the last real bad accident I've had was about three months ago when I stubbed my little toe. My toenail is black now. 🤨

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Honestly I wish I knew. Half the injuries I get I can't remember where they came from, I just wake up one day and realize "Hey my hands are full of scabs" or better yet "I dont remember having a scar there, where the hell did that come from" (you would think that'd be a rare occurrence . . . . its not). If I'm lucky I can catch myself bleeding (or more accurately realize I'm bleeding ON something ("Oh hell, what the crap is blood doing on these box's")), but I still cant remember what caused the bleeding most of the time. Oh, and as far as stubbing your toe goes, I'm pretty good about not doing that.

Note: Believe it or not I'm not actually joking. To give you a concept of what I'm like, my first words, in all seriousness after being a car crash (hit a moose, big bloody animals) were "Is it O.K. if I bleed on the upholstery"

I wake up with wierd scrach marks on my back all the time. I guess the ghost living in my basement with me doesn't like me, lol.

I do little stuff all the time - paper cuts, stubbed toes, bruised shins, etc.

Sometimes I have disagreements with the horses at work & my arms get banged up; occasionally I'll get bitten, kicked or stepped on but that can't really be attributed to clumsiness! 🤣

I did trip over a speed bump in a parking lot today, didn't fall though.

Last night I sewed through the very tip of my finger with the sewing machine (just the skin, but it still bled & hurt) and today I managed to snip the end of the same finger with my mom's damn-I-never-knew-they-could-be-THAT-sharp scissors. 🤢 It bled too; I now have two different bandaids on that fingertip.

I think I'd better stay away from sharp objects for a while... 😔

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I do little stuff all the time - paper cuts, stubbed toes, bruised shins, etc.

Sometimes I have disagreements with the horses at work & my arms get banged up; occasionally I'll get bitten, kicked or stepped on but that can't really be attributed to clumsiness! 🤣

I did trip over a speed bump in a parking lot today, didn't fall though.

Last night I sewed through the very tip of my finger with the sewing machine (just the skin, but it still bled & hurt) and today I managed to snip the end of the same finger with my mom's damn-I-never-knew-they-could-be-THAT-sharp scissors. 🤢 It bled too; I now have two different bandaids on that fingertip.

I think I'd better stay away from sharp objects for a while... 😔

wow... stay with the rounded tip scissors.

And as for me, i am not clumsy, just really absent minded. And i usually bring my mind back to reality before i get hurt.

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I was shopping at a grocery store wearing sandals when I accidentally kicked the wheel of my cart and felt a sharp pain in my little toe, but it wasn't too bad so I kept shopping and not paying attention to it. Next day I woke up with my toe throbbing in pain and realized the entire nail was gone.

My guess is that it'll only get worse so it won't be long before it'll take me till the next day to realize I'm missing a limb or something.

I am not clumsy.
In fact, I can control
my body quite well.

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I am not clumsy.
In fact, I can control
my body quite well.

i can control my body well too actually people say that i fall really gracefully eventhough im really clumzy...........still......

I don't get hurt from clumsiness, I trip over things all the time but I have a superb sense of balance and almost always catch myself. I f I don't manage to stop my fall I usually am good enough to avoid anything more than looking stupid and maybe a small bruise. Now if we're talking getting hurt out of sheer stupidity or showing off, that's a completely different story lol.

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And as for me, i am not clumsy, just really absent minded. And i usually bring my mind back to reality before i get hurt.

What he said 😀

i always hit my head somewhere. 🤢
and i can fall suddenly even when walking. 🤢

yeah i am very clumsy. i am still surprised how i managed to live so far. since i get worse when i am drunk and i am drunk usually. 😔

i am really clumsey. when i think too much, i dont take in my surrounding at all. so my arm or leg will bump into something. i also keep breaking stuff at work 😔

I'm not clumsy but I'm not exactly graceful either. It seems I only get hurt by other people's clumsiness.

Dropped a fire extinguisher on my knee on Christmas Eve, it hurt. A lot. (T_T)

"[English] not only borrows words from other languages; it has on occasion chased other languages down dark alley-ways, clubbed them unconscious and rifled their pockets for new vocabulary."
-James Nicoll, can.general, March 21, 1992

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Dropped a fire extinguisher on my knee on Christmas Eve, it hurt. A lot. (T_T)

AwwWW...!! ;____;

As for mie, I fell onto the floor (on my butt) from surveying mobile phone cases at Wallmart last week. It didn't hurt but it was embarrasing since I was wearing tight jeans and people...coughsaw my buttcrackcough

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Never, I'm not clumsy lol.
XD I laugh at my clumsy friends and tease them about it because one of them actually went to a doctor(she's a track person) and found out there's a name for her clumsiness hahahaha, I teased her so much.
But yeah, I'm pretty coordinated xD

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