Children Can't Choose Their Parents

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[From ShoujoMagic]:

A haunting story about a man and his chicken. You will never look at an egg the same way again after reading this story!

This story involves bestiality--tastefully rendered.

Type

Manga

Related Series

Chocolate (MIHARA Mitsukazu) (Main Story)

Associated Names

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Groups Scanlating

Kotonoha

ShoujoMagic

Latest Release(s)

c.Oneshot by Kotonoha 20 years ago

c.Oneshot by ShoujoMagic 18 years ago

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Status in Country of Origin

Oneshot (Complete)

Completely Scanlated?

Yes

Anime Start/End Chapter

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User Rating

Average: 5.3 / 10.0 (223 votes)

Bayesian Average: 5.41 / 10.0

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Last Updated

January 5th, 2025 5:53pm PST - 4 months ago

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Genre

Comedy Drama Mature Shoujo
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Recommendations

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Author(s)

MIHARA Mitsukazu

Artist(s)

MIHARA Mitsukazu

Year

2000

Original Publisher

East Press (2000)

Index Communications (2002)

Serialized In (magazine)

Comic Cue (East Press)

Gothic & Lolita Bible (Index Communications)

Licensed (in English)

English Publisher

N/A

Activity Stats (vs. other series)

Weekly Pos #742

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Monthly Pos #1674

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3 Month Pos #2205

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6 Month Pos #5632 (No change)

Year Pos #7146

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Brief but interesting premise

by flowinmyboat
3 years ago

Rating: 7.0 / 10.0

Did y'all get a longer one shot or something? I feel like everyone's reading something with more depth, but this one was pretty brief. It's kind of a dark comedy, his friend is more "knock it off already" than horrified at the chicken-screwing. The end was abrupt for me though! I dunno, I'm gonna give it a 7. I wanted it to be a little longer because what the heck was that coming out at the end? I keep staring at page. I liked it though.

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Wtf

by pierzing
13 years ago

Rating: 6.0 / 10.0

It's bizarre, interesting and really brought out a lot of questions. Hilarious as well, the way the story is treated so seriously in its execution. Did a great job in entertaining me while it lasted. Was pretty bored with manga but it managed to perk me up with its offbeat-ness.

(I re-edited this comment because I am so confused what made me lol so hard during my first reading of this oneshot.)

... Last updated 7 years ago

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Trluy unexpected

by CiellavonNightmare
14 years ago

Rating: N/A

Gaah. I was expecting this to be something horrifying, like the bestiality found in the frog prince.. but actually THIS WAS SOOOOO CUTE. Well, put aside the species difference, it was really lovable. Not that I like reading bestality stuff but I found this work amazing. Comedic, sweet, tragic at the end. (lol) When the egg was squashed by the book I was like WTH?!!? Still, a must read in the 'unusual stories' department 😉

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That was...unexpected.

by emilyslash
14 years ago

Rating: 8.0 / 10.0

I read this because the guy was good looking and it was entertaining but I don't see the humor in this. Anyhow, this made more sense and was more enjoyable than the mangaka's other stories. The ending was quite surprising. I could not foresee that such a thing would happen. Usually, the female is the one who's afraid of being a parent in my opinion. I really wonder what's going to happen to their relationship. Will he give up his hobby now? Is he going to try again? I thought that the way that a story like this would definitely end with the woman dying, I was wrong. This is the best out of all the beastiality I've read(not that I like it or read it a lot), at least there's love(or is there), right?

... Last updated 14 years ago

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kinda sad

by willnira
14 years ago

Rating: 10.0 / 10.0

this was ...different. it made me laugh and I also feel sad because you just don't chose what to love. so...yeah the way he loved the chicken was pretty (the friend saying to him it was weird and stuff) I've been keeping said: stop that hobbie of yours! (but sometimes you just can't stop the feelings of being in love)

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-v-

by Klein
15 years ago

Rating: N/A

I hate egg after read this, really... Until now, I never eat, touch or buy egg... yeah, also chicken
This really fun, and have some meaning by some way, but ... I don't know how to say, and can't imagine why that man can do "this" with a chick (I wonder... how... her hole... ew)

-v- I shouldn't read it afrer read the plot... oh my stupid

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Huh..

by Leafy
15 years ago

Rating: N/A

What just happened? Uh, well, that was 9 pages of fun... I just read this out of curiosity like alot of people and to see how beastiality could be "tastefully rendered" .. Anyways, it touches on the topic of beastiliaty but is very brief, no graphicness (thank goodness..). Plot-wise.. I'm glad the author did it in the few pages she did, short and concise, getting straight to the point. The ending was..interesting too..

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Well that was odd.

by asrodeia
15 years ago

Rating: N/A

Nothing explicit, the mature genre here applies to the implied theme of bestiality, and implied animal death.
Otherwise, comedy for the poor guy who is wondering what happened to his friend's brain....

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Let's not forget...

by astroasis
15 years ago

Rating: 8.0 / 10.0

This manga has "Comedy" listed as one of its genres - and it SHOULD. Right from the deadpan delivery of the lead character, to his best friend's reactions, to the expressions... this is black comedy done right.

Some people might be too used to Mihara's serious and dramatic works and might miss the point that this is comedy. Gothic, twisted and weird, like all of her works, YES. But at its heart, a true comedy.

Read it with that in mind and you'll probably get a kick out of it.

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A Little Too Brief in Depth For My Taste, But Art Great!

by MightyMaeve
15 years ago

Rating: 5.0 / 10.0

I love the dead serious nature of Mika. I love the outfits of his best friend, Daren.
I love their interaction together. It's funny ("You've gone far enough with that bestiality hobby of yours!").

But the ending was as abrupt for the reader as it is for the egg...

Unique, just not my personal taste of story line. (Review based on Kotonoha's scanlation.)

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