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yes, by a black man who left a trail of fried chicken bones

Pffff....
So racist, but so....

Anyways.
No, never had my bike stolen, but that was because it was kept safe at home.
And I don't ride bikes nowadays anymore so I have to be afraid of such a thing happening anymore. 🤣

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I have a friend like this... A group of my friends and I taught him how to ride a bike this past summer at a cabin. It took a while to explain how to ride a bicycle; I even had to hold his seat from behind as he learned to pedal. Eventually we all got tired and decided to use a shallow descent/slope... lets just say you shouldn't send someone who doesn't know how to stop down an unknown slope at lake 🤣

Whoa, some bunch of friends!
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I had a bike once but I can't remember what happened to it since I barely touched it. I got traumatized I guess after I repeatedly ran over people and things and after falling off it many times 🤢

Anyway I know this guy who just left the bike he borrowed in the middle of the road after he got tired riding it...When he and the owner returned the day after to get the bike back...well, surprise, it was no longer there! 🙄

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I never did but my little bro did
he was riding with his friends and he was 8-9 year old back then
then a 17-18 year old arab jumped on him punched him and stole his bike
thats the way it happens in israel

The only bike I have is currently rotting away in a corner and it is such an eyesore that I wish someone would steal it and make better use of it than me

I've never gotten my bikes stolen, maybe because there always in the garage...
when my older brother was younger he got his bike stolen, but he got it back....by force 😀

yes it was stolen back when i was a little girl in China.
i was playing hide and seek with my friends but with my eyes close ill have to feel them..
not only did i get my bike stolen but i also tripped and hurt myself and i also get a beating from my grandmother cause bikes were expensive during that time...=.=

I was close, but the idiot had the gall to stop at a store when he thought he was in the clear. Lets just say I kicked his Mexican ass. 🤣

I wish I can ride around on my bike. D:
For one thing, I don't have a bike.
Two, I live a the city.
Three, I don't trust myself not to run into a car and die. D:

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Havn't had my bike stolen, but my moped were stolen once by a guy that "borrowed" it for a "test drive"..

He didn't get far away though, the throttle cable snapped. 🤣 Didn't lend it out any more after that.

Almost wish someone would steal my current bike, it's too small but I'm too lazy to get a new one. It still works if you don't jank the handle bar to hard, it's on it's max elevation. Too bad I don't get out much nowadays though 😀

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My bike got stolen while we were renovating our house. We took it out of the garage and put it in the backyard. We also mysteriously lost a machete...

Actually my first bike was stolen, but since my dad knew just about everyone in the neighborhood, I got it back a few days later. By neighborhood I mean five or six blocks that were at the time the bad side of town. Just goes to show you that knowing and befriending the seedy criminal types can be useful from time to time. Another bike I owned got stolen practically right in front of me. I didn't think it would get stolen since the chain was broken, but there you go. I was mad at the time because I had just barely escaped suspension at school for something someone else did and then I get home to see someone running away with my bike... truth was I hadn't ridden my bike in a few months and had pretty much given up on it. 😮

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