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3d grade, when my first love uttered those beautiful words:"we are not little kids, so we shouldnt go home together anymore." under the influence of his new best friend. >:-(
i had another shocking moment, in 5th grade, a few hours after the first time i won a fight against the strongest boy in my class, and ripped his shirt, he slapped me. i stood there in shock for about an hour... 😲

... Thats SOOOOOOO mean.... i walked home with my neighbour (female) all through primary school... i didnt "Like" her or anything, we were just good friends, but we parted ways after i moved durign high school XD and after i moved, she moved from Australia to somewhere in Europe... I still got Her MSN tho XD so theres contact... rarely...

My biggest wtf moment... hmm when i played ragnarok with a forum called eternalRO. the mod of the site and game was supposedly a hot female. i heard from a friend on the game that she liked to cyber..a lot. i was like WTF thast weird. 2 months later everyone finds out shes a guy LOL wtf. someone made a topic about and everyone ranted, it goes to show you everyone who ranted, cybered lololol. when i saw and heard this i was like wtf hahaha.

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Haha all these ones are great, i had myself a good laugh, so heres another one.

I woke up this morning (like 1 hr ago) and i was wearing clothes... i know i went to bed wearing jsut my boxers... (hope thats not too much infomation) and yes, i sleep in boxers... and well anyway... i woke up and i was like WTF 😕 and i asked my parents, supposedly i was in a half awake state and put my clothes on and went outside for a walk at 5 i the morning.... i woke up at 11 am... i dont know what happened, but you know those moments you wake up and go back to sleep and some of them you cant rmember? i guess i had one of them...

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So, my WTF moment came Monday. Some of you know, I "fell asleep"[fainted] while showering and hit my head on the tub. Because I was taking Codeine, I didn't realize I had bruises all over the right side of my body until now.

So here's me showering "Lalalala"
The suddenly I collapse "splash"
I was like "WTF?"

Oooh, that reminds me! One of my biggest WTF moments came about a week or two ago. It was like 1AM and I was the only one awake, innocently writing a fanfiction at my table when all of a sudden I started feeling sick, like I was going to throw up. I assumed it would pass and continued writing, but then I started almost slumping over my table, like my face was coming in close contact with the paper I was writing on. Then, I felt really sick and a bit thirsty so I got up, thinking that I should go get a drink, but then I realized I couldn't. I crawled halfway across my room cuz my legs wouldn't work and I felt like I couldn't breathe, like my lungs were being pressed on and for some reason the inside of my ears were feeling hot. After a little, I was able to get up and get a drink of water from my fridge, but I was shaking like crazy. I seriously thought I was gonna die 🤣 Cuz something like that never happened to me before (hell, I've never even broken or sprained a bone). I called my friend and she calmed me down, but I didn't get to sleep till about 4AM ^^;; When I told my sister the day after, she said that I was probably dehydrated cuz for the past couple of days I hadn't been eating and drinking very much (I'm pretty sure it's cuz I'm too distracted by the computer >.>...) and that my sleeping schedule is too effed up (I go to bed randomly late at night and wake up pretty early). I was seriously scared out of my mind though, like "am I going to get up again if I go to sleep?" ^^;; or as my friend said

scared shitless.

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I woke up this morning (like 1 hr ago) and i was wearing clothes... i know i went to bed wearing jsut my boxers... (hope thats not too much infomation) and yes, i sleep in boxers... and well anyway... i woke up and i was like WTF 😕 and i asked my parents, supposedly i was in a half awake state and put my clothes on and went outside for a walk at 5 i the morning.... i woke up at 11 am... i dont know what happened, but you know those moments you wake up and go back to sleep and some of them you cant rmember? i guess i had one of them...

That's happened to me before! Err, not exactly (and not nearly as interesting), but something like it. Once while reading a manga, mind you I was extremely tired cuz I never usually fall asleep that easily, my sister came into my room to return one of my manga to me. She said that she asked me if she should turn off the light and I nodded/grunted a "yes". When I told her I woke up with my manga in my hand the next day, she said that she assumed I was awake cuz my eyes were open and stuff (but I think she did say that I was a little off ) 🤣 And I remember the same thing happened to her before then. One time my bro asked her if he could borrow her CD Player and she nodded/grunted "yes"and I just happened to go into the room when he did. But the next day she asked us if we'd seen it and we were like "...what?" 🤣

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to otakubaybay: sounds to me like you had an acute anxiety attack, depression, or obsession. Or maybe you were dreaming. Or maybe you were reading too much yaoi and fainted. The only time I woke up in the middle of the night with WTF were the cats outside......they were a group of them doing bad things and make a hell lot of meowing noises. You got good friends. When my friend called me in the middles of the night asking "Ares....tell me, I'm a good student right? Why didn't Harvard accept me?"

I told her that perhaps "Maybe they don't want you for some reason. If you keep doing things like calling me in the middle of the night, no one would want you."

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Oooh, that reminds me! One of my biggest WTF moments came about a week or two ago. It was like 1AM and I was the only one awake, innocently writing a fanfiction at my table when all of a sudden I started feeling sick, like I was going to throw up. I assumed it would pass and continued writing, but then I started almost slumping over my table, like my face was coming in close contact with the paper I was writing on. Then, I felt really sick and a bit thirsty so I got up, thinking that I should go get a drink, but then I realized I couldn't. I crawled halfway across my room cuz my legs wouldn't work and I felt like I couldn't breathe, like my lungs were being pressed on and for some reason the inside of my ears were feeling hot. After a little, I was able to get up and get a drink of water from my fridge, but I was shaking like crazy. I seriously thought I was gonna die 🤣 Cuz something like that never happened to me before (hell, I've never even broken or sprained a bone). I called my friend and she calmed me down, but I didn't get to sleep till about 4AM ^^;; When I told my sister the day after, she said that I was probably dehydrated cuz for the past couple of days I hadn't been eating and drinking very much (I'm pretty sure it's cuz I'm too distracted by the computer >.>...) and that my sleeping schedule is too effed up (I go to bed randomly late at night and wake up pretty early). I was seriously scared out of my mind though, like "am I going to get up again if I go to sleep?" ^^;; or as my friend said

scared shitless.

Wow.... thats never happened to me before... and i wouldnt want it to... i mean i'd be pretty scared too... maybe i should correct my sleeping habbits too -.-

OooOooOoo... i just thought of another one...

So... i was 5 years old at the time and i was at a zoo in China with my grandparents looking at the peacocks, and one peacock comes up the the fence... yes it was fenced... and full on pecks me right on the eyebrow... i was bleeding pretty damn badly and had to get stitches... i was like WTF 😕 it all happened so fast and i've had an impending fear of peacocks ever since...

Dont laugh :'(

Oh no, this isn't laughing matter. Chicken are very very vicious. They'll try to get you in your eye balls. That's why I support KFC, they kill them and fry them to eat them. ANY kind of animal can hurt you. Even a rabbit.
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to otakubaybay: sounds to me like you had an acute anxiety attack, depression, or obsession. Or maybe you were dreaming. Or maybe you were reading too much yaoi and fainted. The only time I woke up in the middle of the night with WTF were the cats outside......they were a group of them doing bad things and make a hell lot of meowing noises. You got good friends. When my friend called me in the middles of the night asking "Ares....tell me, I'm a good student right? Why didn't Harvard accept me?"

I told her that perhaps "Maybe they don't want you for some reason. If you keep doing things like calling me in the middle of the night, no one would want you."

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Anxiety? But I wasn't feeling stressed 🙁 Despression? I felt fine earlier that day, a bit hungry though. And obsession? You mean with the computer? Yeah, a little ^_^;; And no, it wasn't reading too much yaoi (how would that make me pass out?), I don't think I even read yaoi that day :/

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ANY kind of animal can hurt you. Even a rabbit.

Yeah I know, one actually chased and attacked my best friend. It was vicious don't let it's "cute meek bunny wabbit" routine fool you.

Here's one tackling a snake.

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to otakubaybay: sounds to me like you had an acute anxiety attack, depression, or obsession. Or maybe you were dreaming. Or maybe you were reading too much yaoi and fainted. The only time I woke up in the middle of the night with WTF were the cats outside......they were a group of them doing bad things and make a hell lot of meowing noises. You got good friends. When my friend called me in the middles of the night asking "Ares....tell me, I'm a good student right? Why didn't Harvard accept me?"

I told her that perhaps "Maybe they don't want you for some reason. If you keep doing things like calling me in the middle of the night, no one would want you."

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Anxiety? But I wasn't feeling stressed 🙁 Despression? I felt fine earlier that day, a bit hungry though. And obsession? You mean with the computer? Yeah, a little ^_^;; And no, it wasn't reading too much yaoi (how would that make me pass out?), I don't think I even read yaoi that day :/

My other WTF thing was when I found out people die while doing you-know-what with their lovers.

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I went to torrentspy and an article there caught my eye. "Man dies by boobs." i was like wtf? it said a guy was going to be wedded and he went out for his bachlor party. he got a boob shake in the face by a stripper who had a really really big rack. he started waving his hands for air but his friends thought it was because of enjoyment. the guy died. the soon to be wife tried to press charges. now its not good to laugh but i can not laugh at this lololol. this is a big wtf. note: a big rack is deadly.

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otakubaybay the reaction you describe sounds exactly like an acute low blood sugar level attack (which is suppurted by the fact that you hadn't been eating much lately) the symptoms include cold sweat extreme nausea and weakness dizzyness messed up vision and hearing and the thought of eating gagging along with shakeing and headaches, the nausea andshakeing are caused by the adrenal reaction and the rest would be because your body didnt have enough energy to actualy function (not all of the symptoms I've described happen every time but the ones you've listed are pretty much standard every time) you don't worry it probably has nothing to do with diabetes.

Anyways the biggest wtf moment in my life happend when I was in first grade. I had gone on a field trip to the beach when all of a sudden I felt a sharp pain in my head and was falling to the ground feeling extremely ill with the people around me running towards me. I had no idea what had happened. all of a sudden while the teachers were checking to see if I was all right I noticed a rock about the size of a baseball near me that hadn't been there before. My class had been skipping rocks into the ocean and someone released way too late sending a rock straight at my head, quite fun might explain a few things about the way I've acted over the years, but yeah as I was falling to the ground was the greatest wtf moment in my life

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do you know how it feels when your looking for something and you figure out you were holding it in your hand all the time? That's a wtf moment.

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Biggest moment was when I was playing football. During the last homecoming game in 2004 we were finally about to win the first one in like 7 years. Was on the goal line trying to stop them from getting in. They go for the 3rd down and I smack the fullback as hard as I can. When I stood up I actually saw double vision of the fullback. You hear people talk about it and say hit the one on the left or right or middle stuff. But actually having it happen was the weirdest thing I have ever had happen.

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i had another shocking moment, in 5th grade, a few hours after the first time i won a fight against the strongest boy in my class, and ripped his shirt, he slapped me. i stood there in shock for about an hour... 😲

er, something kinda similar, yet reversed genders.

In early high school (year 7 australia) there was a really annoying talkative girl, so i started dissing her and crap. i totally pwned her in the word battle. so, thinking i had resolved it (by winning) i turned away, sat down and was talking with some mates for a minute. then suddenly out of no-where SLAP!

the first time i had been slapped in my life, and totally unexpected. i sat there stunned for at least 20 seconds. before i thought WTF!

Another time, i was about 10 years old. somehow i was in the car and accidentally released the brake. the car started rolling down the road (quite steep). my mum saw me and was like SHIT she tryed to open the door but it was stuck. "put the brake on PUT THE BRAKE ON!!!". the adrenalin was pumping and i looked around.

"WHERE THE HELL IS THE BRAKE"

luckily my mum managed to open the door.