**Hello all !
Thought I'd make a fun topic: Your final words!
Ever though about death? Well most of us haven't as we are all relatively young (methinks). But life is short and when your time comes what ill you say 😕

Here are some real last words of real historical figures for your enjoyment!**

"I am about to -- or I am going to -- die: either expression is correct."
~~ Dominique Bouhours, French grammarian, d. 1702

"Ah, that tastes nice. Thank you."
~~ Johannes Brahms, composer, d. April 3, 1897

"Now I shall go to sleep. Goodnight."
~~ Lord George Byron, writer, d. 1824

"Et tu, Brute?"
Assassinated.
~~ Gaius Julius Caesar, Roman Emperor, d. 44 BC

"I'm bored with it all."
Before slipping into a coma. He died 9 days later.
~~ Winston Churchill, statesman, d. January 24, 1965

"That was the best ice-cream soda I ever tasted."
~~ Lou Costello, comedian, d. March 3, 1959

"I am not the least afraid to die."
~~ Charles Darwin, d. April 19, 1882

"Do you hear the rain? Do you hear the rain?"
Minutes before her plane crashed.
~~ Jessica Dubroff, seven-year-old pilot, d. 1996

"All my possessions for a moment of time."
~~ Elizabeth I, Queen of England, d. 1603

"I've never felt better."
~~ Douglas Fairbanks, Sr., actor, d. December 12, 1939

"I'd hate to die twice. It's so boring."
~~ Richard Feynman, physicist, d. 1988

"Let's cool it brothers . . ."
Spoken to his assassins, 3 men who shot him 16 times.
~~ Malcolm X, Black leader, d. 1966

"Go on, get out - last words are for fools who haven't said enough."
To his housekeeper, who urged him to tell her his last words so she could write them down for posterity.
~~ Karl Marx, revolutionary, d. 1883

"I knew it. I knew it. Born in a hotel room - and God damn it - died in a hotel room."
~~ Eugene O'Neill, writer, d. November 27, 1953

"They couldn't hit an elephant at this dist. . . ."
Killed in battle during US Civil War.
~~ General John Sedgwick, Union Commander, d. 1864

"I've had eighteen straight whiskies, I think that's the record . . ."
~~ Dylan Thomas, poet, d. 1953

"Don't let it end like this. Tell them I said something."
~~ Pancho Villa, Mexican revolutionary, d. 1923

"Go away. I'm all right."
~~ H. G. Wells, novelist, d. 1946

"Either that wallpaper goes, or I do."
~~ Oscar Wilde, writer, d. November 30, 1900

"How about this for a headline for tomorrow's paper? French fries."
Executed in electric chair in Oklahoma.
~~ James French, d. 1966

"Don't worry, it's not loaded."
Suicide playing Russian roulette.
~~ Terry Kath, rock musician, d. January 23, 1978

"Why yes, a bulletproof vest!"
On his final request before the firing squad.
~~ Rodgers, James W., d.1960

**Ok people. To get a few things clear, try to keep the following format:

"Last words"
Description of what happened if needed.
~~ Name , date if known

You are welcome to write your own last words and any other persons (dead or alive). You are also welcome to write other last words, if you thinks its funny, for example your WoW characters last word (before resurrect i guess...). Or any anime characters last words. Examples:**

"Zoinks! I sure hope that's just Scooby behind me."
Shaggy solving a mystery.
~~ Norville "Shaggy" Rogers

"I feel a disturbance in the force."
~~ Obi-Wan Kenobi

Eh what the hell, if you have any funny one liners, feel free to post them too.
Just specify what they relate to:

Dungeons and Dragons:
"They need a twenty to hit me, I'm invincible"
"Stand back you wimps. I'll kill it."
"Diamonds ... Gold... Sapphires !!! Terry! Terry, we're rich, we're rich, we're fabulously wealthy !!!! ...Terry ..... Terry??"
"Ha! That's the oldest trick in the book."

SWAT member:
"I'll cut the red wire."
"Say, what's that red dot on your forehead?"

Ok go crazy!

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Mine would be: "Finally, a change."

[color=green]Life, what would it be without so much wrongs and rights?
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[color=red]Star Trek XI http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rZiR-NETDr0[/color]

Why last words when we can have hypothetical epitaphs?
I would like my gravestone to read either this:

"Go ahead: destroy the world in my name. Prove that I existed."

or this:

"Dear Maintenance Crew,

Keep on moving; I've fertilized this spot of grass for you."

My last words would likely be simple: "Aww, shit," or something in that vein. Nothing interesting there.

I am the God of Freedom. I am not revered, I have no shrines; and you have never before heard of me nor will you ever hear of me again.

intresting topic ^^

well....funny last word XD

mine would be...something i cannot predict....i mean really?! whats the chance that what i write down in a forum when i'm only 19 would actually be my last words?!!!! XD

but for fun's sake, if i died now i'd probably say something like:

''god dammit...i haven't finished berserk yet'' XD

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"the treasure is hidden under the second blue rock in an underwater cave shaped like a flower at the beach"

the best security guard, EVER.

"Fail."

"Ok so fine...I was wrong."

** [color=green]Mad people either have no sense or too many extra senses... [/color]**
[color=red]On the net, men are men, women are men and children are the FBI. =D[/color]

I would like this written on my tombstone, although I suppose it word work just as well as my final words:

"This is only a minor setback."

You're unique, just like everyone else.

My would be..."Dude, no mouth-to-mouth resuscitation for me...I don't swing that way...Again...don't touch me..."

SeeYa

Gorath

Hmm...you sure it was "Et tu, Brute?" for Cesar? I was dead certain it was "Et tu, Brute, contra me?"...

My last words?
either "touch my knives collection and I will come back from the other world and haunt your forever" or "if there really is a God, then I'm screwed"

Lol...noone wants to say "I love you" to someone who's near his dead bed?
So cold 🤣

The only funny last words from RPG ( it was a LARP actually):
"I knew it was her!! I f****** knew it!" ( it was about me, weee heee 😎 )

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Still the [color=red]bad[/color] cop.

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Lol...noone wants to say "I love you" to someone who's near his dead bed?
So cold 🤣

LOL. I could.. but if what if that person was my killer 🤣 "I forgive you" 😀 it will make him/her feel so guilty... probably..

Del Close - 1934-1999
“Thank God. I'm tired of being the funniest person in the room.“

Voltaire - 1694-1778
“Now, now, my good man, this is no time for making enemies.” - when asked to renounce Satan

Davy Crockett - 1786-1836
“I'm warning you boys, I'm a screamer.” - prior to his execution

Henry David Thoreau - 1817-1862
“I did not know that we had ever quarreled.” - when urged to make peace
with God

Pancho Villa - 1878-1923
“Don't let it end like this. Tell them I said something.”

Carl Panzram - 1891-1930
“Hurry up, you Hoosier bastard; I could kill 10 men while you're fooling around!” - prior to his execution

Joan Crawford - 1905-1977
“Damn it… Don't you dare ask God to help me.” - to her maid as she began to pray

Isadora Duncan - 1877-1927
“Adieu, mes amis, je vais à la gloire!” (Farewell my friends, I go to glory!)

Oscar Wilde - 1854-1900
“These curtains are killing me; one of us has got to go.”

Humphrey Bogart - 1899-1957
“I should never have switched from Scotch to Martinis.”

Lady Nancy Astor 1879-1964
Note: In her final illness, she awoke on her deathbed to see her family at her bedside.
"Am I dying, or is this my birthday?"

Robert Erskine Childers, last words, to his firing squad, Irish Civil War 1922
Take a step forward lads - it'll be easier that way.

Kurt Cobain
"I don't have the passion anymore, and so remember, it's better to burn out than to fade away. Peace, Love, Empathy."

Denis Diderot, French encyclopedist, upon being warned by his wife not to eat too much.
"But how the devil do you think this could harm me?."

General William Erskine, after he jumped from a window in Lisbon, Portugal in 1813.
"Now why did I do that?"

James French
French, a convicted murderer, was sentenced to the electric chair. He shouted these words to members of the press who were to witness his execution.
"Hey, fellas! How about this for a headline for tomorrow's paper? 'French Fries'!"

John Wayne Gacy
Those were Gacy's last words before being executed by lethal injection.
"Kiss my ass."

Abimelech, Judge of Israel, said these words to his armour bearer during the seige of Thebez after a woman dropped an upper millstone from the wall on his head cracking his skull.
"Draw your sword and kill me, so they can't say, 'A woman killed him.'"

Christopher Grace, an actor who killed himself during a matinee performance of Grease.
"I really need a therapist"

Che Guevara.
"I know you are here to kill me. Shoot, coward, you are only going to kill a man."

Doc Holliday was a consumptive gunfighter. He always thought, and perhaps hoped, that he would die in a fight or "with his boots on". He died in a hotel bed from tuberculosis. These last words were uttered after seeing his feet with boots off.
"This is funny."

Henrik Ibsen
This was his response to a nurse who told a visitor he was a little better.
"On the contrary!"

Alfred Jarry
"I am dying. Please…bring me a toothpick."

Tom "Black Jack" Ketchum, notorious train robber
Said after springing up the gallow steps to his execution; the rope was too long, and he was decapitated
"I'll be in Hell before you start breakfast! Let her rip!"

Stan Laurel,
"I wish I was skiing." [Nurse: "Oh, Mr. Laurel, do you ski?"] "No, but I'd rather be skiing than doing what I'm doing."

Harry 'Breaker' Morant
Morant was courtmartialed and executed by the British, charged with killing Boer prisoners. To the end he claimed to have been following orders.
"Don't make a mess of it - shoot straight, you bastards."

Actor Laurence Olivier supposedly said this when a nurse, attempting to moisten his lips, mis-aimed.
"This isn't Hamlet, you know. It's not meant to go into the bloody ear."

Eugene O'Neill, American Nobel-prize winning playwright
"Born in a hotel room, and God dammit, died in one!"

Edward H. Ruloff, a convicted serial killer and last person to be executed by hanging in the State of New York.
"I'd like to be in hell in time for dinner."

Saki
Spoken to a fellow officer while in a trench during World War One, for fear the smoke would give away their positions. He was then shot by a German sniper who had heard the remark.
"Put out the bloody cigarette!!"

George Bernard Shaw
Dying is easy, comedy is hard

Hyrum Smith upon being shot in the face, just before his brother Joseph was as well.
"I'm a dead man!"

Osamu Tezuka, legendary Japanese cartoonist and animator
He spoke these words as a nurse took his drawing board from his hospital bed and encouraged him to get some sleep.
"For God's sake, let me work!"

LeonTrotsky said this to his guards, who were about to kill the man who had mortally wounded him with an ice axe.
"Don't kill this man. He has a story to tell."

Patrick Tuler, a World War I soldier, who was bleeding to death from bullet wounds, said this to an enemy soldier.
"Ha. You're out."

Lope de Vega, famous playwright, on being assured that the end was very near.
"All right then, I'll say it: Dante makes me sick."

Domonic Willard was a small time foot soldier during the Prohibition. Just before his death by firing squad, he was asked if he had any last requests.
"Why, yes, a bulletproof vest."

Kenneth Williams, British actor and raconteur. This was the final entry in his diary.
"Oh, what's the bloody point?"

George Engel, anarchist, union activist
Shouted before his execution at the gallows.
"Hurrah for anarchy! This is the happiest moment of my life."

I knew some of them but I got a lot from http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Last_words

The best darkness is strange and surprising. – Alucard

Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity, and I’m not sure about the universe. – Albert Einstein

Consider, friend, as you pass by, as you are now, so once was I. As I am now, you too shall be. Prepare, therefore to follow me." 😲

                             Scottish Tombstone epitaph.

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goodnight c u on the other side "
but i doubt ill say this when it comes lol

never fr0wn cause you never know whos in love with your sm 🙂 e
Your mind is like a parachute it works best when its open

WHY ME?! T_T

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