Earliest childhood memory
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I remember my mother slapping me when I was 3 for telling her to get a job.
Hahaha, you were aware of those things back then? 🤣
Sadly, yes. My mother has a mental illness and therefore was incapable of getting a job. My aunt funded our family and that made me feel insecure so I told her that. It was an insensitive comment to make to someone with mental problems and I continue to regret it. I deserved that slap.
but did u understand your mom has a mental illness and your aunt funded you?cause if not u probly didnt deserve a slap....i didnt understand any thing untill age:9.... 😐
So basically to vanquish the world of evil you must have mega sex with a girl then your soul is taken...yes

17 years ago
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[quote=GreenTeaStrawberry]I remember my mother slapping me when I was 3 for telling her to get a job.
Hahaha, you were aware of those things back then? 🤣
Sadly, yes. My mother has a mental illness and therefore was incapable of getting a job. My aunt funded our family and that made me feel insecure so I told her that. It was an insensitive comment to make to someone with mental problems and I continue to regret it. I deserved that slap.
but did u understand your mom has a mental illness and your aunt funded you?cause if not u probly didnt deserve a slap....i didnt understand any thing untill age:9.... 😐 [/quote]
I knew my mom was a nutcase but didn't knoow of any mental illness. I was fully aware of my aunts funds.
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17 years ago
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You can't remember anything from your first ten to twelve years? Definitly brain damage! At least your memory isn't full of completely useless stuff. A clean sweep from time to time isn't all bad :-)
You know, it's actually effing annoying not knowing if I had a childhood or not. (Logic would tell me I had one, but I am not prepared to trust logic that easily... It has failed me before) 😀
Do you know what people did in the old days when they had secrets they didn't want to share?
They'd climb a mountain, find a tree, carve a hole in it, whisper the secret into the hole and cover it up with mud. That way, nobody else would ever learn the secret...

17 years ago
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You can't remember anything from your first ten to twelve years? Definitly brain damage! At least your memory isn't full of completely useless stuff. A clean sweep from time to time isn't all bad :-)
You know, it's actually effing annoying not knowing if I had a childhood or not. (Logic would tell me I had one, but I am not prepared to trust logic that easily... It has failed me before) 😀
yes i often wonder if i was a drunkard as a child...not remembering anything and all.. 😀
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17 years ago
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I remember... being at a funeral in a poofy black dress and running to a cousin who picked me up in his arms and was okay keeping me there. I remember riding in the back of an SUV playing with a Pocahantas doll I'd bought from the bookstore after having watched a movie while sitting in the train. I remember being brought to the mall and trying on dresses to wear when I modelled later. I remember sitting in a truck and going through a subdivision that always sparkled with lights at Christmas. I remember putting plastic Easter Eggs in a tree outside for decoration. I remember crawling under the christmas tree and pretending someone wanted me for a present. I also remember hiding under the dining room table hoping that they wouldn't be able to find me and they would miss me.
I go away and suddenly the spammers are the mods. Okay, I can adjust to that, but... Gorath?! And what's up with Mam's not being the top poster?
210 days until I'm legal, Indy!
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My earliest childhood memories must be events that happened when I was 4 or 5:
My parents scolded me so I took some of my clothes and transferred to my paternal grandies house which is right in front of our house...During meals I'd see them on the window and ignore them.. 🤣
I remember dancing to songs like "Hey Mickey" or "Shake body body dancer" since my relatives would ask me to dance for them...Mainly 80's music....mmm,must be why I love the 80's too.
I had a crawling baby toy and I used to piggy ride it a lot.
I was toying with the socket when I had an electric shock.
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17 years ago
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Earliest memory i can think of is when i was b/w 3 and 5 . Was visiting my moms office and was in the office garden and remember looking up at the sunflowers during a bright afternoon . The sunflowers looked like skyscrapers to me.
Revisited that place and they still have that sunflower patch, now they are just bout waist level.
The earliest fragmented memory I have is being butt-naked and held by a priest who was dressed in black and had a ridiculously long black beard, which hurt like hell when it brushed me as he was frigin trying to drown me for my Baptism.
I have no idea how old I was, but it couldn't have been more than 3. Must have been somewhere around 2 years old, I will ask my mom. I know I must have been very small though because the Baptism bucket was raised off the floor and the Evil Black Beard (as I've come to know him in my nightmares), lifted my up like I was nothing and dipped me in that unpleasant cold water.
But yeah I was freaked out because there was a lot of people (I think), and other kids/infants were getting baptised too, so there was a lot of crying which freaked me out.
Uh lesse. I remember when I used to go around biting the other little kids and my mom got mad so she bit my nose. Hard. I was 7. Tough love >.> I also remember wondering how in the world the teachers could cut out the animals from the paper so perfectly and in the end the paper itself would have the outline of an animal. And... I remember I hated going to bed so my mom would tell me to make up a story and while I was thinking about it I'd fall asleep (har I do it still xD)...
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17 years ago
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Trying to catch fish in my grandparent's fishpond. Prolly around 3? I was using bread. Hm... I don't think I caught any.
I also remember drawing a lot of monsters and whatnot with my grandpa and playing in his red old beetle.
I remember a lot of sleeping though, prolly before I'm 3. I sleep on my face, with my butt raised, don't know why O_O

17 years ago
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I remember a lot of sleeping though, prolly before I'm 3. I sleep on my face, with my butt raised, don't know why O_O
Hmm... so sexual deviancy started early. 😀
I remember when I was younger, I had an Uncle that would try to steal my Barney stuff (most of which I got from him), so one day I grabbed a bag and filled it with non-Barney toys just for him so he'd have something to play with.
I go away and suddenly the spammers are the mods. Okay, I can adjust to that, but... Gorath?! And what's up with Mam's not being the top poster?
210 days until I'm legal, Indy!
ZombieKing ihas been challenged! Now it's between him, Blissful_wulf and Mamsmilk. And maybe Dr. Love.

17 years ago
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I remember a lot of sleeping though, prolly before I'm 3. I sleep on my face, with my butt raised, don't know why O_O
Hmm... so sexual deviancy started early. 😀
O_O Oh gawd, don't destroy my innocent childhood! lol

17 years ago
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I remember a lot of sleeping though, prolly before I'm 3. I sleep on my face, with my butt raised, don't know why O_O
Hmm... so sexual deviancy started early. 😀
O_O Oh gawd, don't destroy my innocent childhood! lol
Was it innocent? And really now, I don't think it's me you have to worry about destroying it.
I go away and suddenly the spammers are the mods. Okay, I can adjust to that, but... Gorath?! And what's up with Mam's not being the top poster?
210 days until I'm legal, Indy!
ZombieKing ihas been challenged! Now it's between him, Blissful_wulf and Mamsmilk. And maybe Dr. Love.

16 years ago
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Interesting thread.
As for me..my earliest memory was when I was four.
My first time speaking English, I said "Hello" to Uncle George.
I remembered eating ice cream, sitting on a wooden bench in a park in Cardiff.
Walking in the middle of a street in Greece, with my mother and my father holding each of my hands.
Watching a marrionette show in a cafe.
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I remember the campus of the college where my mom worked, and a road near there, long and unpaved, and on either side, wheat or something else that color waving in the wind.
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