden! j/k I don't think I've ever been busted or they're prolly just not saying anything. But right now, I think I'm old enough that it isn't really embarrassing to be caught with it. Or maybe I'm an open perv? That could be it too.

What the....you watched lesbian porn when you were a kid? o.O Holy.... What were they like to you? teletubbies? didn't you said you were "the innocent one" in 'word association'? >_<
So this just means now you're like...the sub-vice president of our group! 😃 muahahahhaha~

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🤣    My dad has a nice collection of lesbian porn that I used to watch as a kid too. 

Porn doesn't need to be hidden! j/k I don't think I've ever been busted or they're prolly just not saying anything. But right now, I think I'm old enough that it isn't really embarrassing to be caught with it. Or maybe I'm an open perv? That could be it too.

What the....you watched lesbian porn when you were a kid? o.O Holy.... What were they like to you? teletubbies? didn't you said you were "the innocent one" in 'word association'? >_<
So this just means now you're like...the sub-vice president of our group! 😃 muahahahhaha~

No, not that young... wait, I think I've seen some porn that young but didn't really understand it. 🤣 What I was talking about there was when I was 12/13 and really curious about the stuff. I'm innocent compared to you guys was what I meant in Word Association 😛

Caught for porn? Twice and smooth talked my way out of both of 'em. It also really helped that my Mom thinks I'm naive as a ten year old.