Worst/Best pick up line you have ever heard/read/tried
17 years ago
Posts: 97
Topic says it all, here's mine:
"I heard that you tasted pretty good. So I was wondering... can I take a piece of you home with me?'
Did it for a dare... biggest slap of my life. XD
But hey I was $20 richer for it.
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17 years ago
Posts: 5
this is the worst pick up line some boy tried in me
"Is it hot in here or is it just you" Sooooooooooo stupid and old!!!!!!!!! I was like LMAO!!!!!
17 years ago
Posts: 30
I used to know a bunch of joke pickup lines, but the only one I can remember now is "Does this cloth smell like chloroform to you?"
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17 years ago
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"Suck on my chocolate salty balls"
or
"It looks like someone took two fine hams and stuck them down the back of your dress"
or
"Hey, baby. Can I buy you a Fish Sandwich?"
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17 years ago
Posts: 1705
"Hey baby, did it hurt....when you fell from heaven?"
This is the one the school counselor taught the whole class: 🤣
17 years ago
Posts: 97
Just remembered another one.
Me and my mates were in Sydney and we saw this hot asian chick in China town working at a street side stall.
One of my mates goes up to her and says:
'Mmm how much does this cost?'
She replied '$3.50'
'Really? Now how much are you?'
XD
Quote from CatzCradle
"Hey baby, did it hurt....when you fell from heaven?"
lol - I'm serioulsy gonna use this one on the next hot chick I see.
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17 years ago
Posts: 1096
"The human body is composed of 60-70% water... and I'm thirsty"
17 years ago
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all the ones i know are 18+
Do you raise chickens?
why?
Cause you sure raised my cock.
Member17 years ago
Posts: 227
"You make me feel like a squirrel. I want to pile my nuts up against you."
"What's great in bed and winks? 😁 "
Both from a book called "How to chat up babes" (I think that was the title).
Lose - Opposite of win, to misplace something/someone. e.g. To lose your way, to lose a fight.
Loose - Opposite of tight. e.g. To have a loose screw, to loosen a jar lid.
^ Not just scanlators, but also company documents are getting it wrong now!
17 years ago
Posts: 37
"Hey you must be tired, because you have been walking around in my dreams all night" .. probaly one of the worst i know ...
"Hey Mary wanna have some fun ?"
"My name isnt Mary"
"that wasnt what i asked"
17 years ago
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Hold a screw and ask: "wanna screw?"
17 years ago
Posts: 50
Not sure where this ranks on good or bad but a personal fav I have heard used.....
Guy: Excuse Me Miss, do you know how much a polar bear weighs
Lady( with a slight look ): Umm... No?!
Guy: Enough to break the ice, Hi I'm _____
"I came to laugh at you!" - Chars Aznabal
17 years ago
Posts: 4030
Quote from ReaderM
Not sure where this ranks on good or bad but a personal fav I have heard used.....
Guy: Excuse Me Miss, do you know how much a polar bear weighs
Lady( with a slight look ): Umm... No?!
Guy: Enough to break the ice, Hi I'm _____
Oh, I like that~
17 years ago
Posts: 42
"So. I herd you liek Mudkips."
Jk.
"Nice pants, baby. What's the drop rate?"
But better...
"Oh sexy librarian, don't you know I'm loaded?"
^only Go-Devil-Dante fans would know what this is about...
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17 years ago
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Moved to 18+ since...you know why
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