i actually remember my birth >> remember lotsa weman pulling me towards a metal bowl >> but since no one believes me when i say that, lets say its me, 2, trying to ride my toy snail?

the best security guard, EVER.

i have ALOT early memories
but the earliest is me being around 1 year old
me being in my little bed and i see a huge thing coming and i started crying(my father came from the army) and scared me shitless

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I'm actually a bit jealous of you guys, my earliest memories are some really vague ones from when I was about ten to twelve, can't really place them too well and they're extremely vague at that. I remember a dinosaur replica in plastic, big assed one. It couldn't even go into the house. I still don't know if it was my plastic dinosaur though, I remember a rock being thrown at me, nailing my forehead and I bled and I was pretty scared. Around the same age. Not too surprised though, even memories from last year now seems vague. Maybe some sort of brain dramage after that rock being thrown?

You can't remember anything from your first ten to twelve years? Definitly brain damage!
At least your memory isn't full of completely useless stuff. A clean sweep from time to time isn't all bad :-)

We weep for a bird's cry, but not for a fish's blood. Blessed are those with a voice.

I remember when i got my first dollar, I think i was 2.

"Hip-hop was set out in the dark. They used to do it out in the park"

One of my earliest memories happened when I was 3 and I was so excited b/c I had a reindeer hat and when I looked at my shadow I was like "oh Mami Mami!!!!! It's a reindeer!"

Your face is dented.

I can't remember...o^o

My earliest memories..I think it would be when I was getting jabbed with a needle and the lady asked me what colour band-aid I wanted. That was probably about 2-3yrs?
Then there was a time when I was wrestling with the next door neighbour's kid. About 3yrs. I got a lot of bruises from that.
THEN there was a time when I was about 4 and got this massive nosebleed during daycare. They had to call the ambulance and then one of the nurses gave me this yellow, knitted..cat-bear thing. Fun times. 😃

"If it's bitter at the start, then it's sweeter in the end.."

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my mom was changing my diaper i struggled she hit me i cried

"when i'm sad, i stop being sad and be awesome instead."

• Barney Stinson

I only remember trying the Mary Poppins thing with her umbrella. I opened a pink umbrella and jumped down the stairs. I sprained my leg. Then I tried to do it again with a black umbrella since hers was black and probably color did matter. I broke it this time.

I don't really regret doing what I did because it was the best first 6 years of my life. 😃

Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss - Douglas Adams

I remember my mother slapping me when I was 3 for telling her to get a job.

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I remember my mother slapping me when I was 3 for telling her to get a job.

Hahaha, you were aware of those things back then? 🤣

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i actually remember my birth >> remember lotsa weman pulling me towards a metal bowl >> but since no one believes me when i say that, lets say its me, 2, trying to ride my toy snail?

That's pretty cool. Is it just those details or can you can recall stuff like characteristics of who was there?

As for me, my earliest memory was playing basketball with my brother and my dad in the Philippines with a mini basketball set only a couple of feet tall (~1 meter). I think my brother was trying to dunk on my dad. I also remember being on an plane, probably when my family moved to the U.S.

"When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained."

• Samuel Clemens/Mark Twain

i remember when i saw disneyland paris!^^ but i dont remember anything else 0(^-^)0

So basically to vanquish the world of evil you must have mega sex with a girl then your soul is taken...yes

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I remember my mother slapping me when I was 3 for telling her to get a job.

Hahaha, you were aware of those things back then? 🤣

Sadly, yes. My mother has a mental illness and therefore was incapable of getting a job. My aunt funded our family and that made me feel insecure so I told her that. It was an insensitive comment to make to someone with mental problems and I continue to regret it. I deserved that slap.

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I remember my mother slapping me when I was 3 for telling her to get a job.

Hahaha, you were aware of those things back then? 🤣

Sadly, yes. My mother has a mental illness and therefore was incapable of getting a job. My aunt funded our family and that made me feel insecure so I told her that. It was an insensitive comment to make to someone with mental problems and I continue to regret it. I deserved that slap.

I see. So how is your mother now?