Hey everyone, I wonder what detrimental things happen to ur body if your on ur butt for too long. Think of something creative and original! It doesn't hafta be a real affliction, just something funny! Come up with something random! (like Spattergroit in Harry potter 😛 )

Dont use:

1. Lack of exercise can get u fat, cancer, diabetes whatevs
2. Strain on eyes can cause near sightedness
3. Addiction can lead to lack of sleep

It screwed with my brain. I couldn't tell the difference between anime and real life anymore. You can imagine that ended in disastrous results.

Glados is a bitch. She made me kill the companion cube, the only friend I'll ever have. 😢

Chibidoro-sama=Neko-freak

hahaha imagine if u think all the girls in ur school are part of ur harem or something 😛

I used the mouse wheel too much. Caused pains in my finger and palm. Eventually I was forced to use only PgUp/PgDn keys, they don't cause that much strain.

Don't waste your time or time will waste you.

Imagine me falling down and landing in a girl's cleavage. That's when I realized I wasn't in an anime. I think it happened when one of her friends kicked my head when I was lying on the ground getting my ass kicked by half a dozen teenage girls.

Glados is a bitch. She made me kill the companion cube, the only friend I'll ever have. 😢

Chibidoro-sama=Neko-freak

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I used the mouse wheel too much. Caused pains in my finger and palm. Eventually I was forced to use only PgUp/PgDn keys, they don't cause that much strain.

haha lucky you, ur possibly on ur way to carpal tunnel syndrome

I've always wondered if my butt will get flat someday after sitting on it for hours reading manga @_@ I also feel that sitting too long makes me even shorter than I am 😔

Walk around the book store all day wishing a cute girl with a short skirt will trip on a book and fall on me with her panties in my face... never did happen... damn you Ken Akamatsu. If that isn't on topic then... dreaming about sitting on the computer watching anime / reading manga... after well.... doing the same thing before falling asleep.. oh I wish that girl would just trip and fall on me....

You can get hurt pretty badly if you watch/read to much fighting & supernatural animes/mangas. 😮
After DBZ I broke my wrist when trying to enter a building by punching through the wall. It was then that I realised that walls in real life are a lot more solid then they appear to be in the animes.

Nah seriously though; I've caught myself reasoning from time to time; in a really weird; impossible way.
For example when I needed to answer the phone; but couldn't leave the bowl of milk I was heating up (when milk boils; it rises and often over the edge of the bowl). At that time I tried making a **(kage) bunshin **of myself .... -_- Fortunatly I quickly realised when I couldn't remember the handsigns that it was also impossible to do that ninja stuff 😎

Also frequent is when I'm searching for a particular phrase of word while reading a (several page-) text or book, my brain tells me to type that word in the search function... I always crack myself out when I'm actually trying to find that search function among the pages 😀

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Nah seriously though; I've caught myself reasoning from time to time; in a really weird; impossible way.
For example when I needed to answer the phone; but couldn't leave the bowl of milk I was heating up (when milk boils; it rises and often over the edge of the bowl). At that time I tried making a **(kage) bunshin **of myself .... -_- Fortunatly I quickly realised when I couldn't remember the handsigns that it was also impossible to do that ninja stuff 😎

OK now thats damn funny hahahaha 😀 . Also my friend had a little brother who use to watch a lot of DBZ, Naruto, and Bleach and some how got the idea that all asians can fly.... and yes this is true...

but... but... we can fly!

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but... but... we can fly!

Whatever your smoking I want some 😲

I will randomly, when thinking about my brothers or sisters, use onii-chan.... XDD

Not to mention I find myself, when, after reading a violent manga, have wondering thoughts about if killing is enjoyable........

But yeah....

Does the walker choose the path, or the path the walker?

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It screwed with my brain. I couldn't tell the difference between anime and real life anymore. You can imagine that ended in disastrous results.

second'd.
🤣
if i sit down for too long i cant stand up right away without falling over..
so thats not good either

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It screwed with my brain. I couldn't tell the difference between anime and real life anymore. You can imagine that ended in disastrous results.

i dreamed in manga format once, kinda like the manga scene in the flcl anime.

i do wonder about the butt flattening though?