my characters in mmorpg almost always attract gays!! They always want to meet me in person and bug me to reveal other private info! Damn!! WHY ME!?!? That's why I quit mmorpg!! I thought if i keep playing, sooner or later this weird appeal of mine would attract a girl... i'm cursed!!! 😔

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Kizaru, the only person who can say Ben Beckman without his lips touching

just CARL is fine

...Really, really bad luck?
I mean, it happens to everyone. That's life. I just seem to get bizzare and uncalled for amounts of it.

That does NOT mean that I angst over it. Such things build character, yes? A rather twisted character, maybe.

And the overload of old perverts I seem to attract. They just creep me out. On a crowded train like the metro, it takes skill to subtly hit a few nasty pressure points with a twisting wrist lock or kicking the right spot on a pervert's knee 😉

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my characters in mmorpg almost always attract gays!! They always want to meet me in person and bug me to reveal other private info! Damn!! WHY ME!?!? That's why I quit mmorpg!! I thought if i keep playing, sooner or later this weird appeal of mine would attract a girl... i'm cursed!!! 😔

lulz.

I get hives when I'm sleep-deprived, tired or annoyed. And then it goes away without any trace of them being ever there after a couple of hours.

Whenever I take long showers, whether the water is cold or hot, I get lightheaded and have pass out. At first I thought it was the steam from the hot water, but I experimented and taking a cold shower does the same.

Hmmm

Every time I let my imagination fly (when I am thinking about a video, or every time I think about the novel I am writing "with for some reason is like watching a video in my head) out of control, I usually come back to the world after my heart accelerates because I stopped breathing somewhere in the middle of my quest.

In short, I can see a full episode of family guy, with commercials and everything (just need something to trigger the memory or my imagination) and when I am in this state my body keeps moving on its own (my friends say that for some reason I just stop talking, but besides that I act like a normal person would "looking for both sides of the street before crossing and shit like that", but for some reason I never remember what happened, so I am always WTF we are here already? and stuff like that) anyway it just happened the other day at work and the only reason I woke up was because my heart was beating like crazy (for lack of oxygen), the funny thing is that I had JUST finished doing a sale -_-, I thought, SHIT I am going to be short of cash, but at the end of the day everything was fine (not more, not less).

Anyway to keep it simple, I am afraid of dying while thinking TOO deeply about something... that is a lame way to die 🤢

Is not like I always stop to breath when I am day dreaming, it seems to happen when my body is doing a complex tasks in my absence.

is this truth? is not like I care if you believe me or not

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Tragedy benefits me frequently.

Also, I sometimes focus on something so hard that I don't blink, causing my eyes to dry up and my contacts to fall out.

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I have similar case as that of Tsu's, but instead of sweets, it's kiwis. xD And it doesn't happen all the time, but some kiwis give that kind of effect to me. o__o;

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Hmmm... two things come to my mind..
Every time i start chewing a minty gum or those super-winter-fresh types.. i always sneeze, usually twice.. dont know why, just happens)) there must be some logical explanation though))

And the second is.. Im always hitting things with my head.. like shelves, lamps, the upper part of the doorway (hows it called?).. or at the bus stops, they have this sign hanging with the number of the buses stopping there, i scored that one twice near my house.. that one was freaking painful, because my pace when i walk is really fast and the sign is lead or smth.. i even once hit a road sign 😀 it was very windy and i was looking down and didnt notice that it was hanging up there.. and another hurt-like-hell top one is when i was playing in a football(soccer) team as a goalie and hit the post with my head when i jumped to block the ball..

The funny thing is, that when i was a small child.. my mother ordered me smth like a personal horoscope, and that dude foretold that i will hit my head a lot in life 🤣 well, mostly these accidents are connected with my height, ~195 cm 😳

All is Hitsuzen...

Every single time I play volleyball, the ball hits me on the top of my head. When I was forced to play in PE, by the end of the two weeks, the class was betting on what time the ball would hit me.

I am a breath of insanity in a world of chaos.

Me: Performing Random Acts of Klutziness for over 30 years.

I was once eating a quarter of an orange and was concentrating on something else, I ended up eating the skin/peel. I also try eating some wierd things like honey and peanutbutter sandwiches and marmite and honey sandwiches, I also had a banana toastie, it was disgusting. My cousin once said I would die from the wierd things I ate. I didn't really think they were that wierd.

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honey and peanutbutter sandwiches

How's this weird?

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honey and peanutbutter sandwiches

How's this weird?

I didn't think it was, my cousin thought it was so I mentioned it.

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Honestly I'm just called weird all the time. Can't really think of anything specific.

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I can also lick my elbow. 😀

Ack, me too!! XD
And I have a bone in my hip that I can just pop in and out as I like. Sometimes it scares people, sometimes it brings them pain. Depends on my mood. ^__^

Ohh and it's perfectly normal, doctor approved!

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I have to thank you again. It's been a while since I've had this much d**k on my computer. :'3

I've tried many,many times to lick my elbow, but sadly, never succeeded.

I walk into everything.I once tripped over a branch someone put in the ground,and it stuck out for like an inch.my friends laughed their ass off.(seriously, who even sticks something in the ground?!)

and people call me weird a lot ^^.but mostly they're joking xD..

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I've tried many,many times to lick my elbow, but sadly, never succeeded.

The trick is flexibility! o_O

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I walk into everything.I once tripped over a branch someone put in the ground,and it stuck out for like an inch.my friends laughed their ass off.(seriously, who even sticks something in the ground?!)

It grows from the ground? O_O

I'm pretty clumsy myself! XD

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I have to thank you again. It's been a while since I've had this much d**k on my computer. :'3