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[quote=pumpupthevolume]what doesnt make you a pervert: not having dirty thoughts, not getting excited
like i said you have to be some Saint or something

No, you don't have to be a Saint to avoid that, you just need to be something other than human. A point to Mams for having already pointed something similar to this out.

on second though you could just be trained like those mountain monks that feel pain when they get a little bit turned on

Or under the age of 8... Or younger OTL|||... Correction to my last post: Going by this, I'm definitely a pervert.[/quote]

hell no i know a little 7 year old boy that sleeps with a naked barbie and moans his name "oh trey" in crap like that

"when i'm sad, i stop being sad and be awesome instead."

• Barney Stinson

Well. I guess I have the average amount of Perversion.

I mean... if I see a good looking female, I'm not gonna say "Wow, I'd like to read a book with her."

Nah, its more along the lines of " I'd hit that... Fa' sho."

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I wonder how many people on this forum are claiming to be perverts, while they actualy really aren't 😮 Ya know InRealLife openly announcing pervertedness (<- to lazy to check the spelling) is normally a big nono but online it's nothing special; depends on the image you want to create...

If I think about myself... am I a pervert or am I not... I'm not really sure.
When it comes to what's going on in my head I think I meet most pervert requirements easily, but on the other hand my actions never show any sings of it.
Although I wonder if I'm pulling that off as perfectly as I think I am. I remember being caught once checking out a girl's behind a bit too long 😀 and if I think about the guys I know, I've caught them more than once as well 🙄

I have a cousin that has rubbed herself for as long as she can remember.

And me, personally, if I see someone I think is hot, I'm more likely to try subtely staring at them instead of admitting it. Here, however, I made an exception because there's a pic thread and really now, how can I not comment?

I go away and suddenly the spammers are the mods. Okay, I can adjust to that, but... Gorath?! And what's up with Mam's not being the top poster?

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ZombieKing ihas been challenged! Now it's between him, Blissful_wulf and Mamsmilk. And maybe Dr. Love.

..i'm perv..but i put it in the right place..i show it only to maybe my intimate partner or something like that..

I act more pervy and flirtacious online than I do in person. I may have a dirty mind, but I generally don't use it in bed, and certainly not in public.

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If you've ever thought or said "Nice Guys finish last" and really meant it, then you should probably read this LJ post by DivaLion. It's incredibly insightful whether you're male or female.

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I act more pervy and flirtacious online than I do in person. I may have a dirty mind, but I generally don't use it in bed, and certainly not in public.

That made me giggle 🤣

Very well said, I second it for myself ^^

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I actually peeped every night for one month 2 lesbians making out in an apartment in front of mine (hey I couldnt sleep, they just kept moaning/screaming aloud...)

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I need a die with 2 sides.

That's known as a "coin".

Oh, thanks. Too much D&D.

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I don't really support western/christian morals or whatever
that finds a need to hide gametes or somatic things,
so I don't count sexual beings as perverts.
They're just being what they are as much
as fish being a cold-blooded vertebrate animal that lives in water, moving with the help of fins and breathing with gills, edible dormice sleep or worms eat crap.
Nothing revolting or special about that.
I only count sexual deviants as perverts,
not people who made a joke about a penorz
ololololol and saw a naked body.

I really don't think it's wrong to like the opposite sex.

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I don't really support western/christian morals or whatever
that finds a need to hide gametes or somatic things,
so I don't count sexual beings as perverts.
They're just being what they are as much
as fish being a cold-blooded vertebrate animal that lives in water, moving with the help of fins and breathing with gills, edible dormice sleep or worms eat crap.
Nothing revolting or special about that.
I only count sexual deviants as perverts,
not people who made a joke about a penorz
ololololol and saw a naked body.

Oh noes!
Darn 😢

I must live up to Mams expectations...(kittyyy, come here tch tch tch...removes underwear)

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I need a die with 2 sides.

That's known as a "coin".

Oh, thanks. Too much D&D.

You might qualify as some kind of
minor class perv if you are a
voyeur. 🤣

Heh. There's a time and place for everything, right? Trading nut stories and dirty jokes with close friends after dinner is one thing; getting drunk and groping waitstaff while shouting innappropriate innuendo is what makes you a perv ^_^

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You might qualify as some kind of
minor class perv if you are a
voyeur. 🤣

yaaay~ 🤣
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I need a die with 2 sides.

That's known as a "coin".

Oh, thanks. Too much D&D.