Funniest lines in One Piece

16 years ago
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Robin's interview with Usopp:
Usopp: "Okay, what's your specialty?"
Robin: "Assassination."
Usopp: "Luffy! This woman is too dangerous!"
Usopp Spell (against Enel):
U: "A needle...embeds itself in the skin under your nail!"
Nami: "Ahh! Just thinking about it hurts!"
U: "Idiot! Plug your ears or you'll forfeit you life!"
U: "A piece of paper cuts the knuckle of your finger!"

16 years ago
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16 years ago
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My favorite quote has to be that one part near the end of the Arabasta arc, when they were all in the bath, and the guys peaked over to the girls side.
Nami: Okay, it'll be 100,000 berries each. lifts her towal Shiawase Punch!
Guys: GWAH!!!! falls off from massive nosebleeds
Then they're all just sitting on the ground, and Sanji's upside down going "Melloriiiine....."
Gotta luv Sanji.
Also, in the same episode, when Usopp and Sanji were shopping.
Random villager: Hey! This looks like it's been kicked right through!
Sanji: remembers 'escape route' from before Eh, Usopp, there's something going on over there!
All good stuff. 🤣

16 years ago
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While we wait for the next One Piece chapter, why don't you guys check out some of these 😀
[url]http://www.onemanga.com/One_Piece/402/04/[/url] and the subsequent reaction [url]http://www.onemanga.com/One_Piece/402/05/[/url] 🤣
The whole chapter 402 was filled with funny lines, and the anime version of it was even more hillarious, particularly the one where Usopp encounter the chicken. God that episode was one of the funniest ever 😁
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16 years ago
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Quote from hyery
While we wait for the next One Piece chapter, why don't you guys check out some of these 😀
[url]http://www.onemanga.com/One_Piece/402/04/[/url] and the subsequent reaction [url]http://www.onemanga.com/One_Piece/402/05/[/url] 🤣
The whole chapter 402 was filled with funny lines, and the anime version of it was even more hillarious, particularly the one where Usopp encounter the chicken. God that episode was one of the funniest ever 😁
I loved it when Usopp saw the chicken, especially when his heart was beating loudly and then just stopped when Usopp told the heart to stop (beating so loudly).
Anyway, the newest addition has to be Luffy's new attack - "Gomu Gomu no...Jet Scapegoat!"

16 years ago
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I think mine is when he's in a whale and Nami's there too. And when she tells him that she has been eaten by a whale he says something like too bad.
It mad me laugh so hard, caus he didn't even realise he was eaten too.
1/2 Prince.

16 years ago
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Quote from H-achi
I think mine is when he's in a whale and Nami's there too. And when she tells him that she has been eaten by a whale he says something like too bad.
It mad me laugh so hard, caus he didn't even realise he was eaten too.
I think you mean the giant snake from the Skypie arc? That was very hilarious. Luffy's seriously going to get out through the snake's ***hole! 🤣 🤣 🤣
this one had me laughing so hard the people from the apartment next door even come to see if i was alright.... [url]http://www.onemanga.com/One_Piece/465/15/[/url] and the next page

16 years ago
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Oh there are so many! I have to agree with 'Sanji! MEAT!!' - that always makes me chuckle too ^_^
Also [url]http://www.onemanga.com/One_Piece/205/17/[/url]
lol 'those marines told me to go North, so I climbed up here' and then Sanji's '...' in reply and you can just tell that he would be calling Zoro an idiot right now if it weren't for the urgent situation they're in ^_^
hmmm also - and I know its not really a line so much as a series of events but these pages:
[url]http://www.onemanga.com/One_Piece/157/15/[/url] through to [url]http://www.onemanga.com/One_Piece/157/19/[/url] and [url]http://www.onemanga.com/One_Piece/158/04/[/url] through to [url]http://www.onemanga.com/One_Piece/158/11/[/url]
makes me laugh until I cry 🤣
This whole page too: [url]http://www.onemanga.com/One_Piece/157/03/[/url]
'Put the ship in reverse!' 'You can't do that!'
I could go on 🤣
Quote from kana503
Anyway, the newest addition has to be Luffy's new attack - "Gomu Gomu no...Jet Scapegoat!"
i loved it! it was hilarous! 🤣

16 years ago
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When Luffy sings xD 😀
Himee-Chan was here <3

16 years ago
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Quote from corx_d_afikolami
Found another one! Look at the their resemblance! 🤣 🤣 🤣
Dammit! You stole mine! That's a really good one. Hahahah!
Another one in Alabasta,
"Gomu gomu no, DAME DA!(no way)"
I don't know how tho find the manga, but here's the anime scene. It is at 0:45.
That's the best useless move from Luffy!

15 years ago
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Quote from loosecannon504
When Boa Hancock was topless, and Luffy went in her chamber and said, "Coming in! Aw, no food...Hey, why are you naked?"
Luffy's ignorance and innocence never fails to crack me up. 🤣
i agree with you completly

15 years ago
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luffy. ships float, clouds float same thing.

15 years ago
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Actually I laughed in so many parts, but in manga version I think the the funniest part is when Usopp yell "I'm already negative!!"
In anime version I think the funniest part is the first appearance of Soge King!! (the back song is hilarious!)