SleeperJack strikes fear into fellow forum-goers.
Manga-Updates forum moderators desperately seek solution

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The first victim of the recent attacks made by the notorious disappearing criminal SleeperJack. Sleepy the Cat was airlifted to Yogurt and Cookies Memorial Hospital with minor injuries last weekend after the attack.

By Vrykolakas Iucundus
Tuesday, April 22, 2008

FORUMS - Local forum-goers shiver in their boots, stuffed with crumpled pages of obsolete manga, at ground-zero of the recent attack made by SleeperJack, which left 4 injured and several more fatigued. Community moderators are frantically searching for an effective means of preventing future attacks.

"We knew he was lurking around and watching us all along," said Boy A, a regular of the Manga-Updates forum, "but it's really scary, no one thought he'd just appear out of thin air like this."

Now there is a growing fear that Manga-Updates could be a target for future attacks made by the infamous Sleeper criminal wanted in countless forums across the internet.

"Is the community going to be safe from this mad man?" said an unnamed MU Forum official, after an emergency meeting with other officials last Sunday. "Everyone is really scared. We know mass lethargy can happen to any thread, but we have no idea what thread he's going to hit next."

Coffee leading factor to the offensives?
Specialists working for MU have identified major factors concerning the behavior of SleeperJack. However, there are skeptics who doubt the accuracy of the published data.

"We've never been able to track his movements and predict his actions before, I doubt we're going to be able to do so now." said by a Specialist not assigned to the current anti-Sleeper team. "Give me conclusive data instead of these garbage bytes, until then I suggest we keep our threads locked."

The current data suggests that there is a correlation between coffee and activity from SleeperJack, but it is unsure whether or not causation can be identified.

Canis canem consumit.

You better attack me.. before I kill you. -Shifty Eyes-

BTW Thats hilarious. XD A little long though...

(On a side note, Welcome! Make sure you read the rules. )

Does the walker choose the path, or the path the walker?

LOL Sleeper Jack ,but if u attack me i not going alone both of us will die.So If u want to live read my second sig.I hope u stay around.

I guess you can hi-jack someones idea, but you'll never understand their plan for its success.
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hello welcome to the forums.....go ahead and try to kill me!! i have a harem to protect me and if u take them down...well lets just say ive been called violent momo b4 😀 🤣

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Oi... How dare you injure Sleepy the Cat. Glares

Anyways, Welcome to the forum. Have fun and read the rules.

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（ﾉﾟ-ﾟ）ﾉ☆どぞ。
Have a star.

yawn dat da best u got? i got boxful of phonebooks and masking tape.

"Hip-hop was set out in the dark. They used to do it out in the park"

ROFL!!!! 🤣 Welcome to MU! My firewall will own that thing. >:-(

Yo, do you mind if I take the spare body parts? We're a little short...

This signature was recovered from Hades to serve in my rotting armies.

Very unique intro! You do that for every new forum you join? I hope you stay and have a good time~

(Btw, I'm "Boy A" in your article)

A just ruler amongst tyrants

howdy!

sends get well card to Sleepy

"Squeak Squeaken, Squeak Squeaker"

haven't seen a good intro for ages

welcome, have fun here

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Still the [color=red]bad[/color] cop.

You win. At life. Good job.

Welcome, and have fun. I truly, truly look forward to encountering threads you've visited in the future.

Though, if your introduction is any indication, your attacks won't prove very effective on me...

poof "SHOUJOMAN IS HERE!"
Just Lynz, drop the -ajw

Cool intro! One of the best I've read. 🤣
Hope to see you around the site and have fun!

Interesting intro, coffee is dangerous ôÔ
Enjoy your stay here

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