In Japan, when two friends walk together, it is perfectly normal for one to walk in front of the other and talk over their shoulder

In Japan, if someone pats you on the head, you will eventually have sex with that person. There is no way to change this fate. If the person actually ruffles your hair, guaranteed, you will be on the bottom.

In Japan, parents play no role whatsoever in the lives of children between the ages of 12 and 18. They certainly never punish a kid. They ignore it if their kids have sex right in the next room after school.

In Japan, no woman has ever worn pants.

In Japan, to avoid disturbing women's fantasy lives, all gay guys rigidly stick to being either top or bottom forever.

In fact, there are entire regions of Japan where every single guy is gay or simply doesn't yet know they are gay.

There are other regions of Japan where the only adults are anonymous teachers and convenience store clerks.

In Japan, the cell phone bauble is a person's most significant possession.

In Japan, time flows slowly during Christmas Eve, New Year's, cherry blossoms, cicada time, and summer fireworks. Nothing ever happens at other times of year.

What is a salaryman anyways? Doesn't everybody earn a salary? How can I get those twinkly stars to follow me around?

In Japan, the only cooking performed by women under the age of 40 is melting chocolate and then letting it harden on February 13th. All the real cooking is done by short gay guys.

Can you even name your student council president?

In Japan, rape is a great way to ask someone out.

In Japan, people laugh by making the sound foo foo foo. After tens of thousands of manga pages, I still have no idea what is the sound of a row of dots or a flat black line.

Americans talk to each other, like each other, date each other, make out, love each other, then have sex - in that order. Japanese people ignore each other, hate each other, accidentally kiss each other, "like" each other, have sex, date each other, then talk to each other.

In Japan, no couple ever simply goes to bed. One person always WHAM! throws the other to the floor.

The western world has the devil. In Japan, there's hundreds of demons and every single one is cooler than Satan.

In Japan, there are more personal military battle suits than cars.

Japanese people can see right through their hair.

whats the point of this post? =___________=

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Should have went here

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What is a salaryman anyways? Doesn't everybody earn a salary?

"Salaryman" is basically the Japanese term for a male white collar worker. Female equivalent is "office lady." (where are the tropes regarding them? hahaha)

But yeah, FormX is right. Just wanted to point this one out.