okay, i found the ski one
http://youtube.com/watch?v=7BtNN6M97q8
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Also pretty funny:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oDMI2-OgP6c&NR=1
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A2syxXPR7xY
They scare one women so badly she actually passes out.
Last edited by Spanky151 at 7:26 pm, Oct 23 2007
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oDMI2-OgP6c&NR=1
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A2syxXPR7xY
They scare one women so badly she actually passes out.
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Also pretty funny:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oDMI2-OgP6c&NR=1
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A2syxXPR7xY
They scare one women so badly she actually passes out.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oDMI2-OgP6c&NR=1
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A2syxXPR7xY
They scare one women so badly she actually passes out.
You know what would be really funny?
If one of the victims happened to be armed with a 4x4 at the time of the prank...........
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Wake up pranks:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b3BRUav-JVM
Ok I thought the ones before were mean but these guys are down right evil
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8bK-MlVSxYw
Last edited by Spanky151 at 9:17 pm, Oct 23 2007
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b3BRUav-JVM
Ok I thought the ones before were mean but these guys are down right evil
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8bK-MlVSxYw
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Eh.. just to be safe (though I don't think it is)..
It's a corny math joke. I don't know where I found it.. but I saw it today and decided to save it.. anyways, I got a chuckle out of it.
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When the math professor's wife returns home from work, she finds an envelope on the living room table. She opens it and finds a letter from her husband:
My dearest wife,
We have been married for nearly thirty years, and I still love you as much as on the day I proposed. You must realize, however, that you are now 54 years old and no longer able to satisfy certain needs I still have. I very much hope that you are not hurt to learn that, while you're reading this, I'm in a hotel room with an 18-year-old freshman girl from my calculus class. I'll be home before midnight.
Your husband, who will never stop loving you.
When the professor returns from the hotel shortly before midnight, he also finds an envelope in the living room. He opens it and reads:
My beloved husband,
You may recall that you, too, are 54 years old and no longer able to satisfy certain needs I still have. I thus hope that you are not hurt to learn that, while you're reading this, I am in a hotel room with the 18-year-old pool boy.
Your loving wife.
P.S. As a mathematician, you are certainly aware of the fact that 18 goes into 54 many more times than 54 goes into 18. Therefore, don't stay up and wait for me.
My dearest wife,
We have been married for nearly thirty years, and I still love you as much as on the day I proposed. You must realize, however, that you are now 54 years old and no longer able to satisfy certain needs I still have. I very much hope that you are not hurt to learn that, while you're reading this, I'm in a hotel room with an 18-year-old freshman girl from my calculus class. I'll be home before midnight.
Your husband, who will never stop loving you.
When the professor returns from the hotel shortly before midnight, he also finds an envelope in the living room. He opens it and reads:
My beloved husband,
You may recall that you, too, are 54 years old and no longer able to satisfy certain needs I still have. I thus hope that you are not hurt to learn that, while you're reading this, I am in a hotel room with the 18-year-old pool boy.
Your loving wife.
P.S. As a mathematician, you are certainly aware of the fact that 18 goes into 54 many more times than 54 goes into 18. Therefore, don't stay up and wait for me.
It's a corny math joke. I don't know where I found it.. but I saw it today and decided to save it.. anyways, I got a chuckle out of it.
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I love it!
Also thanks lamb.
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Eh.. just to be safe (though I don't think it is)..
It's a corny math joke. I don't know where I found it.. but I saw it today and decided to save it.. anyways, I got a chuckle out of it.
Spoiler (highlight to view)
When the math professor's wife returns home from work, she finds an envelope on the living room table. She opens it and finds a letter from her husband:
My dearest wife,
We have been married for nearly thirty years, and I still love you as much as on the day I proposed. You must realize, however, that you are now 54 years old and no longer able to satisfy certain needs I still have. I very much hope that you are not hurt to learn that, while you're reading this, I'm in a hotel room with an 18-year-old freshman girl from my calculus class. I'll be home before midnight.
Your husband, who will never stop loving you.
When the professor returns from the hotel shortly before midnight, he also finds an envelope in the living room. He opens it and reads:
My beloved husband,
You may recall that you, too, are 54 years old and no longer able to satisfy certain needs I still have. I thus hope that you are not hurt to learn that, while you're reading this, I am in a hotel room with the 18-year-old pool boy.
Your loving wife.
P.S. As a mathematician, you are certainly aware of the fact that 18 goes into 54 many more times than 54 goes into 18. Therefore, don't stay up and wait for me.
My dearest wife,
We have been married for nearly thirty years, and I still love you as much as on the day I proposed. You must realize, however, that you are now 54 years old and no longer able to satisfy certain needs I still have. I very much hope that you are not hurt to learn that, while you're reading this, I'm in a hotel room with an 18-year-old freshman girl from my calculus class. I'll be home before midnight.
Your husband, who will never stop loving you.
When the professor returns from the hotel shortly before midnight, he also finds an envelope in the living room. He opens it and reads:
My beloved husband,
You may recall that you, too, are 54 years old and no longer able to satisfy certain needs I still have. I thus hope that you are not hurt to learn that, while you're reading this, I am in a hotel room with the 18-year-old pool boy.
Your loving wife.
P.S. As a mathematician, you are certainly aware of the fact that 18 goes into 54 many more times than 54 goes into 18. Therefore, don't stay up and wait for me.
It's a corny math joke. I don't know where I found it.. but I saw it today and decided to save it.. anyways, I got a chuckle out of it.
Heh.
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Quote from Spanky151
Also pretty funny:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oDMI2-OgP6c&NR=1
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A2syxXPR7xY
They scare one women so badly she actually passes out.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oDMI2-OgP6c&NR=1
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A2syxXPR7xY
They scare one women so badly she actually passes out.
First one wasn't that funny.
I died again on the second one.
Quote from jinx_you
Eh.. just to be safe (though I don't think it is)..
It's a corny math joke. I don't know where I found it.. but I saw it today and decided to save it.. anyways, I got a chuckle out of it.
Spoiler (highlight to view)
When the math professor's wife returns home from work, she finds an envelope on the living room table. She opens it and finds a letter from her husband:
My dearest wife,
We have been married for nearly thirty years, and I still love you as much as on the day I proposed. You must realize, however, that you are now 54 years old and no longer able to satisfy certain needs I still have. I very much hope that you are not hurt to learn that, while you're reading this, I'm in a hotel room with an 18-year-old freshman girl from my calculus class. I'll be home before midnight.
Your husband, who will never stop loving you.
When the professor returns from the hotel shortly before midnight, he also finds an envelope in the living room. He opens it and reads:
My beloved husband,
You may recall that you, too, are 54 years old and no longer able to satisfy certain needs I still have. I thus hope that you are not hurt to learn that, while you're reading this, I am in a hotel room with the 18-year-old pool boy.
Your loving wife.
P.S. As a mathematician, you are certainly aware of the fact that 18 goes into 54 many more times than 54 goes into 18. Therefore, don't stay up and wait for me.
My dearest wife,
We have been married for nearly thirty years, and I still love you as much as on the day I proposed. You must realize, however, that you are now 54 years old and no longer able to satisfy certain needs I still have. I very much hope that you are not hurt to learn that, while you're reading this, I'm in a hotel room with an 18-year-old freshman girl from my calculus class. I'll be home before midnight.
Your husband, who will never stop loving you.
When the professor returns from the hotel shortly before midnight, he also finds an envelope in the living room. He opens it and reads:
My beloved husband,
You may recall that you, too, are 54 years old and no longer able to satisfy certain needs I still have. I thus hope that you are not hurt to learn that, while you're reading this, I am in a hotel room with the 18-year-old pool boy.
Your loving wife.
P.S. As a mathematician, you are certainly aware of the fact that 18 goes into 54 many more times than 54 goes into 18. Therefore, don't stay up and wait for me.
It's a corny math joke. I don't know where I found it.. but I saw it today and decided to save it.. anyways, I got a chuckle out of it.
equals bad
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This just something a buddy sent me once.. It's not a joke.. but it's still interesting..
MEN BEWARE!
Police are warning all men who frequent clubs, parties and local pubs to be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink from any woman. Many females use a date rape drug on the market called "Beer."
The drug is found in liquid form and is available anywhere. It comes in bottles, cans, or from taps and in large "kegs." Beer is used by female sexual predators at parties and bars to persuade their male victims to go home and sleep with them. A woman needs only to get a guy to consume a few units of Beer and then simply ask him home for no strings attached sex.
Men are rendered helpless against this approach. After several beers, men will often succumb to the desires to sleep with horrific looking women whom they would never normally be attracted. After drinking beer, men often awaken with only hazy memories of exactly what happened to them the night before, often with just a vague feeling that "something bad" occurred.
At other times these unfortunate men are swindled out of their life's savings, in a familiar scam known as "a relationship." In extreme cases, the female may even be shrewd enough to entrap the unsuspecting male into a longer term form of servitude and punishment, referred to as "marriage." Men are much more susceptible to this scam after beer is administered and sex is offered by the predatory females.
Please! Forward this warning to every male you know. If you fall victim to this "Beer" scam and the women administering it, there are male support groups where you can discuss the details of your shocking encounter with similarly victimized men. For the support group nearest you, just look up "Golf Courses" in the phone book.
For a video to see how beer works, click on web site below:
http://www.brackenspub.com/beer.swf
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MEN BEWARE!
Police are warning all men who frequent clubs, parties and local pubs to be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink from any woman. Many females use a date rape drug on the market called "Beer."
The drug is found in liquid form and is available anywhere. It comes in bottles, cans, or from taps and in large "kegs." Beer is used by female sexual predators at parties and bars to persuade their male victims to go home and sleep with them. A woman needs only to get a guy to consume a few units of Beer and then simply ask him home for no strings attached sex.
Men are rendered helpless against this approach. After several beers, men will often succumb to the desires to sleep with horrific looking women whom they would never normally be attracted. After drinking beer, men often awaken with only hazy memories of exactly what happened to them the night before, often with just a vague feeling that "something bad" occurred.
At other times these unfortunate men are swindled out of their life's savings, in a familiar scam known as "a relationship." In extreme cases, the female may even be shrewd enough to entrap the unsuspecting male into a longer term form of servitude and punishment, referred to as "marriage." Men are much more susceptible to this scam after beer is administered and sex is offered by the predatory females.
Please! Forward this warning to every male you know. If you fall victim to this "Beer" scam and the women administering it, there are male support groups where you can discuss the details of your shocking encounter with similarly victimized men. For the support group nearest you, just look up "Golf Courses" in the phone book.
For a video to see how beer works, click on web site below:
http://www.brackenspub.com/beer.swf
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LOL that's great I love the link too.
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I don't even like beer.. So, that isn't going to work with me..
Anyway, if you want to see really great humor, you should watch Dave Chappelle.. He always makes me laugh..
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I don't even like beer.. So, that isn't going to work with me..
Anyway, if you want to see really great humor, you should watch Dave Chappelle.. He always makes me laugh..
Anyway, if you want to see really great humor, you should watch Dave Chappelle.. He always makes me laugh..
Aw, I love Dave Chappelle.. and Kat Williams.
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In my eyes, no one can be as good as him... 'cause he doesn't only have one good moment or punchline .. It's like every word he says, is funny..
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LOL....that only happens if you can hold your drink. I don't have that problem.
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