Death: I'm feeling generous today. How would you like to die?
Me: Death by cleavage!
*Death raises scythe*
Me: What's that for?
( x_| |_x ) *chop*
Me: That isn't what I meant by "cleavage"

Did you ever watch that program where she dies by toilet seat falling from space?

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Lose - Opposite of win, to misplace something/someone. e.g. To lose your way, to lose a fight.
Loose - Opposite of tight. e.g. To have a loose screw, to loosen a jar lid.

^ Not just scanlators, but also company documents are getting it wrong now!

Either way, they're both painful.
I'd take the stairs. xD

i would like to die after being the only man in a massive lesbian orgy ( say 100 to 1000 women)

hmm. probably in my sleep. or maybe because
i crossed the street without looking both ways

knowing me it'll be something strange like i'll be drinking
a hot cup of tea. due to the high heat my tongue would burn
in pain and i'd probably fall and hit my head on the floor.
it could happen...?

Not yet...., but in my sleep woul be good....or overeating....

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hmmm....
probably from a heart attack,
heart failure,
cardiac arrest,
cancer,
diabetes,
putting potassium cyanide in my water
or
jumping off from a cliff
haha

(the cancer and diabetes part runs in the family so theres a slight possibility)

;)

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If its not cyanide T_T <Low morale at the moment, do hate my job>
then heart attack- inherited trait of high cholesterol and heart disease but its most probably old age- most depressing way to pass away <work in an elderly care home too>. However, most preferable way I would want to die is <very cliched>with a bang, no pain and instantaneously and probably at 40 or so...

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i wanna die laughing or i wanna die as the leader of a vigilante group; who escapes his jail cell, sets himself on fire in a tv station, after giving a 5 minute speech that brings froth many other vigilante groups.



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we are all of the creed
the creed we worship rules us all
the creed of okutoness forever
that and when the next flight to japan

I'd say in flames of glory, but I'm not that cool or cliched. Most likely I will contract some type of terminal illness and die quietly but painfully, unbeknownst to most. I guess it isn't a common fantasy, but maybe I'm just unimaginative.

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Hand Rooster is a rooster made with your hands.

If I ever do die, well, whatever works. I don't have any preference since once you die, you die and that's all there is to it.

In my sleep is preferred. But if I'm awake, I'm not sure. But I do know that my finale word is going to be "bleh". x3

After i take over the world, i will sit on my throne which sits over nyc, surrounded by tvs that show all majoring cities and then slit my wrist and bleed to death while watching my set bombs go off all over the world.

id h8 to die somewhere dirty, no matter how i die

die in a mission to outerspace to defend against aliens bylaughing to death since the aliens will look absurd or
while on the beach watching the sunset slowy fallin into sleep


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never fr0wn cause you never know whos in love with your sm e
Your mind is like a parachute it works best when its open

First i'll try to escape death by changing my name to 'hope' and hope the proverb 'hope dies last' is correct. Should I prove to be still mortal or simply dislike the name, I'll follow my 3 steps to a happy death:
1. achieve ultimate enlightenment by reading every manga ever written.
2. become as hated as possible so people will be happy about your death. A good way to do so is throwing peoples' PCs out of the window.
3.die heroic but not heroic enough that people will like you again. For example if a rcently PC-less person tries to take revenge on you by throwing your PC out of the window, you jump after it and soften its impact with your body, thus the PC becoming a bizarre but still functioning tombstone.

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have fun reading your yaoi

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we are all of the creed
the creed we worship rules us all
the creed of okutoness forever
that and when the next flight to japan