Now this is hilarious, I'm chinese and when I went back to China, I've actually seen signs like these. Chinglish

This is the japanese version (Engrish) though not nearly as funny or extensive as Chinglish Engrish

Post your favorite quotes!

EDIT: this of course is the classic All your base are belong to us

like a spam the Gold spammers used on Christmas in wow "The merry chrismes is coming and we at" bla bla bla the usual link to the site shit made me laugh how bad it was written.

In Christmas.
Santa Claus "Coming" Wheeeee

[img]http://i45.tinypic.com/10pvn8y.jpg[/img]
（ﾉﾟ-ﾟ）ﾉ☆どぞ。
Have a star.

Quote from Mailru

In Christmas.
Santa Claus "Coming" Wheeeee

I don't see the connection to chinglish...

Quote from funkmu1

Quote from Mailru

In Christmas.
Santa Claus "Coming" Wheeeee

I don't see the connection to chinglish...

Oh, I failed. Didn't under stand that topic.
Goes look for one.

Is this one?

[img]http://i45.tinypic.com/10pvn8y.jpg[/img]
（ﾉﾟ-ﾟ）ﾉ☆どぞ。
Have a star.

Quote from Mailru

Quote from funkmu1

Quote from Mailru

In Christmas.
Santa Claus "Coming" [url=http://2.content.bustedtees.com/d1/bt/c/1/bustedtees.95ca535c0f03d33d28bb9a31dbbf5161.gif]Wheeeee[/url]

I don't see the connection to chinglish...

Oh, I failed. Didn't under stand that topic.
Goes look for one.

Is this one?

LOL that's great
here's one of my favs : Deformed man toilet. and Crippled restroom. = Public toilet for the disabled.

Those stuff are hilarious 🤣
I've got some pics like that, I'll try uploading them when I'll be back home.
Most hilarious stuff however comes from online translations 😃

Go literal translations! That's why dictionaries don't work by themselves.

http://randomc.animeblogger.net/image/Suzumiya%20Haruhi/Suzumiya%20Haruhi%20no%20Gekisou%20-%20DVD%20-%20Large%2015.jpg

The girl in the picture is Aya Hirano (voice actor for Haruhi Suzumiya), appearing in a Haruhi Suzumiya live concert (which was released on DVD awhile, I've heard)

Her t-shirt reads, "Did you cum twice too? Feel so dirty!!! I need a tongue bath!"

That is, without a doubt, one of the craziest shirts I have ever had the pleasure of viewing. If her t-shirt is any indication, she's pretty kinky.

Quote from ATAndTruong

http://randomc.animeblogger.net/image/Suzumiya%20Haruhi/Suzumiya%20Haruhi%20no%20Gekisou%20-%20DVD%20-%20Large%2015.jpg

The girl in the picture is Aya Hirano (voice actor for Haruhi Suzumiya), appearing in a Haruhi Suzumiya live concert (which was released on DVD awhile, I've heard)

Her t-shirt reads, "Did you cum twice too? Feel so dirty!!! I need a tongue bath!"

That is, without a doubt, one of the craziest shirts I have ever had the pleasure of viewing. If her t-shirt is any indication, she's pretty kinky.

LOLZ she probably doesnt even kno what it means, and whoever gave her the shirt did it as a cruel joke

I want one of those shirts.

Eww~

You can find both and other forms of badly written foreign uses of English at Engrish.com. BTW this was all in the humor thread. 😐

** [color=green]Mad people either have no sense or too many extra senses... [/color]**
[color=red]On the net, men are men, women are men and children are the FBI. =D[/color]

lol @ the shirt....i'll give it to one of my friends XD

As if handcuffed, I'm bound to the memories of you...

Hell, I would wear that shirt, and I'm a dude.

I'll let you guys in on a little secret. The best engrish is found by playing Japanese arcade games. Really, it's where all your base came from too. Here's one from the legal warning displayed when you turn on the arcade machines of several Cave games. (Legal warning, meaning it's important)

           NOTICE  

THIS GAME IS FOR USE IN
JAPAN ONLY
SALES, EXPORT OR OPERATION
OUTSIDE THIS COUNTRY MAY BE
CONSTRUED AS COPYRIGHT AND
TRADEMARK INFRINGEMENT AND
IS STRICTLY PROHIBITED.
VIOLATOR AND SUBJECT TO
SEVERE PENALTIES AND WILL
BE PROSECUTED TO THE FULL
EXTENT OF THE JAM.

I am not prostrate. I am looking at the sky on the other side of Earth.

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