I get hiccups about twice a year.
They go away fast.

How do I get them? Sometimes it's just random. Mostly it's from eating too fast or when my stomach is feeling weak....The longest I had a hiccup was for...erm....15 minutes? That just went away without any help but it hurt like hell. My hiccups really hurt and I sound like a dying cat. I haven't had one for a while now....I'm happy! =D
My hiccups are so stubborn! The ONLY way they'll go away is by eating. No other technique works.

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Btw, tactics, do you know that you just posted your 2010th post 🤣

Oh! Was that my 2010th post? I didn't even realise XD
This is probably my 2012 post then seeing as I remember posting somewhere after this. Everything's going to go wrong now 🤣

^ As for eating whilst you have hiccups to make them go away...really? I can't imagine I'll be able to chew anything whilst having hiccups XD