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whoa....they teach Trigonometry in college? I thought Trigonometry was taught in High school.

That's nothing, my college teaches everything back to pre-algebra 🤢 (although one can't get credit for it. Credit starts at algebra.)

Weird teachers... I had a really cool super-old guy who did history. He'd always do the same lessons every semester so on the day he related Japan to a "lobster monster", someone ran through the room in a lobster costume screaming.

Oh, and he kept a machete in his desk 😀

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......I thought most colleges teach calculus for freshman.....

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Dang...you'd think I would have had at least ONE truly weird teacher/professor, as much time as I spent in school, but I didn't. 😔 I feel cheated!!

@ares6 - depends on the college, I guess. Both colleges I've attended have some pretty basic math classes that can be taken for credit, plus remedial classes that weren't for credit.

"[English] not only borrows words from other languages; it has on occasion chased other languages down dark alley-ways, clubbed them unconscious and rifled their pockets for new vocabulary."
-James Nicoll, can.general, March 21, 1992

I had this english teacher all through (small school) who couldnt pronounce "peanuts." She always made it come out as "peanits," which sounded remarkable like.....well you know. What made it even funnier was she was basically a super-christian clone of the mom from "leave it to beaver." haha she knew what it souned like when she, so we used to write our sentences in vocabulary to have always have peanuts in them. God bless her, poor thing

@otakubb- cold yo, that poor teach only just went through a divorce, that's heavy stuff

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Oh, and he kept a machete in his desk 😀

If it were near any schools where I'm at I'd say that's pretty normal......

I also had this honors chem teacher back in high school who taught the class with puppets. She kept Moe the Mole, Benny the Bird and Cecil the cat on her at all times........I think she talks to them more then she does to the class.

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a prof that wears clogs. 😀

-Max

my Photo teacher was Mr. New Jersey (Body Building Competition) in the 70's, and hes really witty. got a bunch of real knee slapper's in his arsenal if you know what im saying. 😀

Can't read >_<

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my Photo teacher was Mr. New Jersey (Body Building Competition) in the 70's, and hes really witty. got a bunch of real knee slapper's in his arsenal if you know what im saying. 😀

no idea what you are referring to.

I use to have a science teacher who organized everything on his desk in alphabetical order from left to right.

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lol i just meant he was a funny guy. didn't have any underlying messages or anything.

Can't read >_<

It was on the news once a teacher led a double life as teacher and a professional wrestler which he hid from the school. He's from my bro's school.

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Every teacher at my school is retired military. Navy and Coast Guard, everyone. And they've all got some great stories

Wanna help me rule the world?

oh..man the stories i could tell.

religion teacher in a catholic school says he's related to Pele Hawaiian volcano godess.

chemistry teacher poured sulfuric acid on a students hands

president Gregory O'Donald's signiture is GOD

biology teacher is green beret and olimpic gold medalist in vollyball, doesn't know anything about biology.

and that's just the tip of the iceburg....

9th Grade English:
Great teacher BUT she was so Perky it made me wonder and not too mention she would refer to her rough years as a teenager attending catholic school. Makes you wonder why she was so perky.

10th Grade Programming I & Programming II:
By far the worst Teacher I've ever had she all she really cared about was coaching and not teaching and liked to blow students off by saying go teach your self what do you think I'm here for. Yet all of her Varsity Girls Volleyball players were the only ones to ever get A's in any of her callses and they never did one assignment.

11th grade Algebra 2:
He wasn't crazy he was just a narcoleptic and would sometimes fall asleep while he was lecturing.

11th Grade Novels:
Body builder with a psychotic girlfriend. He was also the varsity boys soccer coach and the assistant athletic director all he ever did was walk in for five minutes write on the board what we were supposed to read up to and walk out of class for the entire hour never to return. All of our tests were not proctored he even walked out for every test that was held even for the final exam. He even did this for his honors English course he was supposed to be teaching.

11th grade English & 12th grade Writing:
Same teacher for both. Definitely the most feministic man hating biased women on the planet. Basically if you were a guy you can kiss getting a good grade good bye. Also, If your opinion did not agree with hers you would wind up failing a lot of assignments. She would give out the answers to all the questions in class for the assignments and come time for a test or an exam she would mark you wrong for 110% even if it was what she had written word for word on the board because she would say that you weren't interpreting it the same way she was because she decided to change her interpretation at the last minute. Needless to say the majority of my graduating class ended up hating here guts to the point that most of us would just blow her off if we ever walked by her in public.

College Freshmen year really retarded math class:
The Professor would make you more confused in the end if you talked to him during his office hours. The last time I went to his office hours for help he basically called me a moron and said to read the book again even after I've read it five times and still was confused. I still hate his guts till this day.

College Sophomore year intro to engineering I
This prof was a royal snob. I'll put it this way on his Ph.D. dissertation the only person he thanked for writing it was himself, NO BODY ELSE. Which you can Imagine what it was like to deal with him teaching a course. he would just talk for five minutes and say you will not have to know any of this(This was for Every Power point slide) and class would end twenty minutes later. You can only imagine how lousy the exam scores were.

Thats my list of crazy and lousy neglecting teachers & professors.

My old shop teacher use to be a technician of some sort in the army during the Vietname War. He's got 2 tattoos on both arms and a big one on his back.

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My old shop teacher use to be a technician of some sort in the army during the Vietname War. He's got 2 tattoos on both arms and a big one on his back.

My JH American History teacher was from the war too, a complete and utter hard ass. Kids in the class are scared stiff of him that and the fact he has a hook for a right hand.

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