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Sley?
Or monneeeh?
Or hooker named Sley?

🤣

You know Gacchi and his women-with-money fetish. <.<
Ama better hide her mommy. xD

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Monkeys, always at your service.

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I have to thank you again. It's been a while since I've had this much d**k on my computer. :'3

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Quote from Mamsmilk

Sley?
Or monneeeh?
Or hooker named Sley?

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I have to admit...I took it as sley as well 🤣

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Quote from Mamsmilk

Sley?
Or monneeeh?
Or hooker named Sley?

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I have to admit...I took it as sley as well 🤣

That's still a very well carved lover, Gan.

Stop spamming

A just ruler amongst tyrants

a young and rich sugar dady probably stupid, too O_O and he should want to share his money with me 😮

that is the perfect lover. not my ideal lover, not the love of my life. just my perfect lover.

so money~~ money~~ money~~

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Quote from StarlightDreams

Funny, sexy, cute, tall, handsome, and nice.

Nice to meet ya. 😉

But I digress. I won't mess with anyone online.
And you're way too young.

But I digress.

My ideal lover...
Someone with a big heart.
Sexy. Smart. Strong.

I'm jailbait. 😛

I'm smart Oji-chan! I saw Secy first! >;D

♪MONSTARR~ will eat all your cookies and steal your bishies~♪ Φ_Φ

A girl aged between 17 and 20. Bespectacled, because I adore wimmenz with glasses. Short black/dark brown hair that falls lightly onto her shoulders. Bangs and a fringe would be nice.
Heightwise, anything in the 5" region would be great, though I don't mind petite women either.
As for her body, it'd be incredibly curvy, like an hourglass I guess. Large hips, and skinny-fat (not slim but not fat either; a bit chubby in other words). A bit of a belly would be a plus! Oh, and large boobs and ass as well, whatever's realistic lol.
Personality is just as important of course. She'd be down-to-earth, honest and a little critical. Intelligent, open-minded and well-read, highly willing to engage in different things. A lover of nature, art and simplicity, and she'd enjoy doing things as simple as lying on a hill watching clouds with me. I'd like her to be a tad shy and introverted, but comfortable in small social gatherings.
A dedicated lover, as well!

Okay that's enough fantasizing from me. 🤣

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Funny, sexy, cute, tall, handsome, and nice.

Nice to meet ya. 😉

But I digress. I won't mess with anyone online.
And you're way too young.

But I digress.

My ideal lover...
Someone with a big heart.
Sexy. Smart. Strong.

I'm jailbait. 😛

I'm smart Oji-chan! I saw Secy first! >;D

Well I'm taking Secy Back.
BaaZing.

(I don't care if it doesn't make sense. I couldn't resist the chance to actually use it...)

[color=#ff0000]"“That's the difference between me and the rest of the world!
Happiness isn't good enough for me! I demand euphoria!” "[/color]

LADY GAGA :}

why because i am the president of the student council of course

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@Highway-STAR
I like your taste, it's similar to mine. 😀

Close to my age, or slightly younger, or even slightly older, like 1-2 years would be fine. (For some reason I have a thing for older women)
I'd like someone shorter than me, but not too short, at least 5". Preferably long silky hair, but short hair can work too. For body-type, I would have to go with between chubby and thin, if you know what i mean. Not too chubby, but not so thin that you can see the bones, so just a tad bit of meat. Breast size would fit the palm of my hand, so that's maybe High-B, Low-C. Butt doesn't matter, but just not too big. Personality wise, I'd go with someone slightly shy and quiet. Intelligent, open and broad minded, honest and loyal(we all know this is important). The main thing I would like is that she would be happy to spend the day sitting next to me, while holding hands or my arm around her shoulder holding her close.

Once you abandon life, only death awaits.

hmm... very cute and shorter than me with black hair... and a perfect personality to match mine.. (i really have no idea what would be perfect for me).

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A gun and a Bible? If you're following the Bible, why carry a gun? Is the Bible bulletproof?

ponders the awesomeness of a bulletbroof Bible-carrying crusader

yeah...he has the great almighty protecting him...but he is still doing something...so its all good!!! cause hes cool... 🤣 🤣

oh please do click this!
The sweeter the apple, the higher the branch. The quieter the fart, the nastier the smell.
GUESS WHO??

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LADY GAGA :}

You Lose.

[color=#ff0000]"“That's the difference between me and the rest of the world!
Happiness isn't good enough for me! I demand euphoria!” "[/color]

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LADY GAGA :}

You Lose.

It's a trap!
With a wig!

[color=red]NO FLAMING, tokyo_homi.[/color]

and btw
Lady GAGA
is the image of perfection for me
...oss i love her.
i want her
NOW!!!!

why because i am the president of the student council of course

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