I'm trying to determine what's the most badass way to die. I'm not looking to kill myself, but if I ever get to the point where I get cancer or something it might be something to keep in the back of my mind.

So, please share with me some epic ways to die.

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Risk your life to save somebody! Great way to end your life 😃

Did you ever hear of the north hollywood shootout?
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Death by Cop

Another good way to kill yourself would be to set up a wood chipper in front of the hoome of someone you don't like and jump in!!!! Ahhhhhh!! Splatter Paint ur house!! PWND

Life is tough......but it's tougher if you're stupid.
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😕 that is a hard one, but i would say do something amazing when you do like sky diving or become a vigalantie.

ANIMEFREAK,
NOTHING
LESS,
EVERYTHING
MORE!!!

Jump in front of an ambulance.

Yeah, save a pregnant woman before being hit by a car. With a bit of luck, her child will be the antichrist.

Suicide because of cancer? I've seen many people suffering because of it, or even dying. They were fighting for every upcoming day and cherishing each minute. When you know your end is near, instead of making it come faster, you enjoy every second of the rest of your life, even if it means pain, chemotherapy and morphine.

A badass way? Take some explosives and go visit some yakuza. It will start a hell.

I would prefer the hero scenario. Saving the planet/country/city or sth like that. Being in every encyclopedia would be nice. Kids would be learning about your last words at school.

Guys, remember to sign the donor card before you jump/swallow the poison/whatever. Someone could use a pair of kidneys.

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Still the [color=red]bad[/color] cop.

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Guys, remember to sign the donor card before you jump/swallow the poison/whatever. Someone could use a pair of kidneys.

That donor card means ur body will be donated to a medical school where some hangover gradstudent will cut you up like the frog from biology class. I would rather get a lawyer to draw up the will stating exactly where the parts go when you don't need them no mo'

Another great suicide would be to jump off a bridge and land on Mike Eisner. You would be my hero if you did that.

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I just love the classic hero death..
You fight (with nothing but your fists) the 5 to 10 bad guys (who are armed to the teeth) who are trying to rape or kill some innocent girl.. you get stabbed, shot and wounded a lot and stuff, but still fights on and by the end manages to kill off all the assholes and you get to bleed out in the arms of the beautiful girl you just saved.. she cries and some tears hit your face and you say some cool shit like.. "Hey girl.. why the sad face..? I hate to see you cry.. so smile for me willya? Send me off with a great big smile.. " and then she cries even more but forces herself to smile.. and you give out a last little laugh and then die with a smile in a heroic and satisfying way...
THAT is the way i wanna go out-- =))
And for an extra touch.. the girl is your wife/girlfriend and all of your family and friends arrive just in time for you to say some last words to them.. =D

"Damn Right! I made her mine, Sir!"

Kill yourself the MANLY way!!

http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=manly_suicide

This article shows you how to kill yourself, the manly way!!
The following just one of the manly ways you can kill yourself.

Hold your Breath
Manliness: 9 Style: 3 Awsomeness: 8 Mess: 0
What you need: balls.

How to do it: this is similar to strangling yourself, but the difficulty level is hard. Harder than a priest at a playground.

Step 1: Hold your breath.
Step 2: Wait 10 minutes, then go to step 3.
Step 3: If you are reading this, you have failed.

Go to a parade where the Queen of England is. Make sure to have alot of bombs tied around you. As soon as the car passes you, quickly run up to the queen herself and explode.

with a bit of luck it may cause a war, make sure you are wearing an american flag.

Remeber kids

Hope is the worst evil of all, for it prolongs the torment of man.

Anything is good if you think of some really cool last words. I can't remember who said it, but "tell them I said something really cool" is my favorite.

Comit the sepukku in the traditional honorable way!!

When you get to the page, click the Sepukku link at the top of the page....

Life is tough......but it's tougher if you're stupid.
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That donor card means ur body will be donated to a medical school where some hangover gradstudent will cut you up like the frog from biology class. I would rather get a lawyer to draw up the will stating exactly where the parts go when you don't need them no mo'

It's possible in your country? 🤢 I don't believe it.
In mine, we only sign sth and they can take the organs after our death.

Another way to die a heroe's death : come to my country and blow yourself up near our prime minister or president. They're twins, so it doesn't really matter which one you choose. Seriously, people will adore you.

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Still the [color=red]bad[/color] cop.

swin with cement shoes

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Quote from vinceasuma

That donor card means ur body will be donated to a medical school where some hangover gradstudent will cut you up like the frog from biology class. I would rather get a lawyer to draw up the will stating exactly where the parts go when you don't need them no mo'

It's possible in your country? 🤢 I don't believe it.
In mine, we only sign sth and they can take the organs after our death.

My mommy got a choice of "donating organs" and "allowing for research". She just checked "donate organs", and refused to be a research body. So, me too!