The inspiration for this poll came to me when i was walking home from campus today, and i saw this little karate club practicing on some grass on practice. And with my attention span being what it is, i stopped for a minute or two to get some free entertainment on the way to my car. Oh man was i richly rewarded, i dont think i could of been happier with 20 bucks and a blowjob.

it wasnt just any karate club, but they had some grossly overweight guy in his 30's teaching them. He was the epitome of a nerd trying to look cool in all the wrong ways. Not only was he wearing some formal Japanese-ish attire (looked like something cheesy out of a manga, but in his defense it appeared to be functional), but this guy looked like he was a few minutes and a crispy creme dougnut away from a heart episode with his labored breathing. Oh and as an added bonus, he had a superb greasy pony tail. Needless to say, when i saw this i almost fell on my ass laughing so hard, it could of only been better if he was wearing a button up black shirt with flames and dragons on it.

So im curious what people think about these kinds of people. Again im not dissing japanese or asian culture, but these types just crack me up. Each one practicing old fashioned martial arts hoping to turn into some kind of manga superhero, when the arts themselves are barely functional.

Has anyone ever had an interesting experience like mine recently? anyone know someone like that? was anyone once like that?(cmon you can admit it)

"When god gives you lemons, find a new god."

You shouldn't make fun of fat people.

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